Xavier Remington

About Xavier Remington

I'm the Founder, and President of Mystic Investigations. Big time paranormal investigator and hunter of evil supernatural entities.

Is It True At Least One Zombie Is Always Lurking Nearby?

Before you fall into a sweet secure slumber always post a wary eye toward your bedroom window. As the three branches project hypnotic shadows on your walls and ceiling, remember that virtually every community on Earth has at least one Zombie prowling the nefarious night! This is a supernatural statistic formulated by top-flight Zombification professionals. Once the Zombie Virus was released many centuries ago there was no way to put the living dead back in their graves! Despite the best efforts of Zombie Hunters around the world, there’s always one that slips past!🧟‍♂️

Thankfully, most of these lone Walking Dead don’t tend to come into contact with anyone. They’re often lost in forests, deserts, and other rural areas. Some even fall into bodies of water and bob about acting as fish and gator bait. Usually, these zombies are too weak to even catch a small animal. They eventually go dormant as they stand or lie still blending into the landscape unseen. If they manage to venture into urban areas it’s not too uncommon for rats and other vermin swarms to eat them to the point of not being a threat anymore. There is a slim chance of creating animal zombies if the right viral strain happens to be present. The greatest chance of human-zombie to animal transmission is if the animal in question has rabies.

At this moment there could be one zombie within mere miles of your current position. It will stay in the dark shadows during daylight but nighttime could see them on the move sniffing the air for the living! Hopefully, it is dormant and remains so as it rots to the point of not being mobile within 3 years or so. However, if some poor animal or human gets close enough for it to take a bite then it will reanimate. The more live flesh it partakes of, the more powerful it will become, and the longer it will last. The odds of creating new zombies exponentially increase! If you spot a staggering individual with rotting skin crossing the moonlight in front of your bedroom window don’t hesitate to call the nearest Zombie Slayer for assistance!🧟‍♀️

Do Vampires Sleep?

Yes, Vampires do indeed sleep among us! And no they don’t sleep in coffins. No self-respecting vampire would be caught in a casket! Although the infamous Dracula has been known to lie in a casket for theatrical purposes when playing his mind games with humans. Vampires enter supernatural slumber for mostly different reasons than you do.  Humans sleep because they grow tired, and weaker until they succumb to a loss of consciousness. Human sleep is needed for cell regeneration, energy restoration, and mental recharging.  When deprived of sleep for a long enough time humans will turn into monstrous creatures!🧛‍♂️

The Minimal Need For Vampire Slumber

Vampires, on the other hand, do not get tired by merely never sleeping.  Although they may tire if engaged in challenging combat.  Even then they will bounce back quickly without slinking into slumber. If substantially injured they may sleep but this is often due to a temporary inability to function properly.  Such as missing limbs or huge chunks of their body being destroyed. Sleep doesn’t seem to have any positive or negative effect on the physical living dead processes of a vampire. This isn’t surprising since as a general rule immortal beings don’t require sleep in the same way mortal humans do.

The Dreams Of A Vampire

Cryptozoologists have noted that vampires can go crazy without sleep so a certain amount of dormancy is required to maintain their mental and perhaps even emotional state. It’s estimated that they probably only need a few hours of sleep each day but some sleep quite a bit more than that. This stems from the fact that sometimes there’s not much to do when confined indoors all day long in order to avoid the deadly scorching rays of the holy sun. Once asleep they have amazingly real vivid dreams that far surpass anything the average human experiences.  Most of their dazzling dreams are lucid and they have complete control to live out various fantasies. Vampires also enter a higher state of consciousness that accesses the vampire collective consciousness.🧛‍♀️

The Psychic Vampire Network

There they may psychically communicate, and interact with vampires from around the world within their dream realm.  Particularly ones they know and especially those they are related to through the master sire who brought them across into the dark eternal shadows. This is how vampires located each other before the day of global telecommunications. Often they partake of murderous blood thirsty dream scenarios together. Virtual atrocities they’d never get away with in our modern world without mass exposure. Since vampires have some degree of telepathic powers, they sometimes enter the dreams of human prey they’ve been stalking.  Either to torment them or hypnotically seduce them in advance of revealing themselves to their victim in real life.

Vampire Vulnerably While Sleeping

While sleeping vampires can be quite vulnerable when entering a deep dream state. They can be unaware of Vampire Slayer’s or demon possession. Such demon possession is rare and must be done with the permission of the demon who fathered any given line of vampires. Generally, it is that line originating demon who possesses the vampire for the purposes of fulfilling a mission in our physical world rather than looking to corrupt human souls. Since sleep vulnerability varies depending on vampire age and power, we recommend not attempting to take down a vampire just because he or she is asleep.  Well unless you bathe the room in sunlight or dump a bucket of blessed garlic oil on them while quickly throwing a holy flame lit stake into their dark heart!😴

The Patriot Woman Urban Legend


Out of the tragedy of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks on September 11th, 2001 came a glimmer of superhero hope! Of course, we know of the various special people who develop powers from gamma radiation such as the notorious Hulks. The Japanese Fukushima Disaster created an unprecedented amount of Incredible Hulks that required the government to set forth great effort to cover it up and suppress media coverage.  Most humans develop cancer from radiation but some with the right paranormal genetics develop psychokinetic powers. To a lesser extent various carcinogens and toxic material that aren’t necessarily radioactive can activate latent powers hidden within our junk DNA.

The One In A Billion Superpower Jackpot!

After the destruction of the World Trade Center, a toxic dust cloud blanketed New York City with perilous particulate. The ruble of the Twin Towers continued to burn perplexing pollutants into the air for months afterward. There were numerous cases of various illnesses and cancer from those near ground zero of the dastardly disaster.  This was especially true when it came to First Responders and heroes who selflessly risked their own lives to save others. In the case of one lucky woman, breathing in the potentially deadly debris netted her some totally titanic powers!

Patriot Woman Is Born From Ashes Of Destructive Despair

We don’t know her real name due to her secretive nature. We only know that she calls herself Patriot Woman in honor of September 11th Patriot Day. Humans with powers and sapient supernatural creatures generally strive to keep a low profile. Naturally, they want to avoid being the subject of capture and experimentation by the government, or private rogue organizations. Those who are aware of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact are also quite vigilant to avoid mass public exposure of their abilities for fear of incurring the higher dimensional consequences of their actions. If they aren’t aware it’s not uncommon for someone in the paranormal community to pay them a visit!

On September 11th, 2001 Patriot Woman was actually a wheelchair bound 82 year old born in 1919.  She had bravely served as a nurse in the European battles of World War II against Hitler’s Germany.  Unfortunately, some stray bullets of cowardice paralyzed her from the waist down while she attempted to single-handedly save a soldiers life.  She was never able to walk again until 2001. Read The Rest Of This Urban Legend On Our Halloween Blog…