Why because I’m The April Fool, and I’ve taken over this entire site! I will make fools out of everyone at Mystic Investigations, and everyone else I choose to embarrass! See the past alerts the mystic fools have posted about me! Also enjoy how I trashed the homepage of this smelly site! Happy April Fools Day Losers! My Message To The Mystic Morons: http://mysticinvestigations.com/april-fool.wav
I’ve taken over that big blowhard Xavier Remington’s account! HA HA HE HE what a loser! I just spray painted his precious Lamborghini with my beautiful signature! 🙂
One day, I will become a supernatural trickster like you only I do much more than bringing down the high and mighty and taking iver just this website! Oh yes I will become the King of Games. I just need to have either Essekinesis or Author Authority! Once I grant myself the necessary powers, appearence and personality (especially sense of humor, intelligence & wisdom) through writing or altering reality, You are going down!
Although you have style and flair in your mischievous ways. I can never top you, April Fool. Please teach me your ways of life.