Xavier Remington
For most people, Thanksgiving brings about visions of titanic turkey meals while watching televised sporting events with family. Others remember the historical first Thanksgiving in 1621 between Pilgrims and Native Americans. The breaking of bread in unity as they reaped the rewards of a healthy harvest. What few know is that fateful dinner at Plymouth Colony spawned the oldest American secret supernatural society still in existence. A society so secret that Mystic Investigations and a great...
Month: November 2024
The most diabolical days of drunkenness include New Years Eve, Saint Patricks Day, and Blackout Wednesday(Drinksgiving), aka Thanksgiving Eve. These are the paramount party times of idiotic inebriation that often take place at various social sustenance centers. When the partys over the despicable drunk drivers race onto the roadway to initiate injury and drive the innocent to death! Some of these fools filling up on fermented fluids will face the frightening consequences of their asinine actions!...
The fabled Omniharpsihorn is said to be the only mystical musical instrument created directly by the hand of the holy Omniverse God himself! It was crafted during that brief time he took physical form in the ancient, advanced civilization of Eden over 144,000 years ago. The creation was purely creative, with no purpose other than to play in a band just once. Nobody had a clue that random guy was God during the week he was...