Is Large Marge Real?

 Every Halloween Season, urban legends resurface along America’s loneliest highways, and none is more chilling than the tale of Large Marge. Most people remember her as the terrifying truck driver from the 1985 movie Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, the woman who delivered a cautionary tale about a fatal crash before transforming into a Claymation nightmare. … Read moreIs Large Marge Real?

Thanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

We implore you to remove your Halloween decorations by Thanksgiving as it is the official end of the Halloween Season. This is necessary in order to avoid the specter of bad luck that surrounds the appearance of obsessing over a particular holiday. The precise metaphysical mechanisms for this are not fully understood. Plausibly it could … Read moreThanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

What’s The Last Day To Eat Halloween Candy?

By the enchanted edict of supernatural law, and that of luck itself, the last day to eat Halloween candy is Thanksgiving Day. This is also the day to remove Halloween Decor as well. What if by some fantastical fluke you have such a marvelous monster load of luscious loot that you simply can’t finish it … Read moreWhat’s The Last Day To Eat Halloween Candy?

The Magic Of Halloween Candy

Halloween Candy or Treats aren’t just scrumptious! They’re also supernaturally spelled! The enchanted delights encompass anything sweet given out in the Spirit Of Halloween within the official supernatural season of said holiday. The Halloween season begins 66 days before November 1st Hallowmas. So true Halloween candy only first exists on August 27th. The last day … Read moreThe Magic Of Halloween Candy