How Do You Repel A Zombie?

Zombie Protection Herbs

We’ve heard about a plethora of ways to repel vampires and werewolves. These include various herbs such as garlic, vervain, and wolfsbane. However, we’ve never heard anything about how to keep Zombies away. Naturally, since zombies are non-demonic religious artifacts have no effect on them, unlike the aforementioned vampires & werewolves. Like most metaphysical menaces Mother Nature provides a defense for humans to balance the supernatural scales. After extensive research, we are proud to present our findings that will finally protect you, and your family against the rotting corpses of the Walking Dead.  Not surprisingly both protective plants have a noxious stink just as zombies themselves smell like living hell itself!  Zombies use their sense of smell to tell the difference between tasty humans, and their animated corpse brothers since zombies ironically loathe dead flesh. Unlike living or freshly dead flesh, it doesn’t quell the hunger of the zombie virus. When the virus is well fed it rewards the zombie by delaying its inevitable decay. No longer do you have to hope you can take down every approaching zombie with a gun, a sharp implement, fire, or even strong industrial acid. Here are the plants that will save your life during a zombie apocalypse:🌺

Stinking Nightshade, also known as Henbane. (Hyoscyamus Niger).  This herb has been known for its use in magical potions over the centuries. It’s an excellent herb to grow around your home or zombie bunker.  The herb can be worn on your clothing or crushed in a satchel for personal protection.  You can also hang cut plants over your windows, and doors. Stinking Nightshade has even been used in incense form to infuse the air with its protective vapors. Just be aware it can cause hallucinations if smoked!

Purple Passion, also known as Velvet Plant. (Gynura Aurantiaca)This is an excellent house plant that can be placed near windows, and doorways for home zombie defense. You can also wear the plant leaves on your clothing to act as a personal deterrent for the dead rising from their graves. Purple Passion will easily grow outside as ground cover.  In a post-apocalyptic zombie scenario grow this around your fortified compound since it can spread all about leaving no open spots for zombies to stagger through.  In this case, you’d want to live somewhere without winter. Of course, thankfully zombies will literally freeze in place when the temperature drops to below freezing.  This is due to the fact that they have zero body heat so the water in their tissues freezes solid. Unfortunately, arid desert regions give us desiccated zombies without any moisture. If they manage to wander into a below-freezing zone they won’t freeze in such cases!

Keeping The Walking Dead At Arms Length

When using these plants on yourself prepare to smell and repel both zombies, and humans. The point is to stay alive and worry about your social life later on.  Odds are you will have none in the midst of a zombie virus pandemic!  All the plants listed above are poisonous to humans and shouldn’t be ingested or placed directly on skin unless magically prepared by a certified witch, wizard, warlock, or sorcerer.  The only way to know if they’re for real is to watch them prepare the potion and witness an inexplicable shimmering luminescence take place in the solution for at least a few seconds. This is evidence of a metaphysical energy exchange that is the heart of magic. Naturally to be safe have them drink a sample first!🧪

Now you can enter a well-deserved slumber after a day of slaying living dead drones with your Purple Passion plant on your nightstand, and a bunch of Stinking Nightshade tied together hanging over your windows, and doors.  This is a lot more pleasant than smearing yourself with rotted zombie parts, or weeks old human corpse remains.  Yes if you have nothing else this works as well, and will allow you to walk among the walking dead without the worry of being eaten alive! Of course, there’s a chance the zombie virus might be passed on to you!🧟‍♂️

Crystals & Gemstones That Protect Against Living Dead Zombies!

Besides plants Mother Earth often provides us with crystals and gemstones for use as paranormal protection.  These are generally not as potent as herbal solutions but can get the job done under the right circumstances. Even if that means a combination of stones used in unison. Our zombie research has field-tested limited success with wearing a combination of Granite (From A Gravestone Only!), Apatite, and Malachite. Most likely worn as a necklace or bracelet.  The more you can wear the better! Each must be in equal proportions to work. Granite is the bedrock of Mother Earth, and stuff that mighty mountains are made of. When made into gravestones, and planted at the site of a deceased person it acquires mystical properties related to the dead. Apatite has properties related to the mind, and ironically weight loss since zombies are all about gorging on humans! Malachite is a stone known to ease the transition between life, and death. Especially if a person has had a hellish life, and ghost formation is a real possibility.💎

When placed together these three stones create an anti-zombie trinity!  It’s not as potent as the plants mentioned above but it can be good enough to delay the zombies so you can make your escape!  Certainly adding these stones to your other zombie countermeasures will amplify your efforts, and support your survival in a dark damned apocalyptic world of zombie despair! Feel free to reply to this article with a comment if you know of any other zombie repellents!🧟‍♀️

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The Fairy Moon Of August Cancels The Werewolf Threat!


Although Werewolves have demonic based DNA they are also driven by the metaphysical energies of the Moon. Other than Blood Moons, such as on Halloween, it is mainly Nature Deities who have control of said enchanted energies in any given month. Sometimes there’s no unusual effect on Werewolves and other times there is. It either deflates their threat or interacts in a way that increases it! In the human world the August Moon is usually known as the Sturgeon Moon or Green Corn Moon. Generally, in the supernatural community this Moon is the Corn Moon that draws Werewolves to corn fields where they create Crop Circles. These circles are often hidden messages from demons to their minions on Earth.

The Werewolf Threat Is Canceled For August Courtesy Of Fairies!

In this particular August Fairies from around the planet have rallied together to give Moon Fairies a surge of power. This gives us the first known Fairy Moon. This is a show of strength and solidarity among the smallest of the nature deities. They want the world to know they’re a force to reckoned with! Moon Fairies actually exist on the lunar surface despite no life residing there. They often guide Moon beams down to Earth to hit certain individuals with loving lunar energies. During this special Full Fairy Moon we will see moonbeam suppression targeting those stricken with the Lycanthrope Virus. This means at least 90% of them will not transform into Werewolves under this magnificent Moon. Read The Rest Of This Werewolf Alert On Our Paranormal Activity Forecast Blog…

How To Repel A Werewolf

How Can You Protect Yourself From Werewolves During The Full Moon?

As a common human without paranormal powers, and abilities you may find full Moon nights to be a terrifying prospect.  At least those of you who know the true scope of the supernatural world, and the Werewolf menace!  Sometimes ignorance is bliss but other times it can be downright dangerous! So what can be done to defend yourself against a Lycanthrope? Thankfully Mother Nature has provided various objects to repel, and even eradicate dark supernatural beings that hide among the sinister shadows moonlight. The things we mention below are meant for self-defense purposes only.  We only recommended Werewolf extermination as a last resort if there is no other choice available to save your life, or those of innocent humans in your vicinity.  As always we must remember that Werewolves are humans….at least during the day.  The following Werewolf deterrent measures can be utilized on your person, or set up around your home, or business:

Werewolf Repellents

The most commonly used Lycanthrope defense tools are religious artifacts due to the demonic DNA Werewolves possess. The effects are somewhat less than what we see in Vampires due to the humanity that still resides within the wayward wolf.  Thanks to the largest population of humans believing in Christianity, specifically the Catholic religion, their artifacts work the best.  However any religion you truly believe in will work to some extent. Especially if you are calling upon a higher dimensional God or Goddess to protect you.  When it comes to religions it’s not necessarily the power of your God but rather the number of people believing in said God to create a collective human consciousness power base.

Holy Artifacts Provide Paranormal Protection

These artifacts include holy water, holy fire, holy oil, or just about anything blessed by a Priest.  In fact everything listed below can be blessed for added Werewolf repellent power. Water, and fire usually have the most power as they are Universal methods of cleansing. Since we don’t want to finish off the Wolf we would stay with the holy water.  Something that can easily be transported on your person, and loaded into Super Soakers for quick usage. You can even wash your clothing in holy water for a protective shield. Just remember that your clothing doesn’t remain pristine like water in a sealed bottle. So the effectiveness of this wears off in about 24 hours. You may also find holy crosses, crucifixes, and other religious symbology, best worn as jewelry, will aid in your quest to avoid Werewolves.  Holy books such as the Bible can be of use along with reading religious quotes out loud even though the wolf doesn’t understand them.

Prayer To The God Or Goddess Of Your Choice May Save Your Life!

Prayer to your God or Goddess of choice has been shown to save lives at the hands of hungry Werewolves out for human flesh. From simple nature deities all the way up to Universal Gods. If you don’t have a personal in with a particular God, or some deep religious belief, then your best shot are actually local nature Goddesses such as Nymphs. There are Nymphs for every aspect of the local geography, fauna, foliage, and weather as well.  So be specific in who you’re calling for help.  Keep in mind that smaller things are tended by Fairies who may be of some help but odds are slim unless there’s a whole group of them. A Troop of Fairies can easily distract a Werewolf long enough to make your escape.

Silver Can Be Your Savior Against The Werewolf Threat

The next best repellent is pure Silver in any form. Most conveniently worn as a necklace or some other jewelry. It becomes even more potent when it’s also a religious artifact.  Silver plated materials are less effective than a complete pure silver object. Naturally there is the infamous silver bullet that can easily finish off a Lycanthrope. Although, we strongly suggest remembering that these are people by day, and they have families who love them!  Your goal is to evade, and escape rather than eradicate unless no other choice is present! Launching silver by hand at the Lycanthrope will merely cause painful skin burns as it melt through the fur. This could provide you with time to escape.

Wonderful Wolfsbane Repels Werewolves

The herb Wolfsbane, aka Monkshood, or Aconitum, is the most repellent plant found in nature when it comes to the nocturnal Werewolf menace. This flowering plant can be grown in areas to keep supernatural wolves away along with being distilled into an oil, and added to super soakers. Mixing Wolfsbane with holy oil will give it even more deterrent power. In addition you can crush the Aconitum, and let it brew in holy water to create a potent repellent. You can wear the flower on your clothing as well. It’s even been suggested that taking the homeopathic medication Aconitum Napellus may make you less desirable as a werewolf dinner.

Marvelous Moonstone May Move Malevolence Away

There has also been some success in confusing a Werewolf by shining a light through a mostly translucent Moonstone toward its eyes. It will likely cease attack as it displays a hypnotic gaze. What’s happening is that the stones supernatural properties are causing a slight reemergence of the human persona. This is not a maneuver for an amateur to perform since the wolf could snap out the mystical trance at any moment.  Once the blasphemous beast is frozen carefully lower the Moonstone and light to the ground making sure his/her eyes follow it. Then back cautiously away from the stone sideways out of the Werewolf’s line of sight. If the Werewolf transforms the next night it will be drawn back to the stone assuming it’s still there.  This is a fine way to set a Werewolf trap, and prevent harm coming to all parties involved! It’s said a box or room completely made of Moonstone can prevent transformations from occurring. Moonstone embedded in Silver jewelry can be a deterrent of that can bring about calming confusion.

Miscellaneous Methods Of Deterring A Werewolf Attack

The Werewolf Whistle is a tool used by professional Cryptozoologists, and Werewolf Hunters to both repel, and lure Werewolves with a special supernatural ultrasonic sound. It goes well beyond a dog whistle which has no effect on Werewolves. Good luck can help as well. Especially if it’s close to Saint Patrick’s Day. Always carry your Lucky Charms with you! If it’s your birth month then wear your Birthstone for added fantastic fortune. In the end it’s usually best to not venture out on Full Moon nights. If you must then always stay in a crowd and steer clear of desolate rural areas. The natural instinct of a Werewolf is to avoid public exposure. This is a product of the infamous Supernatural Secrecy Pact. Amazingly Demons adhere to the agreement and programmed this trait into Werewolves.🐺

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