What Role Have US Presidents Played In The Supernatural World?

Most governments back to the dawn of human civilization have been aware of the perplexing paranormal world. Mostly they’ve worked to keep its secrets from the general populace for their own benefit and to prevent panic. However, the further back in history you go the more people who knew about the supernatural and even directly participated in it! All US President’s have been briefed on the state of supernatural affairs on Earth in their particular era. Most modern Presidents had no idea so much of the paranormal was real while earlier Presidents, including the Founding Fathers, knew full well the world was a far more dangerous place than it appeared to be!

President George Washington Takes Down Monsters With His Trusty Hatchet

Our first President George Washington wasn’t just chopping down cherry trees with his hallowed hatched. Even as a child this magnificent bastard was taking down vampires, werewolves and even random zombies in the woods and fields of Virginia where he grew up. Most prolifically he dealt with vampires preying on wounded soldiers in the Revolutionary War. It is even said in the secret supernatural record that General Washington personally decapitated a Ghoul who was cannibalizing fallen troops! While in office he tasked various troops to look into the supernatural scourge. They were ordered to keep their activities secret and report directly to him.

The Wicked Witch That Nearly Destroyed The United States

Earlier in his life, he nearly fell prey to a wayward witch! Before he met his future wife Martha a beguiling witch began a romance with him. Her intent was to marry him and become the First Lady. The witches mission was to plant subtle seeds that would destroy the USA before it could ever turn into a superpower. She had to be careful not to tip off time enforcement from the future because she was, in fact, a time traveler! Ultimately her witchcraft caught the attention of Witch Slayers who dispatched her and saved Washington along with the United States! It’s not known if she was working on her own or was apart of a magical temporal conspiracy.

The Witch Defense League

The Witch Slayers who saved Washington were members of a private group called The Witch Defense League (WDL). They had their roots going all the way back to the Salem Witch Trials of the late 1600s. The organization was made Quasi-Federal by George Washington in 1791 to keep it off the official books. Very few in the Executive Branch nor Congress knew of its existence. They reported directly to Washington and his successors. Although President John Adams thought it was all a bunch of bull! The Witch Hunters League was the first precursor to today’s supernatural government juggernaut known as The US Paranormal Defense Agency. The US PDA was created from several other secret agencies in 1977 by President Jimmy Carter. Carter himself was obsessed with the supernatural ever since his past encounter with extraterrestrials!

President Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

Honest Abraham Lincoln, 16th President Of The United States Of America, was the most prolific supernatural slayer of all the Presidents!  First, and foremost he was a genuine vampire slayer.  In fact, the novel, and motion picture “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter” is based on a true story.  Like Washington, he stumbled upon malevolent monsters as a child in the wild. In this case, the backwoods of Kentucky and Illinois. Lincoln bravely eliminated werewolves, wendigos, ghouls, and even a horde of zombies. It’s said he saved Kentucky from being overrun by vampires. To this day the State still has a relatively low vampire populace. Rumors of a love affair with a fairy and Lincoln possessing some level of Sasquatch DNA have yet to be confirmed.

The Ghost Of Abe Lincoln

During his tenure as President, he began greatly expanded the various secret supernatural agencies already in place. Unfortunately, he was greatly distracted by the Civil War so many of his paranormal projects were placed on the back burner and some never saw the light of day after his tragic assassination. Abraham Lincoln ended up being a perpetual ghost tied to the White House. Specifically the Lincoln Bedroom. Efforts by Ghost Busters to free him have failed. It is unknown what ties him there for sure. Many used to think he was simply trying to finish out his Presidential term in a confused ghostly state. Now some speculate a powerful Confederate Curse coupled with Lincolns own guilt over blood spilled in the Civil War have trapped him on Earth! New shreds of evidence indicate the bullet that killed Lincoln may have been cursed by a Gypsy hired by John Wilkes Booth!

The Current Status Of Deceased US Presidents

Top flight psychics, seers, and mystics sense that George Washington and other Presidents ascended to Heaven upon death. However, outside of time they instantly saw the entire history of the United States and were shocked by its descent into darkness! These Presidential Ghosts often return on various national holidays like Presidents Day. They also meet with the living spirits of the United States known as Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty.

On future national holidays such as Presidents Day and Independence Day, we’ll add more information about the involvement of our Presidents in the paranormal world.

Are The X-Men Real?

Are X-Men Mutants Based On A True Story?
To an extent the X-Men comics and movies are real.  Not necessarily the specific characters, storylines, or the description of their reality but rather the fact that superhumans do exist. With each passing decade the number of humans beings born with minor, or full on psychokinetic, telepathic, and other superhuman abilities is steadily increasing.  Those with psychic powers who can control their surroundings, or manifest forms of matter, and energy from their bodies or thin air!  Then we have others with enhanced strength, speed, agility, intelligence, and senses.  This is merely the natural course of how sapient species evolve on plants across our paranormal Universe.

When biological species evolve to a certain point of self-aware intelligence they generate a soul that is simultaneously born in countless higher dimensions outside of time-space.  At some point, there is a God like ascension to prodigious power in those unimaginable dynamic dimensions.  Our various dimensional incarnations are linked to each other metaphysically which is evidenced by Junk DNA that more or less contains latent super abilities in most humans. However, to some degree, mostly too minuscule to notice, every human has an array of superpowers.  The most common is mind over matter as witnessed by the Placebo Effect along with various fabulous feats publically performed by entertaining individuals.

The ever advanced evolution of a sentient species pushes them ever closer to ascension into higher dimensional Godhood as a society outside the normal individual ascension via simple death. The body and brain begin to assimilate the Junk DNA as normal DNA thereby slowly but surely activating various superpowers in each successive generation.  As we speak now there is a silent minority of superheroes, and supervillains who fight a secret battle in the shadows against each other, versus the supernatural forces of darkness, and humans who oppose them as well. Secrecy is essential in order to prevent public panic, and the ensuing witch hunt followed by capture, experimentation, and even potential extermination by close-minded frightened individuals.  Certainly, secret black ops divisions of various governments, such as the US Paranormal Defense Agency, are aware of the existence of these X-Men Mutants. Although they’re of course not called that. Generally, they’re referred to as Superhuman or identified by their particular power.  These heroes and villains are sought after by the government who wish to understand and harness their awesome powers.  At the end of the day, it’s inevitable that humanity’s future will see everyone with a scientifically measurable degree of enhanced abilities in about 10,000 years or so based on current estimates.

Is Magneto, Professor X, And Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Real?
There are currently no central superheroes or villains who rally the forces of superhuman, good, and evil.  There are supernatural beings other than human who fill such roles but strictly in the superhuman arena our world isn’t like the X-Men in that respect.  Many operate independently or join up with various small gangs mainly for the purposes of amassing money, and power.  It’s not that uncommon for powers to give people delusions of grandeur, and superiority which prompt them to join paranormal or human criminal organizations to elevate their status in life.  There is all manner of secret supernatural and magic schools around the world that will train those with superpowers in order to hone their skills so that they may join the battle against the forces of evil.  The McTavish International Academy Of Magical Sciences is the largest and most prestigious institution that covers virtually all things metaphysically marvelous!

Plausibly the closest thing to Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters is the Tanzania Psychokinetic College. It’s the top learning institution on Earth specializing in Psychokinetic powers of the mind. The vast underground complex is said to be hidden in the Tanzanian jungle near a large lake for those with water manipulation powers.  Students usually practice their powers inside the concrete, and steel facility but also in the open jungle as well.  Any student with pyrokinetic powers (fire manipulation) is usually shadowed by one with Cryokinetic (Ice Manipulation), or Hydrokinetic abilities to prevent large-scale jungle fires.  However, it’s rumored a witch is on staff to provide protection spells to prevent damage to nature, and other students just learning to harness their potentially horrifying powers!

On Mystic Investigations own supernatural crime-fighting team we have a telekinetic psychic named Julia Hathaway.  Our resident witch Rebecca Abernathy has hydrokinesis, Faunapathy, and other abilities based in her Mermaid genes.  She also has witch DNA that gives her a natural ability to command magic and utilize her active witchcraft power known as the Mystic Sphere. Drake Alexander is a powerful 5th generation vampire while Zack Powers has advanced bionic abilities based superhuman enhancements.  Our Cryptozoologist Doctor Ashley Abercrombie has minor abilities based on the fact that she’s a half zombie!  I myself as Mystic Investigations President have displayed some superhuman tendencies in tense situations but no definitive source of that has been sighted. It could simply be good old-fashioned mind over matter!

With all this being said everything eventually exists in the vast array of Parallel Universes in our greater Multiverse. The X-Men Mutant Universe is no different. A handful of the planets top psychics, seers, mystics, and those who have the ability to see into other realities say that the world of the X-Men comics and movies actually exist in a Universe far far away! | Watch All The X-Men Movies Online!| Learn About The Superhero Patriot Woman!

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What’s The Supernatural Witness Protection Program?


In the human world, there are Witness Protection Programs around the globe, including the famous US Version, meant to shield criminal informants from harm. Those who wish to testify against nefarious individuals and organizations without worry of being killed. This protection also extends to their family so they can’t be used as blackmail leverage to prevent informing the government of criminal enterprises. Witness Protection often involves moving to a far away location with a completely new identity created for all concerned. Sometimes they may employ rudimentary disguises like adding glasses, facial hair, or altering hairstyle and coloring.

In the secret supernatural world, there are similar private programs since there is no central paranormal government. The closest thing is Santa Claus’s North Pole City Witness Protection. More or less one seeks aid from a secret supernatural haven, paranormal organizations, or even magic schools around the world. They give said organization data on the forces of darkness they were once apart of or bear witness to a crime of a supernatural sort. The paranormal professionals or practitioner of magic then takes action to dissolve the criminal conspiracy with extreme prejudice! Depending on the situation they may provide temporary refuge in a safe house or the building that houses their paranormal crime-fighting group. Mystic Investigations has a secluded safe house and living facilities hidden at our headquarters.

If the entire criminal syndicate can’t be extinguished then a new identity is created via government contacts who know about the reality of the paranormal community. If such contacts aren’t available or can’t be trusted then new identities can be created for witnesses. This can be done via computer generated ID in combination with hacking government databases to plant the proper data. Top flight witches, wizards, and sorcerers can create ID forgeries that are spelled to always be seen as real even when checked out in various databases. The lower level supernatural groups may simply use forged ID’s that run the risk of being pegged as fakes! If there is an extra special danger then a Practitioner Of Magic may induce a Glamouring Spell to change the person’s entire appearance! Even to the point of being cloaked from other magicians and psychics as well.

With all this being said there is a witness protection program within the US Paranormal Defense Agency but it is unrelated to the real world version and there is a nasty habit of people disappearing permanently in a bad way! Once they get the intel they want they could really care less what happens to the informant! That is unless they have some paranormal power that can be utilized by the government. We don’t often recommend having contact with the US PDA as they are an off the books black ops organization that tends to follow their own savage laws! If you’ve witnessed a supernatural crime or have information related to denizens of darkness then contact Mystic Investigations or your nearest paranormal professional to begin the process of shutting down their illegal affairs!