What Is The Adirondack Abomination?

Amid the breathtaking beauty of Upstate New York’s Adirondack Mountains, a sinister supernatural scourge lurks among the dark wooded shadows! Within those woods, a wayward genetic experiment took place in a top secret government lab under the misguided supervision of the Paranormal Defense Agency. The mad scientific melding of Sasquatch (Bigfoot), Abominable Snowman (Yeti), and Demi-Demon DNA into a malevolent mix. The result is a terrifyingly unique monster that was so powerful it destroyed the lab and escaped several years ago! Now the Blasphemous Beast, dubbed the Adirondack Abomination, spends his time devouring tourists flesh, bones, and all! Naturally, the government has craftily covered up the missing campers and hikers attributed to the Abomination.

The calamitous creature is described as appearing somewhat like an extremely furry gorilla with large razor sharp teeth. It’s at least 10 feet tall and weighs over a ton! Its unholy roar bellowing through the countryside is said to be one of the few things that actually scares the hell out of Bigfoot and the Yeti! It can move at lightning speed to take down prey within seconds! It’s thought the Demi-Demon within fuels the urge to primarily consume human meat! Thankfully once it gorges on humans it hibernates for at least a month digesting the remains that include the entire skeleton!

Its speed and ability to blend into its environment are what makes the Abomination so elusive for paranormal professionals to kill or capture! This includes the gradual seasonal color change of its fur from dark brown in the summer to dull white in the winter. Interestingly enough the hairy horror is spotted the most during the Autumn season for reasons unknown. Possibly the colorful foliage blowing majestically in the wind mesmerizes it. If you spot the Adirondack Abomination don’t even bother trying to contact anyone as you are most likely already dead! Make peace with your life and pray to your God for a quick death!

The Frightening Forked Lake Lusus Naturae

Frightening Forked LakeForked Lake is a large picturesque body of water located in the Adirondack Park within the State of New York. As with many large bodies of water there are always at least a scattering of odd supernatural sightings, and paranormal phenomenon.  With each passing year there have been more reports of the Forked Lake Monster, aka Forked Lake Lusus Naturae, as the locals call it.  The creature is said to be at least 12-15 feet in length with a unique greenish-black coloring.  At night it’s eyes are believed to glow an ominous orange.  Witnesses describe the blasphemous behemoth as resembling a cross between a giant squid, and a killer whale with two Narwhal like horns on the top of it’s head.

The Forked Lake Lusus Naturae is notorious for capsizing boats, and scaring local tourists.  Especially when it scoops swimmers down into the murky depths before catapulting them back to the surface while letting out a hyena like laugh.  It’s almost as if it’s sentient, and toying with people for kicks.  So far it hasn’t seriously injured or killed anyone. However some blame the monstrosity for missing persons in the area.  Cryptid Researchers are relatively sure the Forked Lake Monster is a vegetarian that subsists off plants growing on the lake bed, and along the shores.  Various sulfurous gasses bubbling to the waters surface every so often are suspected to be the monsters doing.  This wouldn’t be that out of the ordinary for any herbivore.

The origins of the Forked Lake Monstrosity are rumored to lie at a now abandoned secret Adirondack Mountains magical experimentation facility run by dark wizard masters. Possibly Level 9 or greater!  The first sightings coincide with the forced closing of the facility in the late 1990’s by paranormal crime fighters. These despicable masters of maligned magic were looking for ways to magically combine, and enhance animal species to create the perfect supernatural being to be utilized in a mystical army.  A deadly attack beast that would follow telepathic commands at will.  There was even whisperings of human brains being used in the dark enchanted experiments.  It’s plausible the Forked Lake Lusus Naturae was an innocent human whose brain was transplanted into a horrifying hybrid body via supernatural surgery!  Now trapped as a monster all they have to live for is tormenting people! Yet they retain enough of their humanity so as not to cause too much harm.  Various Practitioners Of Magic, and Cryptozoologists have said they could work together to transplant the human brain back into a male or female human form.  If you spot the Forked Lake Fright then contact Mystic Investigations or the Adirondack Mountain Monster Society ASAP so we can help it, and remove any future potential threat it might possess!