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Anti-Christ Birthed During The Spring Solar Eclipse!

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Ever since the First Battle Of Armageddon, on Halloween 2013, the Devil has been on Earth in biological form.  Ousted from Hell by the diabolical Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo. That battle thwarted his attempt to father his Earthly son The Anti-Christ.  The prophesied child of darkness would be the most powerful force of darkness on Earth.  Even more so than his father due to Angelic forces limiting the Devil on Earth while his son gets a free pass due to not being a pure demon.  Over the nearly past year, and a half the Devil has been dodging not only Angels but various members of the paranormal community hoping to kill or capture him.  There’s even a group of brave warriors calling themselves the Satan Slayers.  Unfortunately, all of us in the supernatural community dropped the ball, and the Anti-Christ was fathered, and born in the North Atlantic Faroe Islands during the March 20th, 2015 Spring Solar Eclipse.  Yes, you heard that right!  The Devil impregnated a woman, and she supernaturally gave birth during the barely three-minute solar eclipse! To be precise he was born at 9:43 AM local time.

The ritual to Father the Little Prince of darkness is quite a production and is designed to Supernatural Solar Eclipsekeep the consummation site hidden from Angelic forces, overcome various protection spells on Earth that prevent such an unholy birth, and also imbue the Anti-Christ child with extra special powers.  More or less the Emperor Of Hell created his own Devil’s Triangle and directed the tip at a key point amid the visible solar eclipse. Solar Eclipses are wondrous cloaks of darkness for the forces of evil.  Not only are the holy rays of the sun blocked but its energies are filtered through the not so holy Moon. During a total solar eclipse, this results in the visible corona ring of light being concentrated unholy light.

Earth ChakrasThe three vertices of the Devil’s personal power triangle are special supernatural energy points on Earth.  The first bottom vertex of the triangle is located near the Killarney National Park in Killarney, Ireland.  It’s the secret cloaked Capital Of Good Luck On Earth.  The home of the proud little Leprechaun people. The second bottom vertex of the triangle was the Earth’s Fourth Chakra, the Heart Chakra, located at Glastonbury-Shaftesbury, England.  The top vertex of the triangle is on the Isle Of Mann.  Home of the largest concentration of Fairies, minor nature deities, on Earth.  The power generated by this dark triangle was then directed to the Faroe Islands not only due to its ideal location in the solar eclipse visible zone but also due to the coincidence of the Earth wandering Third Eye Chakra being located there at that specific time.

King-Of-Hell-DevilThe Devil had no need to alter the Heart or Third Eye Chakra of the Earth since they are neutral due to the Earth being home to both the forces of good, and evil.  All the Earth’s Chakra’s are some of the most powerful paranormal places on Earth and can be used by anyone with the right knowledge to exploit them.  When it came to the Killarney Lucky Leprechaun Energy Center, and the Fairies Of Mann things had to be twisted to the dark side.   On the evening of July 9th, 2014 the Devil provoked a fight between two rival fairy factions on the Isle Of Mann causing the widespread discharge of highly concentrated photokinetic energy bursts and fairy dust showers.  At the Witching Hour on July 10th, this caused a slow-growing dark energy vortex to open from the Underworld.  It was undetectable by the Fairies who noticed a considerable drain in their powers since last year as it grew larger.  Only now has the demonic vortex been shut down.

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Over the past years Clurichauns, aka dark Leprechauns, have been slowly but surely infiltrating the center of the Leprechaun village where Lucky Lake resides.  Lucky Lake is the largest natural wishing well on Earth containing tons of lucky gold coins under it’s hallowed waters.  These Clurichauns had apparently been cursing the gold with their bad luck bit by bit so the Leprechauns wouldn’t notice.  During the eclipse at the right moment, an army of Clurichauns entered the vulnerable village, and cast a demonic spell to make the entire village the momentary Capital of dark luck.  After the eclipse past the Leprechauns repelled the dirty little devils!

The Solar Eclipse itself was amid the perfect Tetrad Blood Moon storm of the past year along with being on the Spring Equinox which is a time of supposed balance on Earth.  However, the Devil tipped the scales toward evil.  The dark Anti-Christ consummation ceremony took place at an outdoor Devil worshiping temple on the Faroe Islands in the middle of the eclipse.  It was presided over by a variety of dark demonic Priests, Witches, Warlocks, and Wizards lead by the up, and coming genius Sorcerer Brimstone. A one time apprentice of the notorious Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo who is now the King Of Hell.

Originally the Devil planned for Shala, Queen Of Halloween, to be the Anti-Christ’s mother due to her being a powerful Angel-Demon Hybrid.  Luckily those plans failed.  Especially considering they went against prophesy that states the Anti-Christ should be half human.  The mother was thought most likely to be a dark demonic witch.  We now for the first time reveal the general identity of the Anti-Christ babies mother. In keeping with the fact that Jesus Christ was the son of the Omniverse God in human form, the Devil choose someone similair.  A daughter of God in human form.

Sometime over the past year, the Devil kidnapped a woman who was apart of Jesus Christ’s lineage.  Yes, Jesus secretly had children. The woman was brainwashed into believing the Devil was a saintly fellow, and then on the eclipse within the power of the Devil’s Triangle in the aura of the Earth’s Third Eye Chakra the spirit of Goddess Gaia Mother Earth was cast into this woman.  The Earth’s spirit flowed freely into this specially chosen woman.  Goddess Gaia was adopted as the daughter of the Omniverse God, father of Jesus Christ, many millions of years ago.  She was originally a spontaneous creation of the collective consciousness of the Earth’s complex biosphere.  So the Anti-Christ is technically a Demi-Demongod.  A previously unknown being.  The demonic child was supernaturally conceived, developed, and born all within the eclipse.  The mother, whose name is being withheld to protect her family, was absorbed by the Earth’s Third Eye Chakra, and disappeared!  The rapidly growing Anti-Christ child is now being raised by his father, and several demonic nanny’s.  This Hell spawn could be on the world stage within 10-20 years ready to spearhead the final Battle Of Armageddon for the forces of evil!  Any current world leaders being touted as the Anti-Christ are merely the Devil’s minions paving the way for his unholy crown Prince of Darkness.

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The Devil Informs The World Of His New Son’s Birth By Having Their Images Appear Across Global Skies!

Coming Soon more information of the April 4th, 2015 Tetrad Blood Moon Anti-Christening Ceremony!

Faroe Islands Eclipse Footage

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Tornado Rainbow Caused By Leprechaun & Unicorn

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Thunderous-Tornado-RainbowA Clurichaun, aka evil Leprechaun, hunting team was on the trail of the Lilliputian purveyors of dark luck when they happened upon the awesome sight as witnessed in the video above on April 8th, 2015.  A Leprechaun-Unicorn transport rainbow appearing in the thunderous skies amid a titanic tornado.  Reports indicate that a Leprechaun was in Medicine Lodge, Kansas meeting with a group of Native Americans composed of many tribes.  A secretive supernatural group called The Wichita Warriors that specializes in fighting the forces of paranormal darkness. It seems they saved a Unicorn from a rabid group of Clurichauns attempting to use the magical creature for diabolical deeds.  The tribe partook of a special ceremony to summon the Leprechaun who took custody of the sacred Unicorn for return to safe mystical wooded havens on the Emerald Isle.

Unfortunately the Clurichauns were deeply angered by what they saw as the theft of their animal, and came after the Native American Warriors in droves.  The concentrated front of bad luck caused a massive tornado to form out of the control of local weather Goddesses, and Nymphs.  The Natives pleaded with the Leprechaun to make his escape while they held his bad luck brothers off.  The lucky little fella complied, and immediately sprung atop the noble gleaming white beast with golden horn shimmering majestically forth.  The combining of the two supernatural beings powers were needed to form a metaphysical transport rainbow to Ireland due the dark luck dampening field spread by the Clurichauns.  They escaped their evil brothers, and the brunt force of the dark luck tornado as the Leprechaun trusted the Native American Wichita Warriors with his good luck pot of gold.

Their ancient magics combined with the lucky gold allowed them to create a good luck Tornadic Rainbowshield to protect them from the tornado as they valiantly fought off the Clurichaun scourge.  Evidence indicates they secured a victory against the Clurichauns courtesy of a Sasquatch who acted as back up to this amazing group of supernatural warriors.  The Big Foot has always been a friend to Native Americans.  Their immunity to dark magic, and luck came in handy.  This battle resulted in some human injuries that included Clurichaun bites.  Thankfully there were no human nor Sasquatch fatalities.  However the Clurichauns saw some casualties, and captures while only a few escaped.  The Clurichaun Hunting crew that captured the video above managed to snag the rest of the fleeing mini masters of mayhem.  Clurichauns now the subject of study at a private top secret supernatural Cryptozoological research center in Colorado.  As the dark luck front dissipated so did the terrible twister due to local weather deities regaining control.

Lucky Lady Gains Immortal Super Powers!
Leprechaun Riding UnicornThe victory for the forces of good isn’t the only wonderful news here.  It seems a lucky 58 year old woman nearby witnessed the Leprechaun riding the Unicorn as the rainbow formed.  She was a member of the Clurichaun Hunting team. Witnessing a Leprechaun riding a Unicorn has been known to grant humans immortality, and an eternity of good luck since the sight is so beyond rare it magically alters a person.  It’s said to be related to the photons bouncing off the miraculous vision being paranormally altered.  Then these paranormal photons enter a persons eyes which are the window to their soul.  There’s also the fact that these supernatural photons only enter one persons eyes.  In other words if a group were present only one person would witness the rare event. That is unless they themselves had supernatural powers of some sort. We also have the addition of a supernatural rainbow formation, and the dynamic lucky duo entering it.  A previously unknown witnessed event.  At least it’s never been recorded.

The woman’s name is being withheld to protect her from public scrutiny, and violation of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  However this extremely lucky lady needs no protection with the luck she will relish the rest of her eternal life!  The Native Americans stumbled upon her after the Clurichaun battle, and dissipation of the tornado which she survived standing in an open field.  None of the Natives witnessed the Leprechaun-Unicorn event since they were engaged with the attacking Clurichauns.  The Native Wichita Warriors sensed the woman’s transformation, and discussed it with her colleagues. The wise Natives gave the woman of eternal luck advice about her bright future.  The lucky event not only gave her immortality, eternal good luck, and anti-aged her to what appears to be her early 20’s but she also possess Rainbow Light Manipulation Powers. This may include rainbow generation, teleportation, invisibility, healing, and use as a weapon with the possibility of rare Rainbow Fire Powers!  This is the power of good luck interacting with humans Junk DNA that posses a wide range of latent telekinetic powers courtesy of our higher dimensional souls!

The mystical Native Americans have agreed to help the wondrous woman control her new
amazing abilities for use in the fight against evil as the various Battles Of Armageddon approach.  In addition she has given herself the superhero name Rainbow Warrior.  The Wichita Warriors believes she is the first step in fulfilling the Warriors Of The Rainbow Prophesy.  A future group of individuals who would save the Earth from environmental destruction. It certainly is quite a coincidence that she is half Native American, and half European.  The prophesy is also about bringing together the Native stewards of nature, and those whose ancestors were responsible for defiling the sacred lands of Goddess Gaia Mother Earth.  This is also a sign of the impending Third Battle Of Armageddon.  We here at Mystic Investigations wish The Rainbow Warrior well on her exciting eternal quest for justice, and hope to meet her in the future!

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Freak Violent Winds At Rose Bowl Caused By Aurae

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On December 31st, 2014 there was a freak violent wind event explained as a tornado despite no hint of any storm clouds whatsoever.  Certainly, no funnel cloud was witnessed.  This event took place at a Rose Bowl Fan Fest event near the actual Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.  As seen in the video above the whirling winds sent tents, and gear aloft as people screamed and scrambled for cover.  We now know that the brisk winds were caused by Aurae, or Aurai, which are Wind Nymphs (minor wind deities).  Together these Nymphs of the breezes form one spirit known as Aura.  There are various Gods, and Goddesses of the winds above them but ultimately they all fall under the rule of Aeolus.  However, Aeolus, and his various Undergods had nothing to do with this event.  It was completely the doing of the local Breeze Nymphs.

Angry Aurae Activate Alarming Air!

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Various Californian Witches have verified that the Aurae were angry about the Rose Bowl event desecrating, and disrupting the surrounding nature.  It seems one too many people littered, and had ill will toward the environment.  It’s believed a tin can thrown at some ducks was the last straw! So the Nymphs decided to clean house and created their own open-air twister vacuum to suck up and blow away the refuse.  Naturally, as with various angry nature deities, a higher one steps in to halt various actions that might bring negative repercussions on the Earthly Gods.  The God Of The West Wind Zephyrus immediately ordered a halt to the gale-force assault.  The Nymphs didn’t want to comply at first but Zephyrus’s wife Iris, Goddess Of Rainbows, finally calmed them down.  The Wind Nymphs surrendered the Rose Bowl to the humans and headed out into the Pacific Ocean for a rest. Sylphs, aka Air Fairies, temporarily took over operation of the localized winds. The Windy Wonders of Pasadena returned a week later to resume their nature Nymph duties.

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