What Are Supernatural Mummies?

A Mummy is a deceased person whose body is preserved through the Mummification process. A burial ritual performed around the world in various ancient cultures such as the Egyptians. It was often thought of as an important event to be mummified, and kept intact for a prosperous afterlife. Thankfully most mummies are just preserved humans in bandages that pose no paranormal threat. However there are mummies of a supernatural sort that choose our physical world as their afterlife. An unholy resurrection into a life of immortal powers through the dark miracle of ancient magical curses. This mystical regeneration is fueled by the horrifying cannibalistic consumption of live humans! Ultimately these are ritual sacrifices to dark Gods who look favorably upon those who still revere them as deities to be respectfully worshipped. Both Mummy, and God partaking of the enchanted essence of the innocent human’s soul!

The metaphysical mummy came into existence after the first Zombies were examined by ancient Egyptians. From this the mummy’s curse was created. A supernatural safety measure to insure the sacred bodies, and burial vaults would not be disturbed. Such desecrations were thought to impact the afterlife negatively. Powerful Priests, magicians, and alchemists devised the enchanted embalming method that tapped into the zombie virus while intertwined with a carefully crafted curse. When the mummy was disturbed the curse would channel the metaphysical energies of the ones who discovered it. This would resurrect the sinister spirit from the afterlife who would then haunt, and even attempt to posses victims. All the while sucking them dry of enchanted energy. However the mummy’s ghost would not have the power to permanently possess another human’s body as it wore the vessel out.

At some point it must coalesce into its corpse, or return to the afterlife. Their afterlife being the Underworld rather than Heaven or even Hell. Part of the curse was sending their spirit to the Underworld to dwell among the dark Gods, and Goddesses. In some cases the spirit feels its avenged the desecration of their body, and grave. Then they simply return to the Underworld. You might ask if this resurrection power existed with ancient Egyptian Priests then why not prevent death to begin with? Living out one’s natural life, and ascending to the afterlife was the ideal of existence. The resurrection was only meant to punish wrong doers. However some mummies see how amazing the world has become, and want to stay. Perhaps they even tire of the Underworld after thousands of years! Either way the curse must be specific with purpose, and not just a methods to keep people living forever. Otherwise they tend not to work. Especially with these powerful types intertwined at the will of Gods. In fact the blessing of the patron God is required to continue living here. Plausibly the mummy is fulfilling an Earthly mission for them.

Once within its decrepit bandaged body the mummy would have very little time to begin consuming live humans. The people it had killed as a dark spirit are devoid of the necessary paranormal power so it needed to seek out other victims. Interestingly enough there is very little coherent consciousness in the early stages of mummy resurrection. The staggering walking dead corpse operates on zombie like instinct to seek out human, and animal flesh to a lesser degree. With each meal they regain their intelligence. The dark patron God of the mummy’s curse aids in the channeling of the humans astral energy into the mummy. This causes some level of regeneration. It is said that sacred numbers play a role. The mummy must consume 21 people to completely regenerate as an immortal human of exquisite beauty. This complete with enhanced physical abilities, senses, and some degree of psychic abilities including hypnosis. They also have various magical protections derived from the original mummy curse.

Seven and three are the sacred multiplied numbers to get Twenty One. The mummy must eat 7 men, 7 women, and 7 virgins of any sex. All preferably youthful yet over 21 years of age. Any consumed kill that deviates from this, including animals, is merely a temporary measure to hold off necrosis. Even after they regenerate they must continue to consume one virginal human every 7 years to remain youthful, and powerful for all eternity. Mature virgins always seem to be key in various rituals, and spells because they possess a unique energy that has the wisdom of adulthood intertwined with the innocence of childhood to an extent They also have maximum metaphysical energies due to a partner not sapping them away during sex. The virginal feast must be done in a special ritual sacrifice with the aid of a dark priest. Failure to continue the wretched ritual involves their bodies decaying like that of a zombie. Even their minds will start to go as well.

Mummies are extremely hard to kill due to the dark magic protecting them. However the simplest way to kill them is to trick them into eating zombie meat. Even a little will cause them to burst into shimmering sands permanently breaking the curse, and insuring they can never return. The same thing can be accomplished through careful examination of the mummy curse, and having magical practitioners come up with a viable counter curse. You can also try to get the mummy to eat a human corpse that has been dead for at least 24 hours. However this will only cause a slow decay as they scramble to find a virgin to consume within the next 24 hours! If they don’t then they will be exterminated! Fallen magical mummy sand or ashes is a key ingredient in various foolish resurrection spells. Some even think it holds the key for the curing the zombie virus!  If you feel you’re being stalked by a mummy then contact your nearest Egyptologist, witch, or paranormal professionals!

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How To Reverse A Voodoo Doll Curse?

What Is A Voodoo Doll & How Is It Created?
Voodoo DollA Voodoo Doll is an enchanted effigy of a person that can be linked to their very body, mind, and soul through a cursed spell. This is the specialty of advanced Voodoo Witch Doctors. The process of creating such a doll can vary between Voodoo practitioners but more or less bodily fluids, and personal items from the victim are essential in crafting it. For maximum effectiveness it must also resemble the cursed individual in question. Once the doll is complete it can then be manipulated to cause equivalent effects in the victim’s body. Nefarious needles, and even flames, are employed to cause pain, Illness, mental distress, handicaps, disfigurements, and even death!

Take Back Your Life & Claim Your Voodoo Doll!
It is imperative you get ahold of the Voodoo doll that is cursing you! Linking a curse to a physical object can be a strength, and a weakness. It all depends on the victim gaining possession of it. A master of Voodoo black magic can seriously mess you up both physically, and mentally with such a dastardly doll. A frightening figure intertwined with your very body, and soul. You really have nothing to lose by attempting to pilfer the doll of damnation since doing nothing will surely lead to your ultimate doom!  Secretly observing the Voodoo practitioners daily routine from afar is the first step before pouncing once they leave their home, or base of operations. Often they will keep it in the room they practice their dark craft within. Sometimes it is hidden behind a secret panel or bookcase. If this type of mission is beyond your skillset, or you’re in bad shape, then we recommend hiring a paranormal investigator, or even a practitioner of magic to aid you. If you can find a powerful enough witch, warlock, wizard, or sorcerer they can attempt to defend you from the ill effects of the voodoo doll. However at some point you must acquire the doll, and destroy it with extreme prejudice!

Turn The One Who Cursed You Into The Victim!
You can even turn the tables on your terrifying tormenter.  Voodoo practitioners must first make a Voodoo Doll representing themselves as the first step down the dark road of diabolical doll creation. That Doll is almost always used as a part of their curses.  Even if it isn’t they generally keep it, and utilize it in a positive way to strengthen themselves. Such as channeling your metaphysical energy through your doll, and then transferring it to theirs which then channels it into their body. Voodoo Witch Doctors are notorious for hiding their own doll in an extremely secure location for their own protection. If you feel you have time before the Voodoo Master returns then by all means attempt to search for the doll.  If you manage to find it you could very well choose to immediately burn it. Such a complete incineration would eradicate your Voodoo torturer from the very face of this Earth! Of course that is the very reason you shouldn’t burn your own doll immediately! If you have access to a decent practitioner of magic, especially another person practicing Voodoo, they may be able to use the evil Voodoo practitioners doll to restore any damage to your body, or health in general!

The Safe Way To Destroy Your Voodoo Doll!
Once you get the doll in your possession don’t remove any pins or other items penetrating or affixed to the doll. You could do more damage removing them! Carefully place the doll in a sturdy box for transport, and submerge it in holy water blessed by a priest of any religion. However the human collective conscious plays a strong role in the power of any given religion. So it seems Catholic holy water is usually the most powerful due to so many people believing in the religion. Make a quick run to your local church, and give your Voodoo doll a baptism in holy water. This will immediately stop its ill effects in most cases. Only then can you safely remove the needles, and anything else attached to the doll. Your body will then begin to naturally heal itself as it normally would. However serious damage like a removed limb will not grow back! To many pin pricks to vital organs like the heart or brain may leave permanent physical damage! See a physician immediately for a complete exam! You may also require psychological assistance if the Voodoo Witch Doctor messed with your mind.

You could theoretically store your Voodoo doll in a bottle of holy water forever to keep it neutralized. Unfortunately there is a real danger of the deeply angered Voodoo Master stealing it back! In most cases destroying it prevents them from creating a duplicate doll. Especially if they still have your bodily fluids, or personal items. It’s always smart to search for these items as well while on the mission to retrieve your doll.

A complete holy cleansing, and incineration is best to insure you’re completely cut off from the doll’s curse along with the Voodoo Master being unable to ever curse you with another doll ever again. Clearly the holy water is an excellent start but next you will need holy oil. There are a variety of formulations but we’ve found that an olive oil base with fair amounts of myrrh, and frankincense oil is the best way to go. Then have that oil blessed by a priest. It would probably be even better if the priest would actually give you his own holy oil. Unfortunately they tend to be stingy about giving  that away even for a fee!

Allow the Voodoo Doll to dry out a bit from the holy water before submerging it in the holy oil. Let it sit in the sainted oil for an hour before removing it, and placing it somewhere safe to light a fire. Then feel free to light that bastard up! Let the flames fly free to encapsulate, and eradicate the doll completely! If there’s some way for a priest to bless the fire holy that would be best. A church incinerator would be ideal for this. However it’s not essential. Once the doll is nothing but ash release it as dust in the wind. Mother Nature, Goddess Gaia, will meld the ashes into the environment thereby granting you some much needed good luck. In this case it’s particularly helpful to release the holy dust into a rural area.

What If I Can’t Get My Voodoo Doll?
If you cannot gain access to the Voodoo doll then you need to find your own Voodoo witch doctor, and have them make an Anti-Voodoo Doll which is imbued with strength, and good luck by the witch.  As a further step we recommend having the doll blessed by a Priest.  However it won’t be easy to find a mainstream Christian Priest who will do this.  If not then try a holy person of another religion.  This Anti-Doll should neutralize the bad doll that’s cursing you.  Of course there’s no guarantee.  If your Voodoo Master is powerful enough then perhaps they can be persuaded to do battle with the evil one in order to force them to hand over your doll! Or you could open up negotiations directly as well. Maybe find out if in fact they were hired by someone to curse you since odds are slim that you offended a Voodoo practitioner. Lawyers specializing in supernatural law might be ideal for such negotiations. Unfortunately as of the writing of this article no court of law recognizes supernatural laws. Ultimately you must obtain the cursed doll to destroy it in a proper fashion.  If the Voodoo Witch Doctor is unyielding then you might have to hire paranormal crimefighters, a powerful witch, wizard, or even a sorcerer to deal with the Voodoo terrorist, and exact justice so you can get your life back! If you’re currently the victim of a Voodoo doll curse may God have mercy on your soul during your dark plight!

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Why Do I Have Bad Luck All The Time?

Dark LuckThere are many reasons why you may appear to be experiencing bad luck. This may include the fact that we live in an infinite Universe that plays out a plethora of mathematical probabilities. This includes the fact that this may simply be the reality where the roll of dice consistently doesn’t go your way. In that case it wouldn’t technically be considered dark luck. Consult a psychic to see if this is the case. The odds are astronomical that this is the Universe where everything goes wrong for you. The good news is that you can do something about this since you have free will. Simply knowing this is a Parallel Universe luck of the draw issue can change your mindset, and alter things for the better.

The Chaotic Catastrophe Of Curses!
Real dark luck can be caused by a curse being cast upon you, and/or your family. A research of your family history, and visit to a psychic, could prove invaluable in determining if this is the case. Keep in mind someone can curse you secretly without your knowledge. Also be aware that they need to have some metaphysical power to do so. Simply saying you curse someone isn’t enough unless of course it’s one’s final wish before death! The Deathbed Curse is one power every human wields whether they know it or not.  Breaking a curse isn’t easy! Fortunately keeping a positive mindset, and utilizing your free will can make a big difference. In addition the use of lucky charms, and calling upon Leprechauns, can aid in your perplexing plight. Consult a Gypsy, witch, or psychic for help in destroying the curse upon your very immortal soul!

Diabolicals Deals Dial Up Dark Luck!
If you made a dark deal for wealth, fame, or power with a demon or dark leprechaun, aka Clurichaun, then you will clearly fall prey to bad luck as some point.  This is more likely the case with the evil leprechaun.  President Gerald Ford made a deal for power with what he thought was a leprechaun, and look at what happened to him!  A number of celebrities make demonic deals, or sell their soul to the Devil. This is why their lives are often riddled with constant strife!  Even if none of this is the case you still may have garnered the unwanted attention of said dark entities mentioned above. If you believe this may be true then consult a priest, psychic, practitioner of magic, or Leprechaun of choice. Prayers to your favorite Gods, or Angels may help as well. Sometimes they sense a weakness in you, or even untapped power they want to control.

Perhaps you may have even inadvertently committed an act of bad luck, or waded through a dark energy field in certain nefarious areas, or dark days such as Friday The 13th! You could have also purposely defied righteousness, and perpetuated evil upon others. In this case Karma may be causing your negative luck. Change your ways, and aid humankind to reverse this now before it’s too late!