Operation Palm Tree

Mystic Investigations was hired last year by a billionaire who is the leader of a secret Anti-Illuminati group that works to thwart a nefarious organization hell-bent on global domination and enslavement of humankind! The ominous organization is known as the Illuminati.  They’re a chaotic cooperative of wealthy elite plutocrats that operate via their New World Order mechanism. The New World Order is a multi-pronged organization that controls the governments of the world via corporations, and central banks owned by the plutocratic elites.  The secretive billionaire hired us to infiltrate the notorious Bilderborg Conference which is held secretly at varying locations each year.  The evil elites and their malevolent minions gather there to discuss their perplexing plans for the planet, and humanity in general.  Months after being hired our psychic Julia Hathaway got a vision of the conference location, date, and code name. This allowed us to book rooms at the hotel it was being held at well in advance before the Bilderborger’s took over the entire establishment and locked it down in their usual paranoid manner.

The entire Mystic Investigations team will be in Virginia in early June 2012 to infiltrate Bilderborg which is code-named the Palm Tree Conference. In addition to the main meeting, we’re also very interested in looking into a sub-conference code-named the SRA Conference. This SRA meeting will have the top supernatural members of the Illuminati in attendance. This includes sorcerers, wizards, warlocks, witches, Satanic Priests, Reptilian extraterrestrials, vampire royalty, including the infamous Dracula himself, Lycan royalty, and other paranormal beings cloaked in the veil of evil.  There have even been rumors that the notoriously ultra-evil Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo will be there along with Santa Claus’s evil twin brother, the Anti-Claus. Despite the fact that the two are not in sync with the Illuminati, and have their own agendas for the planet.  Let’s hope they’re not going to start working together.  If so then humanity is in deep trouble, and the Earth may face a dark desolate plunge into eternal damnation!

After the intel has been collected we will be invited to the secret Anti-Illuminati Conference for the first time ever.  There the future founding fathers of Earth’s peace will devise a course of action against the New World Order’s devious plans.  Naturally, this group of good Anti-Illuminati billionaires and millionaires need to remain anonymous due to the overwhelming power of the NWO who control the governments and major institutions of our perilous planet.  We will update you on our daring mission which is code-named Operation Palm Tree. All of us will be in disguise under deep cover within the hotel.  However feel free to come on down, and protest outside the security perimeter where numerous others will be supporting liberty. Wish us luck as we enter the heart of global darkness that dwells within the very bowels of our decaying society!

*Bilderborg isn’t a mistake. We have offended whiners afoot! LOL!