Thanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

We implore you to remove your Halloween decorations by Thanksgiving as it is the official end of the Halloween Season. This is necessary in order to avoid the specter of bad luck that surrounds the appearance of obsessing over a particular holiday. The precise metaphysical mechanisms for this are not fully understood. Plausibly it could … Read moreThanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

What Is Day Of The Dead?

Day Of The Dead, also known as All Souls Day, is the celebration of dearly departed souls that takes place on November 2nd. Depending on what part of the world you’re from it could range from parties commemorating the dead to solemn ceremonies of somber remembrance. Ultimately, it is a holiday for humans to come … Read moreWhat Is Day Of The Dead?

Halloween Equals Condition Orange Alert

Mystic Investigations has officially initiated Orange Alert as the mad monsters of Halloween horrifyingly howl throughout the nefarious night! Our high-tech supernatural investigations facility sports an office-wide alert system for various enchanted events including the dreaded Auto-Destruct Sequence.  This is the final consequence of the least used of our alarms. That being Red Alert! The second … Read moreHalloween Equals Condition Orange Alert

Happy Halloween Eve!

Xavier Remington President Of Mystic Investigations here wishing everyone a Happy Halloween Eve! On this most spooky National Candy Corn Day, and of course Halloween Eve, Mystic Investigations finds itself at a spine-chilling Orange Alert! The Condition Orange light strips on our walls flash orange all about our building while giving us an hourly voice … Read moreHappy Halloween Eve!