What Is Michael Myers, And Is He Real?

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Halloween's Michael MyersMichael Myers is one of the most prolific supernatural serial killers in motion picture history! After conducting a thorough paranormal investigation we have discovered the shocking truth that a deranged superhuman serial killer exists which was the basis for the Halloween films.  As is the case with many supernatural occurrences the government covers up the truth and suppresses any media from reporting on the facts for many reasons including the prevention of public panic. Virtually all evidence related to the real Michael Myers has vanished into thin air!

The serial killers true name was Stanley Stiers (Born In 1912) and much of his original killing spree took place in 1920’s Iowa rather than 1970’s Illinois. Quite a bit of the “Halloween” franchise was fictional for the most part.  Particularly the explanation for his seemingly supernatural strength, endurance, and stealth along with his refusal to die. Halloween 6 seems to indicate that his powers are the result of some Druid Curse Of Thorn.

In reality, Stanley’s dark journey into living diabolical damnation began as a child deeply abused by both his drunken parents after they found out he was not their biological child.  Their real child was taken home by another couple, and all three died in a car crash on the way home from the hospital.  It was found out later a malevolent nurse would switch babies in the nursery just for sick kicks. The nurse was in jail for a time but once she got out she was later killed by Stanley. Stan’s abusive adopted parents had another baby.  A girl named Susie who they purposely treated like a princess.  She later became abusive toward Stanley as well.

On Halloween eve 1923 11-year-old Stanley was told once again he would not be allowed to trick o treat the next night.  For his entire childhood, he was not allowed to trick o treat yet his sister was. Hours after his sister got home from a Halloween party Stanley finally snapped at Midnight, whipped out a butcher knife, and took down everyone in the house including the family dog Mr.Snookers. Snookers was known as the terror of the neighborhood so Stanley did everyone a favor on that front.  It’s unknown what Stiers did for most of that Halloween day but at night he finally went trick o treating for the first time.  Amid the costumed chaos, he killed a number of his bullying classmates.  Some much older, and bigger than him as well.  In one instance he invaded the home of a classmate taking out the entire family single-handedly. Survivors say he had superhuman strength as he tossed full grown men around like rag dolls before impaling them with his big butcher knife.  Stan was captured at sunrise the next day when he was found gleefully eating candy on a swing at the school playground.  Federal agents promptly swooped in to scurry him away to a secret mental institution for further study while suppressing all records of the Halloween night events.

The government wanted to figure out what could cause a kid to commit such heinous Crazy Mikey Myersacts with such ferocious power!  Plenty of kids had been horrifically abused but none had done anything remotely like Stanley at the time.  For 13 years they looked into what made him tick.  Demonic possession was immediately ruled out.  After being a paranormal lab rat there was no evidence of the supernatural.  Then on Halloween night 1936 at the age of 24, he snapped again when some orderlies harassed him.  He repaid their idiocy by snapping their necks.  At 6′ 4″ weighing in at 260 pounds his supernatural strength now made more sense.  However, his strength was even more phenomenal culminating in the parking lot where he lifted a car above his head to take out some Federal agents standing in his way. And that was after they blasted him with several rounds of bullets!

Stanley was never re-captured, and reports of his continued murders still pop up across the country.  Ones as recently as Halloween 2013 in Mexico City and in 2017 in Palo Alto, California. Stiers apparently will only travel on foot, and all his slayings have been on North American soil.  Clearly, at age 106 he should not be able to be such a hellish killing machine. This indicates he is immortal if the fact that nobody can kill him wasn’t evidence enough.  Government agents of the US Paranormal Defense Agency have been pursuing him since their inception in the late 70’s.  They consider him number nine on their Top Ten Most Wanted ListSorcerer Dimitri Diablo, Halloween Queen Shala, Santa Claus, and Slender Man are on that list as well. We have no idea why they put Santa, and Shala on there. They haven’t done anything wrong!

What Manner Of Supernatural Being Is Stanley?
Stanley is not any type of supernatural being we can identify.  Most likely he could be classified as a Soulless Superhuman. We believe his mind descended so far into the depth’s of dark deranged despair that his sub-conscious cut his mind off from his higher dimensional soul.  There is actually evidence that the sub-conscious connection to one’s soul acts as a control mechanism so humans aren’t able to access the full potential of mind over matter. Mind over matter comes from our sentient minds interacting with the pure non-corporeal conscious matrix of our reality.  Stiers free of this constraint can carry forth his mindless mission of Halloween killing sprees for all eternity as he wills his body to survive every attack including the aging process.  It’s unknown where he is for the other 364 days of the year.


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It’s been suggested that he might believe he only has super serial killing powers on Halloween. Therefore doesn’t attempt anything on the other days.  He may very well just lie in a bed, or grave dormant for most of the year.  Or he could be the guy serving you your nachos at the local Taco Bell.  Various psychics, mystics, seers, and others with second sight can only get a general fix on him on Halloween.  The rest of the year he’s somehow mystically cloaked. This is one reason the government has been unable to capture him thus far.  Mystic Investigations had heard rumors about Stanley Stiers for years but didn’t know the full extent of his story until our investigation.  If we were to run into him we’re confident we could capture, and contain him.  Perhaps even reconnect his soul with his mind.  Then utilize paranormal psychological techniques to bring back his sanity, and humanity. Of course, before being rehabilitated he might hyper-age and turn to ash! [Twitter]

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The Superhero Patriot Woman Thwarts The Mardi Gras Joker!

The self-proclaimed Voodoo powered leader of Mardi Gras known as The Mardi Gras Joker was up to his old nefarious tricks on February 13th! There are many tales of the despicable acts perpetuated by him and his thugs throughout the year. Particularly on Mardi Gras as he seeks to turn its debauchery into a completely dark holiday or horror! During 2018’s New Orleans festivities one such evil enterprise was interrupted by none other than the superhero born form the chemical laden ashes of September 11th, 2001. Of course we speak of the amazing Patriot Woman! Read The Rest Of This Sorted Story On Our Paranormal News Blog…

Who Is The Mardi Gras Joker?

Mardi Gras JokerThe Mardi Gras Joker is the current leader of the mainstream Carnival holiday known as Mardi Gras. Also called Fat Tuesday. His dark leadership is separate from the religious celebration of Shrove Tuesday. He often dresses in black, and white jester’s garb complete with make-up. However, he will dress normally to blend into non-party type of crowds. He taps into the metaphysical energies of chaotic debauchery resulting from excessive partying. The release of moral values seen in New Orleans, Rio de Janeiro, and other places around the world are the main fuel for his frightening flames of terror. However his central base of nefarious operations is in New Orleans, Louisiana.  Gaining leadership of a holiday requires a great deal of power, and magic to take over the holidays Spirit. Generally, an unconscious spirit that manifests courtesy of the human collective consciousness. The most famous being The Spirit Of Christmas.

The Mardi Gras Joker’s real name is unknown but we know he began as a low-level criminal who utilized theft to create wealth while enjoying the torment of innocent people. At some point, he discovered Voodoo magic and found he had a deep interest in it. He discovered he had a natural talent, and began training under a dark Voodoo Master. His powers grew, and so did his criminal enterprise that began to employ its own thugs. They often use Voodoo, especially Voodoo doll curses, to destroy people, and extort money from wealthy individuals. Eventually, the Joker took out his magical Master in a demonic ritual to greatly increase his paranormal powers. He then set his sights on metaphysically taking over Mardi Gras. He now works with other forces of darkness around the world to destroy humankind and bring about a Party Apocalypse to shroud the world in eternal darkness amid violent partying. One of his most recent associates is the Plague Doctor. He has also been rumored to have terrifying ties with an even more famous jester known as The April Anti-Fool.

If you happen to be in Orleans for Mardi Gras be on alert for the Joker, and his merry band of despicable denizens of darkness. They look to corrupt people’s morals and feed off that eclectic energy. They also love the fear that ensues from gaslighting and tormenting those in over their head at various celebrations. These filthy fiends have a nasty habit of kidnapping, torturing, and even sacrificing people on their altar of demonic damnation. Those who are drunk as a skunk are easy targets in their weakened state! The Joker has created a dark cult of demonic Voodoo. Something very different from the Voodoo religion. These supernatural criminals are something you should avoid at all costs! If you spot The Mardi Gras Joker, and his cohorts, do not attempt to apprehend them. Immediately contact your nearest paranormal investigations crime fighting firm, or the US Paranormal Defense Agency. In addition, any joking about him being similar to the Joker from Batman is a really bad idea. He will fly into a violent rage if you even dare infer he’s a comical fool! Realistically he is far more of a threat than Gotham City’s Joker!

The Mardi Gras Joker And His Mad Minions Battle Patriot Woman!