Who hasn’t wanted to dress up as Frankenstein[Ad] and cause hilarious havoc on Halloween night? Just scaring the kids alone is priceless! Then we have the magic of giving Trick O Treaters half-eaten candy while stealing theirs in kind. The thrill of confiscating toilet paper from your neighbors after you climb into their bathroom window … Read moreHow Adults Have Fun On Halloween
The once alarmingly active Halloween Fields lie in a cloak of dark silence devoid of any Trick-O-Treaters hunting for candy amid blasphemous beasts. The vampires, werewolves, zombies, dark witches, and an armada of monsters have vanished into the sinister shadows. They await a blanket of snow to seal their hibernation as a chilly breeze blasts … Read moreThe Halloween Season Ends…
We implore you to remove your Halloween decorations by a certain date. This is necessary in order to avoid the specter of bad luck that surrounds the appearance of obsessing over a particular holiday. That date is Thanksgiving for reasons not fully understood. Plausibly it could center around the human collective consciousness making Thanksgiving … Read moreThanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!
What Kind Of Paranormal Being Is Halloween’s Mike Myers? Michael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history! After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth. Indeed, a deranged superhuman serial killer exists which was the basis for the Halloween films. As is the case … Read moreIs The Supernatural Serial Killer Michael Myers Real?