Xavier Remington
The Full Moon of October always manages to be ruled over by the forces of demonic darkness. That is why those of us in the supernatural community call it the Blood Moon. However the mainstream media often refers to it as the Hunter’s Moon. The blasphemous Blood Moon dramatically increases paranormal activity among the denizens of darkness! Even worse is the metaphysical magnification of a Sanguine Supermoon! The only positive note is the fact that the...
Paranormal Activity Forecasts
The Harvest Moon of September is sometimes called the Pumpkin Moon due to the almost orange hue it may have. This large low lying Moon is Mother Nature’s gift to farmers as they go about the titanic task of harvesting their final crops of the Summer season. The extra bright Moon allow for nocturnal agricultural activities during the several nights of it’s apparent fullness to the human eye. Unfortunately large Moons give us increased metaphysical lunar energies which...
A mad scientist, named Lars Alsvik, has stolen various GMO fish parts from labs across the country. These genetically modified fish are already considered dreaded notorious Frankenfish! However the mad scientist Lars has stitched the various parts together and reanimated the new fishy corpses to create a blasphemous breed of darn deadly Frankenfish that lusts for human flesh first and foremost, but will viciously rip apart any living thing with grand glee! Lars has recently maliciously released his...