The Backwoods Zombie Hillbilly Horror

You and your paranormal commando team venture forth into the deep woods on the hunt for the living dead! This after encountering Old Man Clampett in a horrifying Zombie form attempting to attack the local townsfolk.  Naturally, he had to be put down for everyone’s protection!  You near the Clampett Residence that is known to be the home of the most notorious Moonshine producing family in Hazzard County.  Ironically they have always called their especially strong blend of white whiskey “Zombie Killer”.  Legend has it that the Clampett Family successfully defended the town from a horde of zombies in the late 1800’s.  However over 100 years later supernatural triumph over the living dead terror has returned to haunt them!

The thick woods are starting to darken as the sun lowers in the late afternoon partly cloudy skies on this warm late summers day.  As you walk among the distillery equipment, and various glass jugs, a ferocious growling zombie leaps from a quarter full barrel of Moonshine with blood dripping down his necrotic chin on to his blood-splattered shirt. Your trusty steel blade gets the job done with extreme prejudice!  One by one you begin to notice dead corpses lying about the homestead.  No doubt they are already in the process of zombifying. Reanimation could happen at any moment!  Your team handles the situation with delicate, and respectful precision ensuring these fine folks will have a Heavenly Afterlife in the great beyond rather than a soulless nightmare as a rotting corpse of cannibalism!  Your team of paranormal professionals approaches the main house when a zombie unexpectedly falls from a tree branch above you and pins you to the ground ready to bring life as you know it to an end! Read The Rest Of This Spooky Story On Our Halloween Blog…

What Is The First Day Of The Supernatural Halloween Season?

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Jack-O-Lantern Of Unholy LightThe first crispy chill wafted into Canada from the icy far north of North Pole City. An annual event brought about at the behest of the Winter God Jack Frost as a push for the Autumnal Gods to begin their pre-winter work. In essence, he’s saying, “Enough of this sizzling Summer already!” His inaugural frost heralded a hint of the fabulous iridescent cavalcade of colors that is the Autumn season! The hallowed heart of Autumn is the ultimate holiday of bewitching balance between good and evil. This supernatural symmetry of light and darkness is, of course, Halloween, or All Hallows Eve. A time when both the forces of righteousness and lawlessness attempt to metaphysically marshal forth enough magic to defeat the other. These paranormal powers are culled from the Spirit Of Halloween that absorbs the enchanted energies of the Human Collective Consciousness. In particular, those who heartily celebrate the Halloween season. There’s also the weakening of the veil between life and death that allows sinister spells and dark rituals to gain an extra kick amid ever-increasing paranormal activity!

The Start Of The Supernatural Halloween Season

In the supernatural community, Halloween used to start at the Autumnal Equinox. With Shala, the mysterious Queen Of Halloween, finally exiting out of the shadows of secretive history in 2013 we finally learned when the true first day of the All Hallows Season is. Shala presides over a special annual ceremony to officially usher in the sacred season of Halloween. It takes place at the location in the Northern Hemisphere when the first healthy leaf of Autumn loses its green chlorophyll hue and turns a marvelous shade of either crimson, orange, gold, or even violet. There is a similar ceremony practiced during the pre-Fall season in the Southern Hemisphere. Although it is more low key leading up to southern Samhain on April 30th. Samhain is the origin of the central Halloween holiday on October 31st all around the world. It is always celebrated in conjunction with Halloween by those in the magical community. All these holiday celebrations are meant to marshal paranormal power and manifest balance in the metaphysical world while paying homage to the Earthly Nature Gods, and Goddesses. On the dark side, it’s demons and other damned denizens who are worshiped.  Read The Rest On Our Halloween Blog…

Perplexing Paranormal Pounding May Equal Poltergeist!

Poltergeist-McSheenDanny McSheen, a Project Manager, was burning the oils of Midnight once again all alone at Pinnacle Energies Research Corp.  Despite it being the season of Halloween he couldn’t enjoy the holidays with his immense work load.  As with each night for the past week there were inexplicable pounding sounds coming from the second floor that seemed to grow continually louder.  Each time he’d run up the flight of steps, and find nothing out of the ordinary.  Then the second he’d settle back into his office the ominous thumping would resume striking terror in Danny’s heart.  Calls to the Night Watchman yielded nothing.  In fact not a sound was heard when Security Guard Samuel Erickson happened to be present on his patrols of the rather large sized facility, and grounds.  Danny even attempted to record the unsettling sound that was now causing things to rattle due to the immense vibrations created from the floor above despite it being a solid building of concrete, cement, and steel.  His personal video camera, cell phone, and even a separate digital audio recorder, failed to pick up anything but dead static.  Even the various security camera’s scattered about the building would turn to white static during the episodes. At least technician’s were looking into those glitches, and it made McSheen look a bit sane when it came to his claims of odd noises.  Read The Rest Of This Supernatural Story On Our Halloween Blog…