Why Was President Gerald Ford So Unlucky?

Gerald Ford Historic Trip And Fall

Gerald’s most historic trip & fall episode on the steps of Air Force One. His wife Betty looks on as if it’s an everyday occurrence.

Gerald Ford was an Eagle Scout, and star athlete in his youth. He served bravely in the Navy during World War II, and won his first election into the House Of Representatives in 1948. Ford eventually rose to House Minority Leader before Richard Nixon nominated him Vice-President in 1973. Finally upon Nixon’s resignation he became President Of The United States. Despite this life of successes Ford eventually fell prey to the specter of dark luck in his Presidency as he suddenly became known for being a clumsy oaf. His Presidency was marked with repeated tripping, and stumbling all over the place along with moments of awkwardness, and silly inexplicable blunders. The only unelected President in history lost his first election to Jimmy Carter in 1976. So why did Gerald Ford’s luck change so drastically during the 70’s?

It seems he developed strong aspirations to ascend to the Presidency once he became House Minority Leader. Sometime during the Nixon Administration he
crossed paths with a Clurichaun, aka evil Anti-Leprechauns, who often pose as Leprechauns in order to trick unsuspecting humans.  It’s conjectured that the Clurichaun chose Ford because his paternal grandfather, Charles King, had made a deal with a Clurichaun to become a prominent wealthy banker.   However in that case the bad luck was passed to his son, and the biological father of Ford, Leslie King.  This happens if someone is smart enough to precisely word their wish.  They might escape the dark luck but then it gets inadvertently passed down to their eldest child.  Dark Leprechauns like to choose members of the same family in order to build a multi-generation tidal wave of bad luck to feed off of.

The Clurichaun claiming to be a Leprechaun approached Ford in the US Capital after a late night session in the House. He made Gerald an offer he
couldn’t refuse!  He would become President at the expense of Nixon’s downfall.  Gerald felt bad about this but wanted the Presidency with all his heart.  He’d later pardon Nixon out of guilt.  Gerald agreed to the deal without realizing that bad luck always comes with a Clurichaun deal.  Ford’s deal resulted in Nixon, and others in the administration receiving the negative luck of the Watergate Scandal.  In 1973 Ford was appointed Vice-President in place of Spiro Agnew, and in 1974 he became President when Nixon resigned under threat of impeachment.  Upon taking the oath of office President Gerald Ford’s bad luck spree began.  A specter of dumb dark embarrassing luck that would follow him for all the rest of his days even beyond The White House.  Gerald Ford should be thankful he didn’t wish for anything dastardly because such wishes can result in dangerous dark luck rather than the harmless embarrassments he suffered through. Let this be a lesson to those who blindly accept deals from little Irish fellows calling themselves Leprechauns.

A sure way to know you’re dealing with a Clurichaun is the fact that real Leprechauns are shy, and secretive. They’ll never approach anyone to make a deal, or grant wishes.  Also real four leaf clovers, lucky charms, and various religious artifacts will repel dark diabolical Leprechauns of doom!

One Of Many Examples Of President Gerald Ford’s Bad Clurichaun Luck

Is The White House Haunted By Ghosts?

Haunted White HouseIndeed the White House is haunted! However the sinister spectral incursions would be more prolific if not for the intervention of the top secret US Paranormal Defense Agency. It’s said that Ghost Busting Agents sweep, and exorcise the White House on a daily basis!  In addition a special division of the Secret Service, called the Supernatural Secret Service, aid in tracking unwanted paranormal activity in its efficient effort to protect the President, and all important officials who walk the hallowed historical halls. Despite this there is always some level of paranormal activity. Some of which is sometimes amazingly welcome!

Naturally extremely old buildings, especially homes, generally have ghosts to some extent. The White House has been around since 1800 so there’s over 200 years of countless souls pacing the floors. What makes it a metaphysical maelstrom is the fact that it’s a human global power zone where life, and death decisions are made. Decisions that affect billions of lives around the world.  It can even inadvertently affect the lives of supernatural beings as well!  There are deep emotions and tragic events related to people who have worked and lived there. Countless souls lost in wars dictated from this US command hub. This makes The White House a ghost, poltergeist, demon, and even an inter-dimensional being magnet.  Not to mention the rumors about extraterrestrials visiting as well!

Thankfully supernatural agents keep the spiritual dangers to minimum but there have been some close calls. Whether it be poltergeist attacks, or attempted demonic possessions! Some even blamed malicious ghosts for President Gerald Ford’s clumsy mishaps but those of us in the supernatural community know it was a Clurichaun’s bad luck that did the trick! At times a paranormal lock down of the White House may occur with the President, and high ranking staff, immediately sequestered to a special holy water blessed crystal chamber lined with ancient Red Sea salts deep underground. There are also a number of other undisclosed countermeasures to insure the safety of everyone within the chamber until the metaphysical threat can be neutralized!

Although paranormal activity can be threatening at times there are also harmless ghosts Haunted White Housewho simply appear as brief specters, or bellow forth random eerie noises. In addition there are deceased former Presidents, and dignitaries who visit in ghostly form to advise the President. The White House Psychic Medium may even summon key figures from the Afterlife at the pleasure of the President when he needs sound advice on certain pressing issues requiring an other worldly perspective. The most famous of these ghosts is that of former President Abraham Lincoln who seems to hang around the Lincoln Bedroom for reasons unknown. Perhaps he’s perpetually attempting to finish out his Presidential term.  For specific White House haunting cases, and more information see the links below:

Posted By Ghost Buster Robert Edmunds.