Are Jumanji And Other Cursed Supernatural Board Games Real?

The Original Jumanji Film Is Based On A True Story!
Supernatural Jumanji BoardgameIndeed cursed paranormal games do exist!  In fact, Jumanji, a Zulu word meaning “many effects”, is a real game somewhat similar to what was seen in the hit 1995 motion picture starring Robin Williams.  We don’t know all the murky details about the real Jumanji board game, its origins, or current location beyond a shadow of a doubt.  Rumors and anecdotal evidence seem to indicate that Jumanji was the creation of an African Witch Doctor, and a Dark British Witch in the late 1800’s. They were diabolical lovers who sought to perpetuate evil in an eternally unique way. The true inspiration for their game was a deep disdain for Europeans and other outsiders pillaging the sacred lands of Africa for the sake of silly safaris. Oddly enough their intent came from a good place. However, the execution was pure evil!

The crazy couple inadvertently discovered that their planned self-sacrificing deaths to set off the cursed game would allow them to become immortal. They live on in the game and are sometimes released temporarily into the real world during gameplay. Paranormal play that includes herds of dangerous animals stampeding from the game. The board game may also manifest a real overabundance of jungle plant life, aboriginal warriors, and big game hunters! It can also suck players into the games metaphysical world for decades at a time!  Jumanji is currently in the secret possession of the British Royals. It’s said that they purchased it at a secret underground Illuminati auction. Perhaps Queen Elizabeth has played it at least once?

The Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Video Game Is Real!
Interestingly enough the 2017 movie Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle was inspired by the real-life events that led to the board game being adapted to a video game. A disturbing game in which players are sucked into a virtual jungle of danger appearing as their chosen avatars. A video game loving Wizard named Wazzle had heard the Jumanji legend. Sometime in 2012 he broke into a royal vault in London and stole the Jumanji board game. He carefully studied it’s paranormal programming and began translating it into computer code with the aid of a marvelous Mystic named Velluza. After three months they cracked the complete code and Wazzle began designing the graphics and storyline of the game.  In order to curse his version of Jumanji and make it like the board game, he mercilessly sacrificed Velluza to a Cyber-Demon. This unknown Cyber-Demon now infests the video game tormenting players with glee!

Players who get sucked in and lose the game die as Cyber-Demonic sacrifices who live on in the game as their own personal hell! Winners get to live with the nightmare of their time in the terrifying challenge. Wazzle is instrumental in luring people to the video game he places at key locations around the world to lure in unsuspecting teens and gamers to play. Amazingly it can be played on any gaming platform including PC. For every 13 sacrifices, Wazzle wins another 13 years on Earth past his natural date of death. The last known location of the video game was in Moscow, Russia. It has yet to hit North America but rest assured Wazzle will probably bring it here with the release of the new Jumanji movie. If you manage to get hold of this horrifying game please contact your local paranormal investigator, supernatural warrior, or practitioner of magic. Tread carefully because Wazzle is never far from the game that can magically appear as a compact disk, floppy disk, or video game cartridge!

Incidentally, Wazzle purposely left the Jumanji board game behind at an abandoned hideout after he was done using it to design his video game. He knew that all manner of powerful forces would be after him and he wasn’t interested in playing perpetual hide and seek. Jumanji was ultimately recovered by her Majesties Secret Service. It was promptly returned to the royal vault in London where it now sits. However, it is said that the game is lent out to royals, billionaires, and other VIP’s around the world. In addition secret supernatural sections of the British government conduct testing on the game to unlock its paranormal perplexities.

The Romanian Game Of Death Commisioned By Dracula!
A paranormal board game even more deadly than Jumanji originates from Romania.  It’s called “Joc De Moarte” which literally translates into “game of death” in Romanian.  Joc De Moarte was a board game commissioned in the late 1700’s by the infamous Prince Dracula Of Wallachia. A prominent second-generation member of the global vampire royal family.  Dracula was bored with the monotony of his daily murders, and bloodsucking as the centuries rambled forth before his dark immortal life.  He wanted a real challenge so he looked to the world of magical practitioners to spice up his daily deadly routine.

The infamous Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo took up the challenge to create the ultimate supernatural board game of death!  Back in those days, he had yet to achieve the power he has today as the current King Of Hell.  Back then he actually had some alliances instead of taking on the wayward world independently.  Diablo was friends with Dracula for a time, and he was impressed by the power Diablo wielded.  Over the course of a year, Dimitri perfected the diabolical board game from hell.  When completed Dracula played the first game with Dimitri, another vampire, a witch, a Lycan, and a hapless human.  The playing board runs its way through a damned castle of darkness, and the surrounding Black Forest Of Doom.  Dice, riddle cards, and a small magical crystal ball guide players forward to the end game.

Throughout the blasphemous board game, magical beings materialize out of thin air and attack at will.  They include demons, poltergeists, Earthly Gods, vampires, werewolves, zombies, sorcerers, witches, warlocks, wizards, and miscellaneous malevolent monsters.  The Black Forest Of Doom actually appears in the general area the game is being played at key points. Similar to solid holographic simulations.  In reality, they are active astral projections. Ultimately the frightening game takes players on a quest for the Devil’s Unholy Grail.  A real-life chalice once used by the Devil.  It’s said to give a pure evil soul the ultimate power while damning the rest straight to hell against their will! A pure soul of light would, in fact, destroy the chalice by merely touching it.

The unholy cup is made of cursed Carbonado, aka black diamond, and is said to be forged within the very fire and brimstone of hell itself.  To activate its power a person must drink their own blood from the chalice.  The location of the real chalice is unknown but its said the winner of the game will gain a clue to its location.  The game also duplicates the chalice giving the winner a surge of power courtesy of the Sorcerer Diablo.  During the first game, everyone died except for Dracula, and Dimitri.  However, Dracula nearly died while playing, and at the end, after Dimitri let him win, he thanked Dimitri for the amazingly exciting experience! As the game creator, Dimitri can’t be killed by it.

Joc De Moarte provided Dracula with many decades of fun for him and his guests.  The game is self-powered by powerful demonic spells and works independently of Dimitri Diablo by mystical metaphysical means.  Although most of the game conjures up imaginary supernatural entities there are some real Demons, Gods, ghosts, jinn, monsters, and other hellish entities called forth. Some trapped in the game, and others called from the great beyond. This makes it dangerous even when a player is done with the game since these entities can linger, haunt, and even possess the victim.  Naturally powerful beings like Dracula under demonic protection don’t really have to worry about the after-effects of this most disturbing board game.

Unfortunately, Dracula eventually grew tired of the game and thought it would be funny to release it into the world to plague humankind on a random basis.  Evey cold-hearted supernatural soul loves watching average people enter the frightening world of the paranormal for the first time! By then Dracula and Dimitri had gone their separate ways so he had a wizard tie the games crystal ball to a crystal ball in his castle so he could watch the mayhem the game caused.  It’s also a fair bet that Dimitri can spy on game players at will via his psychic powers. The historical record indicates that the first deaths caused by the released game occurred sometime in the 1840’s.  The deadly game has popped up every so often with morbid consequences all around the planet!

The last recorded sighting was at a Halloween party in Winterset, Iowa in 1977.  43 people lost their lives, including 27 teens, despite the fact, only 6 people were playing the board game.  The entire large two-story home turned into a bloodbath of evil entities unleashed by Dimitri’s deadly spells tied to the seemingly harmless wood, and crystal game.  The US Paranormal Defense Agency quickly swooped in and covered up the massacre due to the obvious paranormal nature of the deaths.  It’s unknown if the game is currently in the Federal government’s custody or if it’s still floating around ready to find it’s way to a new generation of foolish victims. Certainly, it’s a good sign we haven’t heard anything more about this game since 1977!  [Twitter] [Facebook]

2017 Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle Trailer

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1995 Original Jumanji Movie Trailer

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How To Reverse A Voodoo Doll Curse?

What Is A Voodoo Doll & How Is It Created?
Voodoo DollA Voodoo Doll is an enchanted effigy of a person that can be linked to their very body, mind, and soul through a cursed spell. This is the specialty of advanced Voodoo Witch Doctors. The process of creating such a doll can vary between Voodoo practitioners but more or less bodily fluids, and personal items from the victim are essential in crafting it. For maximum effectiveness it must also resemble the cursed individual in question. Once the doll is complete it can then be manipulated to cause equivalent effects in the victim’s body. Nefarious needles, and even flames, are employed to cause pain, Illness, mental distress, handicaps, disfigurements, and even death!

Take Back Your Life & Claim Your Voodoo Doll!
It is imperative you get ahold of the Voodoo doll that is cursing you! Linking a curse to a physical object can be a strength, and a weakness. It all depends on the victim gaining possession of it. A master of Voodoo black magic can seriously mess you up both physically, and mentally with such a dastardly doll. A frightening figure intertwined with your very body, and soul. You really have nothing to lose by attempting to pilfer the doll of damnation since doing nothing will surely lead to your ultimate doom!  Secretly observing the Voodoo practitioners daily routine from afar is the first step before pouncing once they leave their home, or base of operations. Often they will keep it in the room they practice their dark craft within. Sometimes it is hidden behind a secret panel or bookcase. If this type of mission is beyond your skillset, or you’re in bad shape, then we recommend hiring a paranormal investigator, or even a practitioner of magic to aid you. If you can find a powerful enough witch, warlock, wizard, or sorcerer they can attempt to defend you from the ill effects of the voodoo doll. However at some point you must acquire the doll, and destroy it with extreme prejudice!

Turn The One Who Cursed You Into The Victim!
You can even turn the tables on your terrifying tormenter.  Voodoo practitioners must first make a Voodoo Doll representing themselves as the first step down the dark road of diabolical doll creation. That Doll is almost always used as a part of their curses.  Even if it isn’t they generally keep it, and utilize it in a positive way to strengthen themselves. Such as channeling your metaphysical energy through your doll, and then transferring it to theirs which then channels it into their body. Voodoo Witch Doctors are notorious for hiding their own doll in an extremely secure location for their own protection. If you feel you have time before the Voodoo Master returns then by all means attempt to search for the doll.  If you manage to find it you could very well choose to immediately burn it. Such a complete incineration would eradicate your Voodoo torturer from the very face of this Earth! Of course that is the very reason you shouldn’t burn your own doll immediately! If you have access to a decent practitioner of magic, especially another person practicing Voodoo, they may be able to use the evil Voodoo practitioners doll to restore any damage to your body, or health in general!

The Safe Way To Destroy Your Voodoo Doll!
Once you get the doll in your possession don’t remove any pins or other items penetrating or affixed to the doll. You could do more damage removing them! Carefully place the doll in a sturdy box for transport, and submerge it in holy water blessed by a priest of any religion. However the human collective conscious plays a strong role in the power of any given religion. So it seems Catholic holy water is usually the most powerful due to so many people believing in the religion. Make a quick run to your local church, and give your Voodoo doll a baptism in holy water. This will immediately stop its ill effects in most cases. Only then can you safely remove the needles, and anything else attached to the doll. Your body will then begin to naturally heal itself as it normally would. However serious damage like a removed limb will not grow back! To many pin pricks to vital organs like the heart or brain may leave permanent physical damage! See a physician immediately for a complete exam! You may also require psychological assistance if the Voodoo Witch Doctor messed with your mind.

You could theoretically store your Voodoo doll in a bottle of holy water forever to keep it neutralized. Unfortunately there is a real danger of the deeply angered Voodoo Master stealing it back! In most cases destroying it prevents them from creating a duplicate doll. Especially if they still have your bodily fluids, or personal items. It’s always smart to search for these items as well while on the mission to retrieve your doll.

A complete holy cleansing, and incineration is best to insure you’re completely cut off from the doll’s curse along with the Voodoo Master being unable to ever curse you with another doll ever again. Clearly the holy water is an excellent start but next you will need holy oil. There are a variety of formulations but we’ve found that an olive oil base with fair amounts of myrrh, and frankincense oil is the best way to go. Then have that oil blessed by a priest. It would probably be even better if the priest would actually give you his own holy oil. Unfortunately they tend to be stingy about giving  that away even for a fee!

Allow the Voodoo Doll to dry out a bit from the holy water before submerging it in the holy oil. Let it sit in the sainted oil for an hour before removing it, and placing it somewhere safe to light a fire. Then feel free to light that bastard up! Let the flames fly free to encapsulate, and eradicate the doll completely! If there’s some way for a priest to bless the fire holy that would be best. A church incinerator would be ideal for this. However it’s not essential. Once the doll is nothing but ash release it as dust in the wind. Mother Nature, Goddess Gaia, will meld the ashes into the environment thereby granting you some much needed good luck. In this case it’s particularly helpful to release the holy dust into a rural area.

What If I Can’t Get My Voodoo Doll?
If you cannot gain access to the Voodoo doll then you need to find your own Voodoo witch doctor, and have them make an Anti-Voodoo Doll which is imbued with strength, and good luck by the witch.  As a further step we recommend having the doll blessed by a Priest.  However it won’t be easy to find a mainstream Christian Priest who will do this.  If not then try a holy person of another religion.  This Anti-Doll should neutralize the bad doll that’s cursing you.  Of course there’s no guarantee.  If your Voodoo Master is powerful enough then perhaps they can be persuaded to do battle with the evil one in order to force them to hand over your doll! Or you could open up negotiations directly as well. Maybe find out if in fact they were hired by someone to curse you since odds are slim that you offended a Voodoo practitioner. Lawyers specializing in supernatural law might be ideal for such negotiations. Unfortunately as of the writing of this article no court of law recognizes supernatural laws. Ultimately you must obtain the cursed doll to destroy it in a proper fashion.  If the Voodoo Witch Doctor is unyielding then you might have to hire paranormal crimefighters, a powerful witch, wizard, or even a sorcerer to deal with the Voodoo terrorist, and exact justice so you can get your life back! If you’re currently the victim of a Voodoo doll curse may God have mercy on your soul during your dark plight!

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Who Is The Blue Lady That Appears In Children’s Nightmares?


The Blue Lady Nightmare has been reported by a number of kids across the world. It involves a scary woman dressed in blue garb wearing something resembling a Hijab. She seems to target sleeping kids as she invades dreams already in progress thereby transforming it into a nightmare! When she appears the background of the new nightmare turns Midnight blue. Her blue blazing eyes freezes them into a horrifying hypnosis as her long blue fingernails grow forth to cut their foreheads. There is no pain but the experience is unsettling as the child often wakes up screaming. The Blue Lady says nothing as she performs this horrifying act. However, she does display a sinister smile.  Supernatural evidence indicates that children having the dream 13 times over a lifetime end up vanishing without a trace!

The Recent Connection To Freddy Krueger

The highest concentration of these nightmares resides in the Middle East, Northern Africa, and areas around the Mediterranean Sea. The most nightmares happen around Halloween while the least are on Christmas. Most likely due to the child protective qualities of the Spirit Of Christmas. The nightmares were first reported in 1944 and steadily increased over the decades. They reached their peak in the 1980’s and greatly declined until 2010. Since then they have begun slowly increasing again. We now know this is thanks to the infamous Freddy Krueger who is aiding this filthy fiend!

Indeed Freddy is a very real master of dream invasion and nightmare creation! After a defeat at the hands of paranormal professionals, including practitioners of magic, sometime in the late 1990’s, the Nightmare Master began sparsely returning to the dreamscape in 2010. Some blame a renewed belief in him via the newest “A Nightmare On Elm Street” movie. Something that will be explored in a future article. Krueger is known for causing physical harm from the dream realm which might explain why the Blue Lady’s nightmares have recently begun showing evidence of minor scarring. She is learning from her malevolent master!

The Origins Of The Blue Lady

It wasn’t until recently that paranormal investigators finally pieced together the clues that solved The Blue Lady Nightmare Phenomenon. It seems a secret division of the German Nazi government sought supernatural treasures during World War II. German soldiers and archaeologists stealthily entered Iraq to unearth the tomb of a Babylonian Princess named Beletsunu. Her father was King Neriglissar. She lived some 2500 years ago and deeply worshiped the patron deity of Babylon known as Marduk. Her personal court magicians worked to channel Marduk’s power in order to grant her the immortality she greatly craved. She was a vain and cruel individual that wanted to say young and beautiful forever at anyone’s expense! For reasons unknown she was obsessed with the color blue.

Ultimately she was kidnapped by Persians who utilized her as a slave and forced her into several marriages. Some years later she brutally killed all her husbands as a sacrifice to Marduk before launching herself off a cliff to her death on what would later be known as Halloween! As she fell she screamed forth a curse upon the children descended from her captures and anyone else who did not bow down before her throughout her lifetime! There was also some resentment over being barren and having to endure the resulting punishment from her husbands! The curse itself was a fail-safe in case things went south as she wanted people to pay for her failure. Little did she know that the curse would actually be her own disembodied spirit invading the dreams of innocent children!

The Birth Of The Beletsunu Curse & The Intent Of Corpse Reanimation

Although she was in danger from an entire army after killing her husbands, the intent of her suicide was to offer herself up as the ultimate sacrifice. In turn, Marduk would use the sacrifice of her husbands to resurrect her and grant the Princess an eternal existence of beauty on Earth. Unfortunately for her, the sacrifices didn’t contain enough metaphysical mojo to give her immortal resurrection. It did, however, keep her soul linked with her body rather than the natural movement into the afterlife.

Her loyal followers and court magicians, who later formed a Princess Beletsunu Cult, buried her in a special tomb designed to imbue her with magics via Marduk for 10,000 years. This would be fueled by the continuous ritual sacrifices of children! The long length of time was foreseen by court seers who knew there could only be so many ideal sacrifices within a certain length of time coupled with the fact that the cult would eventually die. There was also the fact that Marduk, like other ancient Gods, would lose power as the populace stopped believing and worshiping him over the centuries.

The theory was that after 10,000 years the Princess should have absorbed enough metaphysical energy to physically resurrect as a true immortal. Unlike Egyptian mummies, she wouldn’t have to eat people to restore her corpse and stay forever young. Unfortunately, the Nazi archaeologist’s disturbed that perplexing paranormal process in 1944. They found her perfectly preserved body that looked like she had only died yesterday! Upon removal from the magical tomb, her body rapidly decayed once exposed to outside air. Within minutes she was nothing but dust in the wind. Dust that ended up blowing about wildly choking everyone in the Nazi expedition to death!

The Transformation From Babylonian Princess To Dark Dream Spirit

All the metaphysical energy collected for thousands of years was shot to the four winds upon her body being destroyed. This caused Princess Beletsunu’s dormant spirit to be released. She was only able to catch a fraction of the enchanted energy before it was gone. Just enough to destroy the Nazis! She didn’t move on to the afterlife as she was now a lost soul after so many centuries. Beletsunu wasn’t even technically a ghost as that ethereal train rode far away thousands of years ago. She was about to vaporize into nothingness when her curse kicked in. The curse had been brewing since she first created it upon her death and now its dark energy absorbed into her metaphysical form. She became the dark spirit of the Blue Lady.

Her very own curse guided her into the dreams of children who descended from her captures and anyone who had given her a sideways look! She rode the dream plane with malicious glee perpetually entering kids dreams. There she would relish in tormenting them and metaphysically marking their foreheads to leave behind a blasphemous beacon to remind her of how many times she visited the child. As a dark spirit, she could only feed off of so much of the fear stoked in her nefarious nightmares. Only enough to keep her existence intact. She was also limited in dream visitations for any given child due to their magical innocence acting like a poison on evil entities such as herself. There are also some Guardian Angels that are impossible to sneak past and they don’t allow the invasion or a certain number as it is not the destiny of the child.

The Hope Of Dark Resurrection

She is able to reach the ideal 13 visitations in certain mentally vulnerable children with less than ideal lives. The number 13 is needed at the Witching Hour on the day she died, Halloween, to offer up as a sacrifice to the dark God Marduk. He started regaining some power in the 19th century when various cults and secret elite societies began worshiping him again! The 13 metaphysical markings by The Blue Lady actually taint the soul and cause energy leakage for Marduk to siphon off. The process is so complete that the child simply vanishes into thin air! The very energy foundation of the body is sucked dry thereby taking apart the matter! Much like Beletsunu becoming dust when her body was exposed to air. Although, no dust is left behind!

The end game is to build up enough mojo to directly translate the Blue Lady’s body into a rare metaphysical matter form so she can live on Earth as an ultra-powerful super dark immortal! Her attempt to possess and hijack human bodies has failed miserably. Nobody has yet to be suitable for her sinister spirit. It’s simply too dark and ancient! Ironically in quite a few attempts demons have stopped her as they don’t like outsiders trespassing on their domain. So she is forced to do things the hard way and go for a rare spirit to physical resurrection. Seriously a difficult feat in the paranormal world! Naturally, she is not a team player and has too much pride and ego to form alliances with anyone but Marduk as she worshiped him since her early childhood.

Defenses Against The Blue Lady And Her Nasty Nightmares

There are no known defenses against the Blue Lady other than not being an under 13 years of age descendant of someone who pissed her off! She isn’t demonic and her evil energies are beyond anciently unique so religious artifacts and symbols won’t work on her. Like any dream invader, one can only realize it is their mind and they have the ultimate command over the nightmare. Try to train your kids in lucid dreaming and give them a trigger to wake up when things get too scary. As always make sure your kids are happy in their once in a lifetime childhood. Halloween is the worst time for these Blue Lady nightmares so praying to the Queen Of Halloween Shala wouldn’t hurt!  Let us all pray that the Blue Lady Beletsunu scourge along with her cohort Freddy Krueger will be permanently stamped out of existence someday! If you suspect your child is having Blue Lady Nightmares then contact your nearest paranormal professionals, practitioners of magic, or a Oneirokinesis master of dream manipulation to confront the bitch! LOL!

Those with Oneiric Immunity can repel and even seriously fight dream invaders and nightmare creators. Freddy Krueger and The Blue Lady tend to avoid these gifted individuals even in child form. Interestingly enough both have made the mistake of invading the dreams of kids held captive by the notorious Slenderman. He immediately detects the invasion and sends forth a metaphysical variety of his infamous Slender Sickness. They never come back for seconds after that!