Xavier Remington
🦃Happy Thanksgiving From Everyone Here At Mystic Investigations! Today officially marks the end of the supernatural Halloween Season. In order to avoid the specter of dark luck, please remove all Halloween decor and finish off any trick-or-treating candy you have left! The Christmas Season officially started on November 3rd to begin the transitional melding process with that of Halloween. Thanksgiving itself is considered a transitional bridge between Halloween and Christmas on a metaphysical level. The official...
The most diabolical days of drunkenness include New Year’s Eve, Saint Patrick’s Day, and Blackout Wednesday (Drinksgiving), aka Thanksgiving Eve. These are the paramount party times of idiotic inebriation that often take place at various social sustenance centers. When the party’s over the despicable drunk drivers race onto the roadway to initiate injury and drive the innocent to death! Some of these fools filling up on fermented fluids will face the frightening consequences of their asinine actions!...
The fabled Omniharpsihorn is said to be the only mystical musical instrument created directly by the hand of the holy Omniverse God himself! It was crafted during that brief time he took physical form in the ancient, advanced civilization of Eden over 144,000 years ago. The creation was purely creative, with no purpose other than to play in a band just once. Nobody had a clue that random guy was God during the week he was...