The Memorial Day Veteran Zombie

All of us at Mystic Investigations had off on Memorial Day. Of course, theoretically, we’re never off duty since supernatural darkness never sleeps! Most of us went our separate ways but saw each other at the various festivities throughout the warm sunny day in Woodland Springs, Colorado. This included the annual Memorial Day Parade in … Read moreThe Memorial Day Veteran Zombie

Zombie Survival Can Energy Drink

 The Zombie Survival Can is the quintessential energy drink to keep your wits about you while staying in tip top shape during a zombie apocalypse.  The carbonated zombie energy drink is pink in color and has a raspberry taste. It’s the perfect item to stock your apocalypse bunker with!  The delightful drink is also … Read moreZombie Survival Can Energy Drink

Children Of Parallel Universe Fight Playground Zombies

The psychokinetic artist who drew this disturbing yet awesome image of children battling zombie kids on a playground from Hell actually witnessed this horror in real life.  He’s a master of Hyperchronokinesis which is the manipulation of 5-D hyperspace thereby allowing for travel to alternate realities.  This person fell asleep one Halloween night after watching … Read moreChildren Of Parallel Universe Fight Playground Zombies

Detail Your Car Or SUV For The Zombie Apocalypse

The Zombie Apocalypse can be a horrifying thing to live through. Hopefully, society does eventually get back on its feet courtesy of brave visionary leaders like The Walking Dead’s Negan. Despite the living hell, there’s no reason not to inject some humor into it, and make life at least a bit bearable. One way to … Read moreDetail Your Car Or SUV For The Zombie Apocalypse