UPS And Fedex Cut The Lazy Crap!

Why is it so damn hard to deliver to someone’s apartment door? You just throw packages at the front of the building so they can get stolen! If you’re too lazy to deliver a package to someone’s actual address then don’t deliver it at all! What’s next? Delivering on the corner of the street! USPS delivers to the mailbox or to the door. Also I’m sick of UPS Surepost not handing off to the post office because the union boys decide they want to deliver it! Same type crap with Fedex Smarpost! I die a little inside each time I see this on the tracking page “UPS will be in your area and will deliver your package a day early.” Oh for joy! The package will be thrown to the wolves for delivery! Why have these services if 99% of the time you don’t give it to the post office!  No it’s not a treat to get it a day early when one more day puts my package in a secure locked mailbox you dumb lazy jackasses!

In addition you titanic turds like to throw it in front of the wrong building because you don’t know how to read an address dumbasses! I also noticed lazy delivery drivers who decide to call it a day and mark a package as delivered.  This is deeply deceptive and real asshole move! I have to waste my time searching for a package that wasn’t actually delivered, you bastards! They even go so far as taking a blurry photo as proof. Even with the blurs we can tell it wasn’t taken anywhere near where I live you BS masters!

Naturally, in those cases, it ends up being delivered in the next day or two. Whenever they feel like getting out of bed to get their job done! The unions strike again! God forbid we fire these filthy fiends! Just be luxuriously lazy and incompetent because the unions will protect you! Garbage Men and Women are smarter than you because they never lose the trash and they always take it to the dump. Speaking of which you’re probably taking a dump as we speak instead of delivering people’s packages! UPS and Fedex get your act together!📦

USPS FOREVER! I don’t have to wait around and worry about my packages being stolen with the postal service. It goes in my locked mailbox and I can get it whenever I damn well please. I don’t have to be on the UPS/Fedex/DHL schedule! Please go away and let the USPS take over everything!