Why is it so damn hard to deliver to someone’s apartment door? You just throw packages at the front of the building so they can get stolen! If you’re too lazy to deliver a package to someone’s actual address then don’t deliver it at all! What’s next? Delivering on the corner of the street! USPS delivers to the mailbox or to the door. Also, I’m sick of UPS Surepost not handing it off to the post office because the union boys decide they want to deliver it! Same type crap with Fedex Smarpost!
I seriously die a little inside each time I see this on the tracking page “UPS will be in your area and will deliver your package a day early.” Oh for joy! The package will be thrown to the wolves for delivery! You’re a Porch Pirate’s dream! Why have these services if 99% of the time you don’t give it to the post office? No, it’s not a treat to get it a day early when one more day puts my package in a secure locked mailbox you dumb lazy jackasses! Why do you do this even for the tiniest of packages that are tailor-made for the mailbox? Probably because you’re first of class asswipes!
In addition you titanic turds like to throw it in front of the wrong building because you don’t know how to read an address dumbasses! I also noticed lazy delivery drivers who decide to call it a day and mark a package as delivered. This is deeply deceptive and real asshole move! I have to waste my time searching for a package that wasn’t actually delivered, you bastards!
They even go so far as taking a blurry photo as proof. Even with the blurs we can tell it wasn’t taken anywhere near where I live you BS masters! Enhancing the image sometimes reveals it’s not even my actual package. You just took an image of random package or even an empty box you use for multiple fake deliveries. Oh the sweet life of having the union protecting you! You can do no wrong! No worries of ever being fired! We hate you so bad!
Naturally, in those cases, it ends up being delivered in the next day or two. Whenever they feel like getting out of bed to get their job done! The unions strike again! God forbid we fire these filthy fiends! Just be luxuriously lazy and incompetent because the unions will protect you! Garbage Men and Women are smarter than you because they never lose the trash and they always take it to the dump. Speaking of which you’re probably taking a dump as we speak instead of delivering people’s packages! UPS and Fedex get your act together!📦
USPS FOREVER! I don’t have to wait around and worry about my packages being stolen with the postal service. It goes in my locked mailbox and I can get it whenever I damn well please without worry of it being stolen by your allies in the Porch Pirate industry! I don’t have to be on the UPS/Fedex/DHL schedule! Please go away and let the USPS take over everything! Also, UPS 2nd Day Air along with their other supposed premium delivery services is a joke! Two days my ass! More like one week! What a scam and a joke. Please go fucking broke!
PS: Hey UPS! You’re silly stock is down 19% over the past year. The sentiment is weak when it comes to your stock because everyone knows you suck! Hell, your entire industry is down -8% because weak losers like you force yourself into everything. You’re taking down the entire Air Freight & Logistics Industry! You blow balls big time sweet! I’m embarrassed for you and your ugly poop-colored trucks! It’s a fitting color for your crap ass service!🚚
The UPS SurePost Bull Crap Count
For well over a decade, UPS hasn’t given my packages to the Postal Service, an estimated 99% of the time. Now I avoid these jokers like the black plague. Here I will start keeping an official count for those rare times I must go through the hell of having UPS deal with my packages! It must make the union delivery boys blood boil when someone uses Innovations and they have no choice but to give it to the USPS!
- August 27th, 2024: Surprisingly, the package wasn’t delivered late at night. Their favorite time when they play Surepost games. However, as usual, it was left to be stolen in front of a large apartment building! I have to sit there tracking it like a hawk all day and then run to get it! One extra day, and I could have had it in my secure, locked mailbox to collect at my leisure any time of the day! It’s all about you, isn’t it, UPS union boys? Any extra demand you can put in those union contracts like leeches!