We implore you to remove your Halloween decorations by Thanksgiving as it is the official end of the Halloween Season. This is necessary in order to avoid the specter of bad luck that surrounds the appearance of obsessing over a particular holiday. The precise metaphysical mechanisms for this are not fully understood. Plausibly it … Read moreThanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!
Who hasn’t wanted to dress up as Frankenstein[Ad] and cause hilarious havoc on Halloween night? Just scaring the kids alone is priceless! Then we have the magic of giving Trick O Treaters half-eaten candy while stealing theirs in kind. The thrill of confiscating toilet paper from your neighbors after you climb into their bathroom window … Read moreHow Adults Have Fun On Halloween
The video above is a frightening prank where horror moviegoers are spooked by a man posing as a machete-wielding killer. What if that man was indeed a real serial killer out for flesh and blood? A setup similar to the video proved to have deadly consequences when a lone nefarious figure set his sights … Read moreHalloween Movie Theater Massacre Urban Legend
The once alarmingly active Halloween Fields lie in a cloak of dark silence devoid of any Trick-O-Treaters hunting for candy amid blasphemous beasts. The vampires, werewolves, zombies, dark witches, and an armada of monsters have vanished into the sinister shadows. They await a blanket of snow to seal their hibernation as a chilly breeze blasts … Read moreThe Halloween Season Ends…