What Happens If You’re Simultaneously Bitten By A Vampire, Werewolf, And Zombie?

Super BiteAll three of these supernatural beings are notorious for creating others of their kind via the respective paranormal viruses they carry. In a thunderous three way attack the vampire would have no effect because it’s supernatural vampire virus is only contained within it’s bloodstream. In order to create a Vampire one must be nearly drained of all human blood before ingesting vampire blood.  So the battle is between the Werewolf, and the Zombie who do in fact transmit their extranormal viruses via saliva.  The Werewolf, aka Lycanthrope, Virus is the strongest, and would eradicate the Zombification Virus.  You would then transform into a Werewolf on the next full Moon. This is tons better than turning into a mindless cannibal composed of rotting flesh.

So if by some fluke you were simultaneously attacked by all three titans of terror, you would only become a Werewolf! Of course one would assume the vampire wouldn’t want the competition, and would proceed to eradicate the werewolf, and zombie. He or she might have to exert extra effort to take down the vampire depending on how long they lived, and what generation they are from. These factors determine a vampire’s strength. If the vampire had intentions to bring you across into the dark eternal shadows then the introduction of the vampire virus into your body would easily destroy the werewolf, and zombie virus. You would then become an immortal being who preys on humans for blood!

Why Are Humans So Weak In Comparison To Animals & Supernaturals?

Early Human WarriorsHumans are paranormally classified as Animal-God Hybrids.  Animal coming first since our bodies are biological.  Then God for our unique intelligent consciousness that is connected to our higher dimensional souls existing outside this space-time dimension.  A consciousness that has built a civilization that dominates the Earth above all other species.  However when placed in the wilds without the use of any of our marvelous inventions we don’t fare too well against other predators nor nature in general. As Animal-God Hybrids we seem to neither have the ferocious strength, speed, agility, and enhanced senses of many animals nor the supernatural powers of the Gods.  In a way we have the worst of both worlds it seems. It’s almost a joke of nature to have our complex consciousness bottle up in inferior animal bodies!

Some have conjectured we’re so different from the other animals due to having direct extraterrestrial origins.  That’s simply not the case.  However the origin of life on this planet could have resulted from Panspermia, or seeding of the planet by extraterrestrials, comets, or meteors.  The reason why we can only withstand a limited variety of food, require shelter, heating, clothes, medicine, etc. is due to our awkward stage in the evolutionary process.  In essence we’re in the early teenage years of our evolution.  Not quite animal anymore yet far away from being Gods which would be considered the adult stage.  In our infancy we were powerful ape like beings who were driven by instincts to survive in the unforgiving wilds.  We as early humans were able to stand up to horrifying beasts, the elements, and everything Mother Nature threw at us.  Unfortunately as our minds developed toward Godhood, and civilization took root, our oneness with nature began to fade away.  We came to rely on our tools, weapons, and other inventions to make life easier in order to make more room for the self-perceived pleasures in our existence along with creative leisure pursuits.

With the advent of civilization, and the ever increasing ease of life, our bodies grew weaker over generations from lack of it’s full potential use as seen in wild animals.  A potential only seen in some when they surpass what was once thought to be the limit of human physicality. Often in the world of athletics, and also in the secret world of Supernatural Hunters.  In the early days of our ascension toward Godhood it was more often the hormone driven animal side that ruled our lives. Now it’s our intellectual side in constant conflict with that animal side! This is the origin of a plethora of psychological diseases!

With each passing decade we see ever increasing acts of mind over matter despite our bodies now being a mere shadow of those early in our species. Every century we witness more people developing psychokinetic powers that lie latent in our junk DNA.  A physical product of our true metaphysical nature. Although only a small percentage of the populace wields such powers to a level that would make them superhuman in nature.  The first of these people to begin the next stage in our evolution were those with psychic abilities. Naturally this world of superhumans hides in the shadows secretly fighting the forces darkness for fear of being locked away in a government facility, or worse!

The current epidemic of obesity, and diseases caused by sedentary lifestyles, junk food, and even chemical pollutionAkward Human Evolution will continue to rise. Especially as the corrupt criminal regimes of the world dive us further into dystopia during these tumultuous teenage years of our physical, mental, and societal development.  This is the most dangerous time during any species intelligent evolution.  A nail biting window of time where self-destruction is most likely as we race to spread our species into space in order to avert any natural extinction such as by the hand of a massive meteor or comet. Or even extraterrestrial invasion! However it’s more likely a global pandemic, or nuclear apocalypse will cause our species to meet it’s maker.

Humankind’s Future As Superhero Gods
Super-Human-HeroesHumans need to get past their evolutionary growing pains by wiping out the criminal plutocratic elites who divide humankind, and hold us down. We need to create a truly free form of government by the people, and eliminate our traditional concepts of economies, and money. We must work toward our common betterment rather than individual selfish profits, and luxuries. Once that happens an era of enlightenment will lead us to the ultimate utopia of peace, and happiness!  A renaissance of Godhood where we begin to tap into our latent junk DNA, and the untapped powers of our God like minds filtered through the illusion of our biological brains.  This coupled with future genetic engineering, bio-mechanical enhancements, and other technologies will bring our weak bodies not only back to the power we had as animals but surpassing it to superhuman levels, and beyond!  A day will come at the end of our evolutionary biological cycle where we will have superior physical prowess even in comparison to a Lion along with a complete array of super powers.  Powers that will finally place us at the top of the planetary based supernatural food chain.  No longer will vampires, werewolves, zombies or any paranormal beings tied to this Earth be a threat.  We will hunt them rather than they hunting us!  Although I suppose those pesky practitioners of dark magic will still continue to be an issue. However there will also be a day when every human will know how to tap into marvelous magics as well!

Soon after achieving the apex of our biological existence we will begin to transform into beings of pure energy who can traverse space, time, parallel Universes, and the higher dimensions as well.  This will be the early adulthood phase of the human species evolution to metaphysical energy entities, and ultimate non-corporeal Godhood.  We will most likely be joined in our ascension by other extraterrestrial species from across our Universe as we all make room for a new batch of animals to evolve into Gods.  We will then move into the realm of being equal, and eventually surpassing the powers of higher dimensional beings such as the Earthly Gods(Celtic, Greek, Roman, etc.), and of course the dreaded Demon threat that has loomed over us for countless centuries.

The final destination of our evolution will take us even past Archangels as we ascend to Godhood-Ascensionvarious stages of Godhood that include us creating our own Universes, and sentient beings arising from our own evolutionary processes of intelligent design.  It’s thought that possibly our growth will continue into our golden years of evolution in which we become Omniverse Gods, and eventually become one with the Macroverse God, aka the infinite mind that is everything that exists! This will allow us to assimilate every experience, and emotion that was ever felt by a living being in every Universe, Multiverse, Omniverse, and beyond!  Although if reality is infinite then our evolutionary growth will never end!

Can Mermaids Mate And Have Kids?

Mermaid Beach LoveThey can’t have sex or reproduce in Mermaid form due to having no genitals. In the days before the impending doom of the lost continent of Atlantis the Wizard Mermis prepared his survival plan for its citizens. A mystical transformation into Mermaids, and Mermen so they could go on living in the seas forever! Mermis saw that the quest for sex, and it’s continued obsession, stood in the way of societal advancement. So he purposely decided the new race would have no genitals. That is except for brief times as humans when procreation was necessary to carry on the supernatural species.

Only at the stroke of Midnight during a Full Moon may they come ashore to mate. They become indistinguishable from humans beneath the waste while basking in the lunar light. People happening upon couples making love on the beach under a full moon may have in fact witnessed mermaids mating. The phrase for mermaid sex is “Alcyone Ceyx” or sometimes just Ceyx. Alcyone is the Greek Demi-Goddess of the sea, and moon. Ceyx is her husband. It is a sacred ceremony generally only partaken of twice in a Mercouples life. Each mating is meant to give one baby of each gender to keep the populace at 50% male, and 50% female. A conception always takes place but the pregnancy is virtually imperceptible to the eye, and could last anywhere from one month to over a year.

Unfortunately a mermaid baby can only be born under the light of a true blue moon! This is why there are so few mermaids. It must be the next blue moon so love making under a blue moon doesn’t create an instant birth. On the night of the full blue moon a mermaid will come ashore near the water’s edge. This is only on an area where the moon is actually blue hued due to various mystical forces. The Mother, Father, Siblings, Grandparents, and a birthing witch doctor come ashore on a secluded beach at the Witching Hour.  There the Birthing Ceremony takes place as all are in human form. Although most family members, and friends remain in merform at the waters edge. A canal is dug in the sand from the mother to the water. The baby is born into the sandy canal sliding down into the water where it quick takes Merbaby form in the designated Godparents arms. The parents, and the rest of the birthing party then enter the water to take possession of the child.

Legend has it that a newborn mermaid baby stolen away, and bathed in fresh water within 24 hours will permanently become a Mermaid Shapeshifter. In essence a superhuman who can change into Mermaid form at will regardless of salt water immersion. There is only one sparse record of such a being in the secret supernatural record. Apparently back in the late 1500’s Spanish Conquistadors kidnapped a Merbaby in Mexico. It’s unknown if this special person still exists today.

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