Xavier Remington

About Xavier Remington

I'm the Founder, and President of Mystic Investigations. Big time paranormal investigator and hunter of evil supernatural entities.

Is There A Cartoon Universe?

SimpsonsEvery TV show, movie, and book exists as reality in a parallel Universe whether by natural chance, creation by a God, or via the God like powers of the human collective consciousness.  The sheer belief of the self-aware masses manifesting a new reality out of phase with our own.  In the case of cartoons they may exist to an extent in other Universes similar to our own, or realities with varying laws of physics that allow for real cartoon existence. Places where everything literally looks like cartoon drawings,and life is just as wacky with a complete lack of logic!  In some cases cartoon beings are unknowingly 2-D energy entities made of photonic light. Flat holograms existing in a world that appears 3-D to them.  In some cases they may very well be 3-D holograms. It’s even plausible we are holograms ourselves within a simulation tricking us into thinking we’re biological beings.

Most of the time cartoon realities with sapient beings exist within advanced computer simulations. Top flight psychics, seers, and mystics have sensed such sentient cartoon simulations in our future, on alien worlds, and in high tech civilizations within parallel Universes.  They’ve also vaguely sensed actually Universes where cartoons are real. So yes indeed cartoon characters, such as Homer Simpson, are in fact real animated people somewhere in our vast infinite Macroverse where everything is possible! In fact we ourselves exist as cartoons in those worlds since it’s just another mathematical probability to play out in the hands of the Gods.

There are also Bitmoji worlds where the skies are always sunny, and rainbow ridden.  Realities where we exist as generally happy people who speak in goofy short slang phrases. Only clouds, and rain bring angst amid the Emoji animals who frolic about with glee!

The Secret Supernatural Safe Word To Exit Life

Does Free Will Allow Humans To Cancel Their Lives In Lieu Of Death?
Safe Word Of LifeAre there times in life you wish you could say, “Computer End Program!“, and just exit as they did on the virtual reality Holodeck in Star Trek: The Next Generation? It turns out human free will allows everyone to have a secret safeword to escape life without suicide! Enchanted evidence indicates there’s a mystical safe word that will prompt your Guardian Angel to instantly whisk you away to Heaven!😇 Since you chose to be here…yes I know from this perspective it’s hard to believe…you can return home again before death. Home being beyond this physical plain of reality where you first decided to download your soul into your biological body in this particular Parallel Universe. Indeed you’ve existed in the higher dimensions above long before you ever existed in any physical realm!

Your pre-birth higher dimensional self installed a safe word in your subconscious before you embarked on your physical journey from the metaphysical beyond . This is a humane measure to insure an escape if things get too hellish to handle. The wondrous word is in Enochian Angel Language, and legend has it you will utter it instinctively at the exact moment you can’t take this life anymore! However you only need to think of it just in case you can’t speak. Once it pops in your head the reality around you will spiral away into a white light, and you will instantly find yourself in the lowest level of Heaven back where you started from before birth. This unique rescue from life is orchestrated by your Guardian Angel who is actually an incarnation of yourself in a certain level of Heaven.

This is technically not considered death, and your entire physical body disappears. Most likely under the assumption that you may decide to return to Earth at a safer time and/or location to finish off the rest of your life. It’s unknown where the physical body is supernaturally stored while your spirit consciousness is in Heaven. However if one chooses to cancel the rest of their life permanently it’s said the physical body simply dissipates into enchanted ethers. If one does return then the body returns in it’s original condition. In other words no miraculous healing of injuries, or anti-aging will occur. Under the Supernatural Secrecy Pact people can’t be allowed to see you disappear into thin air. So if others are in vicinity a Philosophical Zombie will temporarily take your place. This P-Zombie will look, and act exactly as you would to various environmental interactions. It’s made in the image of your body, and mind yet has no consciousness of its own. Once nobody is around the Philosophical Zombie body will wither away into extremely fine dust not easily seen by the human eye. It’s rumored this rare dust can be used in a potion, and accompanying spell, that allows one to briefly escape to a higher dimension at will!

It’s said that at least 25% of people who have disappeared without body recovery did in fact use their safeword, and were not kidnapped.  Naturally this is not a nice thing for their family, and friends to experience. Thankfully they are generally quite understanding that it was a last ditch effort to avoid unimaginable torture in various forms. In the end you, and everyone you know, has used their safe word in one parallel Universe or another.  So now you can rest assured that you will never have to face situations greater than you can bear upon this Earth of many hellish hardships!

Is The Time Travel Romance Somewhere In Time Real?

The Love Powered Soul Mate Method Of Time Travel

Somewhere In TimeThe 1980 motion picture Somewhere In Time Starring Christopher Reeve, and Jane Seymour is a time travel romance in which Richard Collier (Played By Reeve) literally wills himself back in time to meet Elise McKenna (Played By Seymour).  The love story begins with Collier spotting a photo of McKenna from 1912 in a hotel museum. It’s love at first sight, and he eventually realizes she was the mysterious old woman who gave him a pocket watch eight years earlier.  She asked him to return to her before walking away never to be seen again.  Unfortunately she had died before he could speak to her.  In her belongings was a book about time travel written by a professor who he visits for advice.  Advice that leads him to attempt travel through time via self-hypnosis by tricking the human mind into thinking it’s in another time frame.  The Professor claims he briefly traveled to 1571 through sheer will.  Read The Rest Of The Story On Our Time Travel Blog…