Halloween Friday The 13th Warning!

Jason 13thThis is the third Friday The 13th since the resurrection of the deeply dangerous denizen of darkness Jason Voorhees! A real metaphysical menace portrayed as frightening fiction in the Friday The 13th movie franchise to deflect any truth of his reality from the public.  Jason was merely a dark spirit after having his physical form destroyed by the world famous supernatural warrior team known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s.  Then on November 13, 2015 The Jason Voorhees Cult managed to resurrect him back into this world!  Since last year’s Friday The 13th there have been sparse sightings of Jason across the continental United States.

It’s thought he is quite powerful at this point due to amping up his dark powers over the past Summer Camp season.  He does love sacrificing those crazy hormonal teens romping about woodland lakes on warm Summer nights! His Voorhees Cult led him to several Summer Camps near a lakes so Jason could swim in a smorgasbord of terrified teen blood! As usual the government covers it up to avoid public panic. The infamous May 13, 2016 paranormal blood bath would put a variety of known terror events to shame if the mainstream media reported it! We can only pray that some supernatural crime fighting organization, such as Mystic Investigations, eventually stops this elusive serial killer! The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s were the last group to stop him, and they are currently scattered across the country looking for Jason as we speak! Read The Rest Of This Wayward Warning On Our Paranormal Activity Forecast Blog…

What Is Jason Voorhees?

Are The Friday The 13 Movies True?
Friday The 13th Jason Voorhees!The Friday The 13th films are indeed based on a true story. Jason Voorhees was a deformed mentally retarded child who was mercilessly ridiculed by his peers, and adults alike. He was completely ignored as he drowned in Crystal Lake on Friday The 13th. His mother began the killing spree at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for her sons death. Her death finally triggered Jason’s biological resurrection from non-corporeal form. The unique mix of his tragic death, the dark energies of Friday The 13th, mental retardation, and possible evil already existing in his immortal soul caused him to be caught in the dream plane between life and death where he garnered the attention of an unknown lone demon who powered his horrifying creation. In addition inexplicably the magical innocence of childhood was lost somewhere along the way.  Magic that should have prevented this menace from existing to begin with.  Most likely the demonic metaphysical energy fused with his human soul to cause the unholy resurrection of Jason.  A biological supernatural being in lieu of the usual vengeful ghost or poltergeist that one would usually expect in such a situation.

Jason’s non-corporeal consciousness was channeled by the demon into a freshly dead adult human corpse, and his life as one of the greatest supernatural serial killers of all time finally began. Jason’s spirit was in essence adopted by a demon so technically he’s a demonically altered entity possessing a dead body to the point of altering the DNA to living dead demon status. So he could be classified as a demi-demon to an extent. Since half of him is human, and the other half is demonic in nature. However unlike most demidemons his flesh is dead, and rotting like a zombie.  Jason is more precisely a rare Zombified Demi-Demon, or possibly a Demon-Zombie Hybrid. One advantage of a new body was a moderately healthy adult brain that allowed for him to be more cognizant, and more apt at his profession as a supernatural serial killer.

Jason kills the teen campers at Camp Crystal Lake out of revenge for not only his own mindless death but the death of his mother as well. Sexed up teens seem to really trigger a rage within him due in part to the prudishness his mother instilled within him along with the fact that the inattentive lifeguards who allowed him to drown were selfishly indulging themselves in carnal lust. There’s also some sub-conscious jealously over never growing up as a normal child, and being able to partake of life’s pleasures. This further darkens his heart, and stokes the hellish flames of demonic glee in the great dark beyond where his exploits are applauded.

The killings at the original Camp Crystal Lake in Essex County New Jersey ceased once Jason was supposedly killed by some crazy lucky teens.  Not soon after the camp was burnt to the ground by holy fire courtesy of a brave group of paranormal investigators, and the holy clergy they had in tow.  Don’t worry it wasn’t vandalism since the camp was slated to be torn down anyway.  Those who knew about Jason just wanted to make sure he was eradicated.  Unfortunately he does have a nasty habit of self-resurrecting.  Jason seems to have an affinity for summer camps packed full of adolescents around the continental United States.  Especially those near lakes with the name Crystal.

The last physical manifestation of Jason was at a summer camp on Friday, August 13, 1999 near a small lake that the residents jokingly renamed Crystal Lake after having a Friday The 13th Movie Marathon.  It certainly caught Jason’s attention, and a horrifying killing spree took place there.  Thankfully a nearby team of brave paranormal warriors known as The Ten Gallon Hat Metanatural’s took down Jason with extreme prejudice.  Jason’s zombified corpse was beheaded, doused in holy oil, and then lit ablaze with holy fire all under the supervised blessing of a powerful priest. They also performed an exorcism to finally target the Demon behind Jason. Most of the Ten Gallon’s were descendants of the original legendary team of wild west cowboys who specialized in the supernatural. Immediately after Jason’s apparent death the US Paranormal Defense Agency swooped in to do the usual supernatural scrubbing of the media, local authorities, and any enchanted evidence.

The monstrous metaphysical menace known as Jason Voorhees has still been spotted in a ghostly form around the original Crystal Lake, and other various lakes around the US.  Thankfully thus far they have been nothing more than harmless sightings with occasional brief interactions with the surrounding environment that include sulfurous stinks, cold spots, light flickering, movement of small objects, and other common elements of a haunting. This increased paranormal activity usually coincided with spikes in solar radiation, or some other Electromagnetic radiation source.  Clearly the ghost of Jason is powered down, and probably without his demon foster parent.  So as long as he remains that way he shouldn’t be able to return in a biological form….well not until the distant future anyway.  Hopefully no foolish practitioners of magic attempt to resurrect Jason for the purposes of using him as a weapon of diabolical destruction! Certainly it will be tempting to use the dark metaphysical forces that will accumulate from 2015’s three Friday The 13th’s.  The third is coming in November right after the horrors of Halloween!

Jason X, the movie portraying Jason in the year 2455, is loosely based on the premonitions of a psychic after she touched Jason’s corpse.  At some point in the future the US Paranormal Defense Agency finally gets their hands on Jason, and after their studies are exhausted they put him into deep freeze storage.  The cryogenically frozen Jason is effectively forgotten in a deep underground warehouse.  The facility itself gets lost in red tape among countless miles of underground warehouse caverns full of items the US government has squirreled away over the centuries.  Finally in the 26th century the warehouse was re-discovered by Earth’s future interstellar government.  Since Jason’s cryo-container was marked as a dangerous bio-hazard of unknown origin he was loaded on a space craft to be studied at a deep space outpost.  The vast majority of the crew was brutally slain by the accidentally revived Jason.  He was eventually stopped by an android.

Unfortunately his nearly destroyed body was sealed inside a damaged medical bay where escaped malfunctioning nanobots rebuild him into a zombified demonic cyborg menace!  Bionic Jason quickly dispatched the rest of the crew including the android with ease in his new indestructible body.  The ship continued on auto pilot to the deep space station orbiting a research planet.  Jason ended up destroying the station, and plummeted down to the planet where he proceeded to continue his serial killing spree.  In the end reinforcements arrived to the planet, and he was eventually taken down by military forces. Although Jason’s body was completely disintegrated by a laser gun rumor has it that his consciousness downloaded into a computer, and now he haunts the interstellar internet as a cyber-demon.  So it seems that Jason may be a plague on humanity for the foreseeable future!

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Friday The 13th & Wolf Moon Warning!

Thirteen Hell2017 will bring us two Friday The 13th’s. One in January, and another in October just in time for Halloween. The fabled Friday The 13th spawns global Paraskevidekatriaphobia, aka the fear of Friday The 13th, along with Triskaidekaphobia, fear of the number 13 itself.  These fears foment into a sub-conscious spirit within the human collective consciousness causing increased bad luck, and dark metaphysical energies. Thankfully like many spontaneous spirits created by the human collective thought process, it’s not a conscious sentient entity.  However there are nefarious forces of darkness who would love to breath life into the sinister spirit thereby creating a dangerous God! Certainly a pure sapient manifestation of dark luck would be a frightening force to be reckoned with!  Unfortunately this massive manifestation of dark energy will be used by nefarious black magic masters to propel their poisonous agenda forth!  The dark luck energies will also produce metaphysical maelstroms substantially powering up ghosts, poltergeists, and demons.  Expect ever increasing displays of paranormal activity as Friday The 13th progresses.  However it’s expected that the Witching Hour through the Devil’s Hour on Friday morning will present the most dangerous activity! We can only hope that The Spirit Of Christmas is still strong enough to dissipate some of these alarming activities! Read The Rest Of This Disturbing Paranormal Activity Forecast…