The Farting Santa is a hilarious gift for anyone with a sense of humor. This small talking doll passes fake gasses while uttering funny phrases. Santa Claus himself has said he’s not offended by this incarnation of himself, and he thinks it’s a laugh riot. Although he has made it clear he doesn’t produce any form of gag-worthy gasses since he doesn’t even digest food. As a Demi-Angel, half angel- half human, any food he eats is 100% supernaturally absorbed into his system. He made it clear he doesn’t even produce waste of any sort. The bathrooms with toilets in Claus Manor at North Pole City are merely for guests. If you ask us he went a bit long on his explanation as to why he would never fart which makes us think perhaps he does, and is just trying to cover it up. The Farting Santa makes for a priceless present or a startling stocking stuffer gag. UPDATE: Unfortunately, The Farting Santa featured here doesn’t appear to be available anymore. Try to search for others here…
