🧟 Children Of Parallel Universe Fight Playground Zombies

The psychokinetic artist who drew this disturbing yet awesome image of children battling zombie kids on a playground from Hell actually witnessed this horror in real life.  He’s a master of Hyperchronokinesis which is the manipulation of 5-D hyperspace thereby allowing for travel to alternate realities.  This person fell asleep one Halloween night after watching … Read more🧟 Children Of Parallel Universe Fight Playground Zombies

Thanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

We implore you to remove your Halloween decorations by Thanksgiving as it is the official end of the Halloween Season. This is necessary in order to avoid the specter of bad luck that surrounds the appearance of obsessing over a particular holiday. The precise metaphysical mechanisms for this are not fully understood. Plausibly it could … Read moreThanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!