The Immortal Warrior Keanu Reeves Is Victorious!
It was only a matter of time before Keanu discovered the sinister servant of Satan and his nefarious Teddy Bear soul-stealing operation. Once the psychically sensitive Keanu held the blasphemous bear in his eternal arms he felt a dark force within it. In turn, the demon knew it was all over for him if Reeves got the upper hand. Certainly, already back then Keanu had a savage reputation as a slayer in the paranormal community. Even without that, the demon would sense the immortality surging through Keanu’s blood. Something seriously sought after in supernatural circles.
This prompted the beast to pounce upon Reeves to catch him by surprise! Keanu played it off as him goofing around on camera. After doing a controlled pratfall onto the floor he got up and ran away with it. People continued to think he was just being silly. In the end, Reeves ripped the terrifying Teddy to shreds causing the non-corporeal entity of evil to be expelled. That’s when Keanu recited an Enochain Angel incantation to send the demon back to hell where it belonged. On that fateful day, he saved the lives of countless Canadian children. Well done Keanu! Well done indeed!🐻 [National Teddy Bear Day]
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