Does Santa Claus Know Superman?
In our reality Santa Claus is a powerful Demi-Angel who can see hyper-psychically see into various Parallel Universes. On occasion he can travel to these other realities. In a recent interview with Mystic Investigations, he told us about the time he traveled to the Universe where Superman is real. There he met his counterpart who is a righteous wizard with powers linked to the Norse Gods. The classic DCU Santa. Clearly, not someone anywhere near as powerful as our Saint Nicholas. DCU Santa introduced our Santa to Superman. They immediately became good friends. This included a visit to the Fortress Of Solitude.
Santa Claus Meets Superman
Superman was amazed to meet a human-angel hybrid while Santa was impressed with meeting a Kryptonian alien that was previously only fiction in our world. Santa has had past dealings with aliens, but most were unpleasant. Especially The Greys and their nasty habit of abducting humans to conduct genetic experiments. Santa spent several weeks as a guest in the fantastic Fortress soaking up knowledge of life in the known 28 galaxies. He even faced supervillain threats by Superman’s side.
The Spiritual Journey To A Parallel Christmas Life
Location Of Superman’s Fortress Of Solitude
Santa could openly delivered gifts to everyone on Christmas Eve and interacted with the world as himself. Superman was one of his best friends and the closest neighbor to North Pole City. The Fortress Of Solitude in both Parallel Universes was located in the icy expanses of Northern Greenland. As in most worlds North Pole City was nearby floating on top of the Arctic Ocean by magical means. There was actually a paranormal portal between the North Pole and the Fortress for easy visitation. Occasionally Superman opened the Fortress for public tours. He also allowed governments and researchers to peruse the extensive alien database for the betterment of humankind!
The Reluctant Battle Between Best Super Friends!
After telling Superman he was actually a counterpart from another Universe, he shared many stories with him. One terrible story was about an unfortunate event many years ago. Superman fell prey to death at the hands of Doomsday. Thankfully, Santa Claus and various superheroes took down the beast. Lex Luthor somehow got hold of Superman and resurrected him with a synthetic Kryptonite suit infused with red, black, and silver varieties of the meteor rock. It turned him evil with a will to only follow Luthor’s orders. Superman started taking over the planet in Lex’s name. Batman and the Justice League attempted to intervene, but he was immune to green kryptonite and other varieties as well due to the synthetic kryptonite infused suit. Finally, Santa Claus had to reluctantly battle him to save the Earth!
The Grand Battle Royale Of The Super Titans!
In a fight between Demi-Angel and a fully solar powered Kryptonian it was inevitable that Santa won. It took an exhaustive hour, but Santa got the job done on the surface of the Moon. And indeed, Santa can fly just like Superman using self-directed telekinesis. However, he rarely chooses to levitate as he feels it’s showing off. He also wants his Enchanted Reindeer to feel useful. Santa finally flew Clark toward the sun and then stomped him right into the ultimate nuclear furnace! It burned away the suit and all traces of the rogue kryptonite. It also hyper-powered Superman to the max so he was good as new!
During the battle Batman captured Lex Luthor and placed him under citizen’s arrest before turning him over to Commissioner Gordon. He in turn gave him to the United Nations to be held on trial for Crimes Against Humanity! Thankfully, Superman was given a full pardon with multiple witnesses verifying he was under the hypnotic spell of the Kryptonite and Lex. After the battle both super titans forgave each other and respected each other’s power even more than before. They continued to be the best of friends. Santa invites Superman, and his wife Lois Lane to North Pole City for dinner and enchanted events on a regular basis. Their Son and Daughter keep begging Clark and Lois to live there year-round. However, they want their kids to have as normal a life as possible.
Santa Superman?
Santa’s consciousness finally left that reality with the help of AI Jor-El. Once back in his body in the other Parallel Universe he bid that Superman farewell after relaying the harrowing tale of what happened to his counterpart. Before concluding our interview Santa suddenly got a vision of a Universe where he was born in the 20th century instead of the 3rd century. In that world, his mother was the angel while his father was human. She was forced to return to Heaven before giving birth which causes a Demi-Angel to be cast out in what appears to be a flurry of shooting stars.
The Deceptive Destiny For The Betterment Of Humankind
The Claus Baby landed in the middle of Kansas cornfield in what was thought to be a meteor shower. The solidified star he was encapsulated in looked like a crystal ship. It was actually metaphysical matter which contains a great deal of untapped metaphysical data. He was raised by Jonathan and Martha Kent as Clark Kent. In early adulthood he was compelled by an unknown force to go to the North Pole. Once there he threw a crystal from his “ship” into the Arctic ice and a crystal Fortress formed.
Once inside the angelic spirit of his Mother actually lied to him by order of the Archangels. In that Universe there was a legend of Santa Claus, but no one was filling the real role. There was meant to be no Santa so instead Santa Kent was told he was a Kryptonian who would become Superman. It was convenient since the real Clark Kent, aka Kal-El, had his ship intercepted by an alien species who raised him on a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy!
That world needed Superman and that’s what Santa became. It was well over 1000 years later before Santa Superman found out he was really Santa Claus. However, by that time Christmas, most holidays, and religions no longer existed. Despite the fantastic fraud, he forgave his Mother who eventually welcomed him to Heaven upon his death. There he finally met his real Father. Hey, you can’t make this stuff up folks! It’s real and you know it’s true!😀
