Is The Blob A Real Monster?

Blob Monster

There are a variety of so called “Blob Monsters”.  In general terms Blob Monster is basically any mass of gelatinous goo, or similar material, that can move under it’s own power with some manner of consciousness. The creatures mental capacity can range from zombie like instincts or all the way to intelligent self-aware sapience.  The most famous Blob is portrayed in the 1958 movie “The Blob“.  It was based on the true story of Extraterrestrial goo falling to Earth in a meteor. It then proceeded to devour humans thereby increasing in strength, and size. This Blob was driven by a zombie like instinct. In the end simple cold stopped the creature as it came from an extremely hot planet.

Most Blob Monsters came into existence in the post World War II era of mass chemical, and radiation use. However there are sporadic paranormal records of ancient Blobs of a prehistoric nature, those created by magic, or alchemy, and the aforementioned alien Blobs.  Many times in the magical realm the Blob was the culling of various metaphysical energies into a metaphysical matter form. Sometimes they were ghosts, poltergeists, demons, and other higher dimensional beings ripped away from their alternate planes of existence.  Even a live human can be cursed by a Gypsy or other powerful practitioner of magic into having their soul stolen from their body, and slammed into a Blasphemous Blob form!

Currently the most common form of Blob Monsters are the green glittering gelatinous type pictured at the top of this article.  They are often the product of high levels of radiation mixing with certain chemicals.  Toxic waste dumps are the most common sites of their birth.  A human, some supernatural beings, or even an animal can fall prey to chemical radioactivity thereby being reduced to a gelatinous form. Generally though an animal doesn’t have enough spiritual juice to form a Blob or keep it’s form for too long. Somewhere in the mix there is a metaphysical transfer of the victim’s soul to the new gel form. It charges the goo, and utilizes the entire Blob as a consciousness matrix in place of biological brain.  Radioactive goo is then transformed into metaphysical matter rather than physical matter. Metaphysical matter reacts directly to a consciousness without the need for logical biological or mechanical parts.  The outer shell is rather firm while the deepest parts of the Blob are more slimy in nature. More so when it’s absorbed various objects.

The creature glitters, and glows with a green hue that makes it stand out in the darkness. This is actually more of an indication of the metaphysical energy activity of their spirit rather than radiation. However the catalyst for the green color is gamma radiation.  The same stuff that creates Incredible Hulks! Interestingly enough the heavy gelatinous substance locks in the radiation thereby making the Blob harmless in that respect. Supernatural Scientists, and Cryptozoologists are studying the mystery of why exactly this happens along with discovering what is the catalyst of this sapient Blog creation process.

The oddest part of the Blob birth process is the formation of huge non-glowing googly eyes. Some say eyes are the windows of the soul, and must form on all intelligent beings.  A God programmed bridge between the laws of physics, and metaphysics. The personality of the former human, or whatever the being was, is transformed to an almost innocent child like state within the simple mental matrix of the Blob.  So they are usually not a threat for the most part.  However people, animals, and things can get caught within their jelly like body thereby suffocating innocent victims to death rather quickly!  If they sink too deep within the Blob the pressure can crush them as well!  The digestion like assimilation of virtually any substance via a pressurised acidic breakdown increases the size, and strength of the Blob. Unfortunately since it’s a metaphysical matter being it responds to the strongest metaphysical energy organisms, aka humans, and various supernatural beings.  However it can exist indefinitely without consuming anything.

Communication is difficult at first as they become used to their new mind, and body. Without a mouth their thoughts send out vibrations through their goo that send odd echoes forth.  Eventually the sounds will sound like a muffled voice.  If the Blob lives long enough it acquires shape shifting abilities that allow it to form a mouth along with forming a tongue, and vocal cord equivalents for create clear complete speech. Usually the voice is rather cute, high pitched, and  squeaky sounding until their shape shifting skills advance sufficiently.  Eventually they may sprout small arms, and after being alive for a century or more they could very well reacquire a human like bipedal form.  Despite this they will still always be a green glowing gelatinous form, and the giant googly eyes seem to be unalterable for reasons unknown.

The Blob is theoretically Immortal unless it refuses to consume anything or absorb any further radiation.  Over time sliding about surfaces causes gel to slough off, and reduce it’s size. This of course then reduces it’s mental capacity which threatens to reduce it to a zombie like form that will begin absorbing anything in sight!  In addition radioactive decay occurs giving it a plausible life expectancy of at least several thousands of years. Periodic exposure to gamma rays will insure immortality, and maintain its strength & size.  The government has been known to capture Blob’s for use in the clean up of dangerous radiation.  A Blob can actually absorb nuclear waste, and help the environment!  They’re the reason our nuclear waste problems aren’t 100 times worse than they already are. Some say Mother Nature, Goddess Gaia, had a hand in these type of Blob’s creation as a countermeasure for humankind’s radioactive ravages! Unfortunately too much nuclear waste absorption can tend to make them aggressive, and alter their normally chipper demeanor.  This is just another reason to steer clear of nuclear waste dumps! The telltale signs of a dangerous Blob are specs of brown amid its green glittering body, and movement toward you at ramming speed!  The only known repellent for this Blob is Iodine. Otherwise run for your life, and pray he, or she doesn’t encase you within it’s slime ridden gooeyness!  Ewwwwwwww!

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Have There Ever Been Real Martians?

MarsPropulsion scientist Dr. John Brandenburg wrote a scientific paper titled, “Evidence of a Massive Thermonuclear Explosion on Mars in the Past”. In it he detailed evidence that massive nuclear explosions occurred on Mars some 180 million years ago.  These explosions have the clear signature of being from nuclear weapons rather than a natural nuclear reaction.  The true psychics, seers, and mystics of our supernatural community, especially those who commune with Gods & Goddesses, have verified that Mars was once a flourishing planet of life that evolved a sapient species similar to humans.  Their species evolved from an odd ape-reptile hybrid so you had some Martian races with green skin color along with the wide array we’re familiar with on Earth.  Their stature was only somewhat shorter than humans so there is some truth to the whole “Little Green Men From Mars” trope.

Like Earth the complex collective consciousness of life spontaneously formed a Goddess of the planet named Vitasphaera. She became good friends with the Goddess Of Earth Gaia, and they considered themselves sisters.  Unfortunately long before Mars became the official Roman God Of War he was alive, and active with violence in his dark heart!  He also had a lust for power, and became intrigued by the first intelligent species to develop in the Solar System.  Unique beings with bodies of animals yet God like consciousness, and souls.

He was able to compel the 2nd largest Martian Civilization to adopt him as their Chief God by making them tall promises, and spreading lies about their original Goddess Eirene. She later became the Greek Goddess Of Peace.  The largest martian civilization had Vitasphaera as their Chief Goddess. Both were the premier super powers of Mars with a plethora of smaller civilizations spread around the globe.  Their society somewhat resembled a mix of Ancient Egypt, the Aztec Civilization, and Ancient Rome.  However like Ancient Egypt, despite mainstream historians assertions, there were a wondrous array of modern type technologies created by unique means that would seem impossible to us via their archaic methods.  They even developed nuclear technology by observing it occurring in nature!

Mars plotted to use his people to take over the planet, and literally possess Vitasphaera. Mother Earth Goddess Gaia Then he would expel her from the planet or extinguish her outright!  Naturally he had his faction of supportive Gods, and she had hers.  They would go to war invisibly out of phase with the physical reality but only indirectly interfere in the planet’s affairs via the people. Although the planet Mars didn’t have Earth’s Supernatural Secrecy Pact it did obey a higher God. That being Earth’s Goddess Gaia who enforced the Omniverse God’s wish to let intelligent biological species play out their natural destinies to an extent.  As an adopted daughter of the Omniverse God, without an intelligent species on her planet yet, she was an Aunt of sorts to the people of Mars with her pseudo-sister Vitasphaera being Mother Mars.  Since Earth was teeming with more life, and would have a handful of future intelligent species along with a much longer history, Gaia had great powers.  Gods, especially those with planetary bodies, can access the full scope of their metaphysical energy matrix past, present, and future.  This is why various Gods never attempted to possess her. That, and her affiliation with the Omniverse God.  However they weren’t aware of his neutrality stance, and the need to play out all mathematical scenarios.  The Devil knew which is why he attempted to possess her soul, and even seduce her several times.  He failed miserably as Gaia saw through his bull!  The failure of the Chief Archdemon to defeat her illustrates the extent of Mother Earth’s power!

Despite this she would have surely came to her sister’s aid if she was in danger. Mars planned for this, and distracted Gaia with a love interest. Kamadeva, the future Hindu God Of Love, was young , and naive at the time. He looked up to Mars, and began a love affair with Gaia at his request.  As Mars slowly began to convince his worshippers to conquer the planet, Kamadeva was whisking Gaia away into higher planes of reality on all manner of amorous adventures!  By the time she returned Mars was a radioactive desert wasteland with the God Mars as the new soul of the planet.  Mars was unable to kill Vitasphaera but rather banished her to some unknown Hell dimension with the Devil’s help. She’s never been seen since!  Some revenge on his part for Gaia not falling for his charms. The Devil himself didn’t aid in the destruction of the planet since Angels actively enforced a no interference policy on Mars due to the huge number of Gods who didn’t want them there.  Also for the record Kamadeva was extremely apologetic for his part in this nefarious plot!

Mars underestimated the ravages of war, and his planetary prize became nothing but a barren rock courtesy of massive nuclear warfare! A humiliating embarrassment for such a carefully planned plot. Naturally his giant ego couldn’t accept this so he spun everything in a positive light for him. He spent countless millions of years bragging about how he exterminated ungrateful worshippers, and ousted Vitasphaera into the Devil’s domain.  Only during Earth’s Roman civilization did he end up attaining some level of respect after so many snickering behind his back for endless ages. Although he’s still hated my many higher dimensional beings, and those of us who know of his blasphemous acts!

Thankfully those who see the future are happy to report that Mars is ousted into demonhood in exchange for the release of Vitasphaera. She takes her rightful place just as the Mars terraforming project is completed by future humans.  Upon her reinstallation as the planets soul scientists are puzzled by the sudden inexplicable exponential flourishing of life far beyond their projections.  In addition time travelers eventually recover members of the ancient Mars civilization so their species may live again!  Someday justice will be restored to Mars.  The God Mars knows this prophecy, and is actively fighting against it happening! The Devil has reassured him he will never betray Mars nor release Vitasphaera.  Yeah right Devil we really believe you! If Mars believes it then we have a city of skyscrapers to sell him on Jupiter!

What Would Happen During An Extraterrestrial Invasion?

Alien InvasionA full on alien onslaught at this rather weak technological juncture in our history would appear to result in complete extinction, or enslavement of the human race! Undoubtedly had we not wasted countless centuries in superstitious ignorance, coupled with stifling tyrannical regimes, we would be exploring the stars now! Even the top secret technology that various governments possess, decades in advance of our current society, wouldn’t be enough to defend Earth from an extraterrestrial invasion force.  Fortunately we have the world of the supernatural on our side for the most part since Earth is an enchanted planet!

A plethora of higher dimensional beings such as Gods, Angels, and Demons would probably continue to keep their low profiles. However they might funnel more metaphysical energy to practitioners of magic who would fight against the ET menace. Unfortunately top flight psychics, seers, and mystics have seen our technology coming up with defenses against magic in the next 1000 years or so!  Great for us in the future but regrettably this means aliens might have defenses against Sorcerers, Wizards, Witches, and Warlocks! Plausibly the forces of darkness, and light might come together to defend Earth, and humanity for their own reasons.  On the ground we could see various forces of evil such as vampires defending us if only to protect their prey! Of course if the aliens are backed by demons, or other dark higher dimensionals then we wouldn’t see as many dark sourced anti-heroes.

There’s also the possibility of the extraterrestrials being so powerful that they could extinguish all life instantly with some kind of death ray that would only leave core elements behind for mining purposes.  For reasons unknown they could also disintegrate the entire earth with some diabolical doomsday device!  In both those cases the spirit of the Earth, Goddess Gaia, would probably defend her body from being obliterated.  Any non-interference agreement, such as the Supernatural Secrecy Pact, would go right out the window if she’s talking about her own life!  Certainly the immense pantheons of nature deities would come to her aid as well!  Another interesting scenario would be if the extraterrestrials planet had a sapient spirit who backed their planetary conquests, and would launch a simultaneous attack on Mother Earth?  Perhaps an entity like the God of War Mars!

Extremely gifted long range psychics have predicted we may see some close ET invasion calls during the next 1000 years. Thankfully we will somehow barely squeak past being annihilated, and enslaved!