Has The Anti-Claus Been Resurrected?


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Anti-Claus

Santa Claus’s notoriously evil twin Demi-Demon brother Claude Claus, aka The Anti-Claus, was presumed dead when the supernatural team at Mystic Investigations saved the Easter Bunny, a very real Werehare, from the calamitous clutches of the Dark Claus on March 31st, 2013.  They cast a spell upon him utilizing the blood of Santa Claus himself.  It appeared to cause Claude to vaporize into the Earth, and become apart of the essence of the Earth, aka Goddess Gaia.  However recent intelligence from the Underworld, aka the physical manifestation of Hell on Earth, indicates he is now alive.  A troll from said Underworld spoke of a group of low level lackey demons wishing to gain favor with the Devil.  They apparently kidnapped a white witch, and forced her to access the life force of Gaia, and extract the consciousness of the Dark Claus.  The demons then used their own DNA in a dark ceremony that called upon the Devil himself to create a new body in which the Anti-Claus’s consciousness was infused.

An additional witness, a Leprechaun who escaped from the Underworld with the help of the white witch after being kidnapped in Ireland, confirmed the troll’s account in addition to informing us that some of Goddess Gaia’s life force was infused into the newly resurrected Anti-Claus thereby making an even more powerful demidemon!  The unidentified white witch could not be found, and is assumed to be in hiding somewhere.  Technically the Anti-Claus is still dead since the Underworld is an afterlife of sorts so we hope he can’t escape any time soon.  Luckily exiting from the Underworld isn’t an easy task for those whose hearts are filled with darkness.  Hopefully he doesn’t somehow ruin Christmas 2013 with his malicious ways motivated by pure disdain, and jealously for his good brother Santa, and humanity in general.

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