The Sinister Santa Badger

The Sinister Santa Badger, a known associate of the diabolical Anti-Claus, will pay you a nasty visit if you’re naughty this Christmas season. This sapient Badger was said to be a former human cursed into Badgerhood by a dark witch he had dated, and then had a bad break up with.  He often poses as a deceased stuffed badger. Then when an unsuspecting victim inspects the supposed dead badger they are promptly mauled with razor sharp teeth as the talking terror laughs maniacally with glorious glee! If you spot the Santa Badger don’t attempt to apprehend him yourself. Call a seasoned supernatural hunter, or other paranormal professional.

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