Why Are Humans So Weak In Comparison To Animals & Supernaturals?

Early Human WarriorsHumans are paranormally classified as Animal-God Hybrids.  Animal coming first since our bodies are biological.  Then God for our unique intelligent consciousness that is connected to our higher dimensional souls existing outside this space-time dimension.  A consciousness that has built a civilization that dominates the Earth above all other species.  However when placed in the wilds without the use of any of our marvelous inventions we don’t fare too well against other predators nor nature in general. As Animal-God Hybrids we seem to neither have the ferocious strength, speed, agility, and enhanced senses of many animals nor the supernatural powers of the Gods.  In a way we have the worst of both worlds it seems. It’s almost a joke of nature to have our complex consciousness bottle up in inferior animal bodies!

Some have conjectured we’re so different from the other animals due to having direct extraterrestrial origins.  That’s simply not the case.  However the origin of life on this planet could have resulted from Panspermia, or seeding of the planet by extraterrestrials, comets, or meteors.  The reason why we can only withstand a limited variety of food, require shelter, heating, clothes, medicine, etc. is due to our awkward stage in the evolutionary process.  In essence we’re in the early teenage years of our evolution.  Not quite animal anymore yet far away from being Gods which would be considered the adult stage.  In our infancy we were powerful ape like beings who were driven by instincts to survive in the unforgiving wilds.  We as early humans were able to stand up to horrifying beasts, the elements, and everything Mother Nature threw at us.  Unfortunately as our minds developed toward Godhood, and civilization took root, our oneness with nature began to fade away.  We came to rely on our tools, weapons, and other inventions to make life easier in order to make more room for the self-perceived pleasures in our existence along with creative leisure pursuits.

With the advent of civilization, and the ever increasing ease of life, our bodies grew weaker over generations from lack of it’s full potential use as seen in wild animals.  A potential only seen in some when they surpass what was once thought to be the limit of human physicality. Often in the world of athletics, and also in the secret world of Supernatural Hunters.  In the early days of our ascension toward Godhood it was more often the hormone driven animal side that ruled our lives. Now it’s our intellectual side in constant conflict with that animal side! This is the origin of a plethora of psychological diseases!

With each passing decade we see ever increasing acts of mind over matter despite our bodies now being a mere shadow of those early in our species. Every century we witness more people developing psychokinetic powers that lie latent in our junk DNA.  A physical product of our true metaphysical nature. Although only a small percentage of the populace wields such powers to a level that would make them superhuman in nature.  The first of these people to begin the next stage in our evolution were those with psychic abilities. Naturally this world of superhumans hides in the shadows secretly fighting the forces darkness for fear of being locked away in a government facility, or worse!

The current epidemic of obesity, and diseases caused by sedentary lifestyles, junk food, and even chemical pollutionAkward Human Evolution will continue to rise. Especially as the corrupt criminal regimes of the world dive us further into dystopia during these tumultuous teenage years of our physical, mental, and societal development.  This is the most dangerous time during any species intelligent evolution.  A nail biting window of time where self-destruction is most likely as we race to spread our species into space in order to avert any natural extinction such as by the hand of a massive meteor or comet. Or even extraterrestrial invasion! However it’s more likely a global pandemic, or nuclear apocalypse will cause our species to meet it’s maker.

Humankind’s Future As Superhero Gods
Super-Human-HeroesHumans need to get past their evolutionary growing pains by wiping out the criminal plutocratic elites who divide humankind, and hold us down. We need to create a truly free form of government by the people, and eliminate our traditional concepts of economies, and money. We must work toward our common betterment rather than individual selfish profits, and luxuries. Once that happens an era of enlightenment will lead us to the ultimate utopia of peace, and happiness!  A renaissance of Godhood where we begin to tap into our latent junk DNA, and the untapped powers of our God like minds filtered through the illusion of our biological brains.  This coupled with future genetic engineering, bio-mechanical enhancements, and other technologies will bring our weak bodies not only back to the power we had as animals but surpassing it to superhuman levels, and beyond!  A day will come at the end of our evolutionary biological cycle where we will have superior physical prowess even in comparison to a Lion along with a complete array of super powers.  Powers that will finally place us at the top of the planetary based supernatural food chain.  No longer will vampires, werewolves, zombies or any paranormal beings tied to this Earth be a threat.  We will hunt them rather than they hunting us!  Although I suppose those pesky practitioners of dark magic will still continue to be an issue. However there will also be a day when every human will know how to tap into marvelous magics as well!

Soon after achieving the apex of our biological existence we will begin to transform into beings of pure energy who can traverse space, time, parallel Universes, and the higher dimensions as well.  This will be the early adulthood phase of the human species evolution to metaphysical energy entities, and ultimate non-corporeal Godhood.  We will most likely be joined in our ascension by other extraterrestrial species from across our Universe as we all make room for a new batch of animals to evolve into Gods.  We will then move into the realm of being equal, and eventually surpassing the powers of higher dimensional beings such as the Earthly Gods(Celtic, Greek, Roman, etc.), and of course the dreaded Demon threat that has loomed over us for countless centuries.

The final destination of our evolution will take us even past Archangels as we ascend to Godhood-Ascensionvarious stages of Godhood that include us creating our own Universes, and sentient beings arising from our own evolutionary processes of intelligent design.  It’s thought that possibly our growth will continue into our golden years of evolution in which we become Omniverse Gods, and eventually become one with the Macroverse God, aka the infinite mind that is everything that exists! This will allow us to assimilate every experience, and emotion that was ever felt by a living being in every Universe, Multiverse, Omniverse, and beyond!  Although if reality is infinite then our evolutionary growth will never end!

Are There Human-Leprechaun Hybrids?

Many Supernatural Beings enchantingly evolved from the Elf line can’t procreate. It’s especially unnessary since they come into existence by a variety of other means including via the direct hand of Nature Deities. The Earthly Gods who created Elves as the biological ground workers of their Godly hierarchy tasked with performing a number of duties. Interestingly most supernatural species derived from the Original Elves are generally male, or at least seemingly male like. Leprechauns are all male, and have the equipment to prove it. However since there are no female Leprechauns it’s pretty much useless. Somewhat like the Smurfs which incidentally are real paranormal cryptids! Thankfully Leprechauns rarely incur such unsavoury urges unless corrupted by a Clurichaun, aka Evil Leprechaun, or enticed by a female of some other humanoid species. This can include humans.

The Old Wives Tale of gaining a lifetime of good luck by making lucky love to a Leprechaun turns out to be true! If the union causes a birth to occur it was thought the child would be a Leprechaun who could grant the mother infinite wishes. However the child in question would be a Leprechaun-Human Hybrid. The supernatural scientific name for such an entity is a Lepreman, or Leprewoman. Yes you can get a female out of this mating. The closest thing to a girl Leprechaun.

Generally a Leprechaun will only be compelled to mate with someone if they’re beyond beautiful, and there’s something special about them. However there are incidents of less than moral women coercing a Leprechaun into being with them. This includes kidnapping them, or holding their pot o’ gold hostage.  A human woman pregnant with the lucky offspring will not only gain good luck for life but will also become an Immortal since the Leprechild will be immortal. This is virtually the case with any woman who bears an immortal child. Often the paranormal properties of a supernatural child growing within a human female passes on said properties at some level in a temporary, or permanent way.

The Lepreboy, or Lepregirl, is considered blasphemy by the Leprechauns, and often the father scurries away in shame never to be seen again once the wanton act is completed! So despite being half Leprechaun they can’t choose to live the life of one among their little relatives in Ireland. Surprisingly they blend into human society well. Especially since they’re of normal height. Although they rarely are over 6 feet tall. In the past most Immortals had to move away to a new life every 10 years or so before people realized the weren’t aging. Fortunately modern prosthetics, and cosmetics can simulate the aging process. Some can also use ultra healthy living, and plastic surgery, as excuses to stay in their lives a bit longer. More, and more Immortals are entering into useful partnerships with powerful witches, and other magical practitioners, who can cast Glamour Spells that make one appear to age. The famous Immortal Keanu Reeves began employing such methods in the last decade as rumors of his immortality grew.

Lepreman And Leprewoman Powers
Luckily a Human-Leprechaun Hybrid has a natural magical ability, and only needs a minimum of training to access it. They can thereby cast Glamours upon themselves so they may live out a human life for a good 80 years or so.  Since they can easily excel at magic they often choose that as their life path in the fight against supernatural darkness. Lepremen, and women also have natural good luck which makes them a success in any endeavour they follow in life. They can easily gain power, and wealth which further aids in helping humankind.  There is an uncontrollable urge to collect gold yet at the same time they’re not necessarily greedy. The obsession is focused on glittering gold coins that they want to put in small cauldron type pots very badly. Unfortunately they don’t hold anywhere near the same level of luck as Leprechauns gold. Pilfering a pot or abducting the Lepreperson will not net you three lucky wishes.

Interestingly their birthday wishes always come true if made for others, or non-selfish causes. The wishes are guided by luck so they can’t make something materialize out of thin air…unless of course their practice of magic allows for it. Leprehumans can also bank their wishes, and amass as many as they like. In addition on Saint Patrick’s Day they can grant three lucky wishes in the same way a Leprechaun would. They also have the power to bless objects into lucky charms like a Leprechaun. Leprehumans can also garner a special kinship with Unicorns, Rainbow Nymphs, Fairies, and may have limited rainbow creation powers. Naturally these supernatural connections, and practicing of magic can greatly increase their rainbow making ability. Rainbows that can be used for global transport, and communication.

Clurimen And Cluriwomen: The Human-Clurichaun Hybrids Of Darkness!
Unfortunately Dark demonic Leprechauns, aka Clurichauns, can mate with humans as well to create Clurichaunevil Clurimen, and Cluriwomen! They are the natural nemesis of Leprepeople, and they enjoy utilizing their powers of bad luck to mess people up! They are often welcomed into demon worshiping cults, and other organizations of darkness run by demon based entities such as Demi-Demons, Vampires, and dark magicians. Clurichauns work hard to compel their horrifying human hybrid offspring to join their ranks, and travel where their small stature would make them stand out. Thankfully Human-Clurichaun Hybrid numbers are kept in check by spiritual incompatibility with the vast majority of humans since the righteousness of their souls causes issues. The Clurichaun needs to mate with a truly nasty woman!

The Secret Supernatural Safe Word To Exit Life

Does Free Will Allow Humans To Cancel Their Lives In Lieu Of Death?
Safe Word Of LifeAre there times in life you wish you could say, “Computer End Program!“, and just exit as they did on the virtual reality Holodeck in Star Trek: The Next Generation? It turns out human free will allows everyone to have a secret safeword to escape life without suicide! Enchanted evidence indicates there’s a mystical safe word that will prompt your Guardian Angel to instantly whisk you away to Heaven!😇 Since you chose to be here…yes I know from this perspective it’s hard to believe…you can return home again before death. Home being beyond this physical plain of reality where you first decided to download your soul into your biological body in this particular Parallel Universe. Indeed you’ve existed in the higher dimensions above long before you ever existed in any physical realm!

Your pre-birth higher dimensional self installed a safe word in your subconscious before you embarked on your physical journey from the metaphysical beyond . This is a humane measure to insure an escape if things get too hellish to handle. The wondrous word is in Enochian Angel Language, and legend has it you will utter it instinctively at the exact moment you can’t take this life anymore! However you only need to think of it just in case you can’t speak. Once it pops in your head the reality around you will spiral away into a white light, and you will instantly find yourself in the lowest level of Heaven back where you started from before birth. This unique rescue from life is orchestrated by your Guardian Angel who is actually an incarnation of yourself in a certain level of Heaven.

This is technically not considered death, and your entire physical body disappears. Most likely under the assumption that you may decide to return to Earth at a safer time and/or location to finish off the rest of your life. It’s unknown where the physical body is supernaturally stored while your spirit consciousness is in Heaven. However if one chooses to cancel the rest of their life permanently it’s said the physical body simply dissipates into enchanted ethers. If one does return then the body returns in it’s original condition. In other words no miraculous healing of injuries, or anti-aging will occur. Under the Supernatural Secrecy Pact people can’t be allowed to see you disappear into thin air. So if others are in vicinity a Philosophical Zombie will temporarily take your place. This P-Zombie will look, and act exactly as you would to various environmental interactions. It’s made in the image of your body, and mind yet has no consciousness of its own. Once nobody is around the Philosophical Zombie body will wither away into extremely fine dust not easily seen by the human eye. It’s rumored this rare dust can be used in a potion, and accompanying spell, that allows one to briefly escape to a higher dimension at will!

It’s said that at least 25% of people who have disappeared without body recovery did in fact use their safeword, and were not kidnapped.  Naturally this is not a nice thing for their family, and friends to experience. Thankfully they are generally quite understanding that it was a last ditch effort to avoid unimaginable torture in various forms. In the end you, and everyone you know, has used their safe word in one parallel Universe or another.  So now you can rest assured that you will never have to face situations greater than you can bear upon this Earth of many hellish hardships!