Category Archives: Animals

The Genetic Demon Easter Bunny Experiment

The sinister bunny simulated above was the product of a government genetic experiment gone wrong. A crime against Mother Nature that attempted to combine demonic DNA with that of an innocent bunny. The purpose of this experiment is not known. … Continue reading

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The Horror Of Child’s Play Chucky Dog’s

There is a growing epidemic of murderous dogs dressed up as Chucky from the Child’s Play horror films. They trot about with knife in paw ready to hand down their special brand of terrifying justice as seen through their crazed … Continue reading

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Dogs Hate Pennywise

A dog wisely senses the pure evil of Pennywise even through the 2-D media of television! Thankfully, those with pets should have forewarning if the IT clown or other nefarious figures approach their humble abode with ill will.

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Cat Rides A Magic Flying Carpet

A Cat finds a rare Feline Genie’s bottle and wishes for a magic flying carpet to transport them across the perilous kitchen floors. The other two wishes were a never ending supply of tuna and immunity to all dogs.😺

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