Christmas

Chucky vs Kevin McCallister Horrifying Home Alone Unmerry Christmas

The wind howled like something alive as snow buried the quiet suburban street. Inside the McCallister house, Kevin sat wrapped in a blanket, pale and sniffling, watching the storm swallow the world outside. The Christmas lights blinked cheerfully, but they felt wrong tonight—too bright against the creeping dark. His family had left that morning to … Read moreChucky vs Kevin McCallister Horrifying Home Alone Unmerry Christmas

Thanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

We implore you to remove your Halloween decorations by Thanksgiving as it is the official end of the Halloween Season. This is necessary in order to avoid the specter of bad luck that surrounds the appearance of obsessing over a particular holiday. The precise metaphysical mechanisms for this are not fully understood. Plausibly it could … Read moreThanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

Santa Claus’s Halloween

As the chilling month of October approached Santa Claus called upon The Autumnal Goddess to direct her Autumn Nymphs, Fall Fairies, and volunteer Elves to transform North Pole City into a Halloween haven of Autumn allure. The deciduous foliage was enchanted to explode into a kaleidoscope of fantastical colors. A palette that included hues, and … Read moreSanta Claus’s Halloween

Saint Nicholas Celebrates Halloween

Old Saint Nick doesn’t just celebrate Christmas but many other holidays as well.  Each year he takes one final break before the Christmas season to prepare for Halloween celebrations at his enchanting North Pole City.  This perfectly orchestrated among the last embers of perpetual twilight fade. By November the long Arctic nightfall will last until … Read moreSaint Nicholas Celebrates Halloween