Some call the Full Moon of November The Beaver Moon. However in the paranormal community we usually refer to it as the Dark Moon. Not to be confused with the New Moon of each month. In this case it is especially a Dark Moon because it falls so close to Halloween. The forces of darkness are still riding high after their night of triumphant terror. Read The Rest Of This Wayward Warning On Our Paranormal Activity Forecast Blog…
You’ve seen the diabolical devastation of Hurricanes like Harvey, and now the wrath of Irma! Many humans can die, and are injured by hurricanes. Not to mention the epic flooding, and insane property damage! So how do various supernatural beings deal with huge hurricanes? Even with foreknowledge of wayward weather most paranormals won’t evacuate unless it suits them. It’s doubtful a hurricane could truly harm any paranormal creature. Mermaids have been known to swim to flooded inland areas to save human, and animal lives. Just as they’ve done for sailors on the high seas. Not even toxic sewage ridden waters cause them ill effects. Although they don’t enjoy swimming in such stagnant swill. Of course most choose to stay safe deep under the sea with their dolphin friends.
Vampires During Hurricanes
During hurricanes Vampire response can vary depending on their original intent for being in the area. A vampire stalking a specific person or simply out for blood will follow the evacuating people to wherever they go. If a vampire lives in the storm zone they will most likely stand their ground if they have an adequate blood supply. They may even look for fools who stayed behind, and target them as their next meal! Mother Nature is hard pressed to scare powerful immortals such as vampires. A vampire can easily withstand floodwaters, gale force winds, and other hurricane hazards. If you are shocked to see someone walking with ease into 100 mph winds then you might have just seen a vampire, or some other person of a paranormal persuasion! The only danger for a vamp is if they get swept away by a particularly powerful flood or wind surge as dawn approaches. Perhaps they were injured, and weakened by a Vampire Slayer. If trapped in the holy sun they will indeed meet their eternal maker as they become nothing more than unholy dust in the wandering winds!
Werewolves Rage Against The Hurricane!
When a hurricane falls on the nights of the Moon being 80% of Full or higher you can expect the usual monthly transmutation from human to monster. Werewolves are many times for dangerous during hurricanes or any storm for that matter. They see the weather as an attacking nemesis, and it makes them extremely angry. They will voraciously attack, and eat anything that moves without hesitation! Their rage, and the chaos of the storm may make your religous artifacts less useful as a defense. Certainly holy water shot from your super soaker would be blown about, and diluted by the torrential rains. You’re movement would be impeded by wind, water, flying objects, and unexpected obstacles. Meanwhile the werewolf will plow through anything in it’s path with the same ease as the hurricane itself. Refusing to evacuate makes you vulnerable to death by werewolf, or obtaining the monthly monster curse from them!
Unlike vampires and werewolves, Zombies find themselves tossed about like rag dolls in the wayward winds. Being launched against buildings, cars, and other obstructions causes their rotted flesh to splatter about. The violent rain, and flood waters quickens the decay of their rotting flesh. Many zombies are washed out to sea where they attempt to attack sea life that includes sharks. However the zombie often fails due to being out of their element. Unfortunately those in flooded areas might find a floating zombie to be a most unexpected unpleasant surprise. As you pace about your hip deep flooded home you might feel a bite on your leg that spells the end of your life as you know it. For now you are a member of the cannibalistic living dead!
Hunkering down in a haunted house during a hurricane is a really bad idea! Even if you’re an experienced Ghost Hunter. Such extreme weather conditions create a mega maelstrom of metaphysical energy that all manner of evil entities eat up! There will be a plethora of poltergeist, demonic, and dark spirited activity during heated hurricanes. Graveyards can be especially dangerous with the spontaneous resurrection of zombies, or even reanimated corpses washed from their graves by flood waters. Frightened individuals who didn’t clear out with other evacuees may find themselves a tantalizing target for demonic possession! The Witching Hour through the Devil’s Hour is the worst time to be in the midst of a full fledged hurricane!
Gods, Goddesses, And Practitioners Of Magic
Hurricanes themselves can be caused by factions of Gods fighting among themselves. Primarily Sea Gods. However Gods, and Goddesses, even Goddess Gaia, might create them as a punishment for humankind’s offense of nature, and her metaphysical protectors. In rare cases they can even be the product of top secret technology, lone mad scientists, or a powerful player in the magical arena manipulating Mother Nature for their own perplexing purposes.
Many nature deities are metaphysical in form so they don’t have to even be exposed to the physical weather. However fairies, elves, leprechauns, and other nature helpers are in physical contact with our reality. Thankfully they are protected by Mother Earth, or their patron Gods and Goddesses. No harm can befall them from weather of any sort. For instance a Fairy can flutter about in 150 mph winds without any issue due to a paranormal protective barrier around their bodies. An Elf working to clean up swamps will merrily float upon flood waters until it gently caresses high ground. Benevolent supernatural beings unimpeded by hurricanes are able to save innocent animals, and human lives!
Witches, Warlocks, Wizards, and Sorcerers often look to capitalize on the awesome metaphysical energy surges of hurricanes. This is the time to perform powerful spells, and rituals. Especially in the eye of the hurricane! Powerful practitioners of magic can place protection spells on themselves, and their homes to prevent any ill effects from the destructive abilities of horrifying hurricanes! Even those with little power may find themselves protected by nature deities they hold favor with. Ultimately humans feeling a deep spiritual connection with Mother Earth will mostly likely come out of the stormy shadows unscathed!
The Solar Eclipse Paranormal Activity Forecast
The Great American Solar Eclipse, like a plethora of other total solar eclipses, is providing an unprecedented astronomical show for many Americans. It will take place on August 21, 2017 from the late morning to early afternoon hours depending on your location. All non-paranormal humans must wear certified Eclipse Glasses to view the eclipse or there is a risk of damaging ones eyes! A wide array of supernatural beings have the pleasure of viewing the solar spectacle with their bare eyes unfettered by dark glasses. Even powerful human practitioners of magic can view it if they enchant their eyes with the right spells. Besides an interesting once in a lifetime event there are paranormal consequences involved with the eclipse.
Vampires can venture out during a solar eclipse where at least 80% of the sun is covered. The ring of a total eclipse is considered unholy light that is filtered, and focused by the metaphysical energies of the Moon. Humans can be caught off guard, and more vulnerable to attack thinking their safe within the hours of the daytime. Within this zone of danger most vampires will see all their powers double in strength. A benefit that will continue several hours afterward even as they are driven back indoors, or down into the sewers. Ironically the power boost means they have no real physical need for blood yet their increased urges will compel them to go after humans with a vengeance to satisfy their hunger for blood! We urge humans to be aware of their surroundings when viewing the eclipse because religious artifacts will be far less effective during totality!
The Solar Eclipse Cure For Vampirism
Ancient Texts indicate that the solar eclipse is an essential element in reverting vampires permanently back to a human state! One is for female vampires that allow them to regain humanity by becoming pregnant during the eclipse. You can read about the entire ritual here. The other cure is for both males, and females. The vampire in question must be on a chakra, vortice, or other substantial supernatural hot spot of Mother Earth Goddess Gaia while drinking the blood of their sire, the first vampire son, or daughter they created along with a descendant of their former human bloodline. This blood must be mixed together with the blood of a nature deity. Most often Fairy is the easiest for a vampire to obtain. Plausibly an Elf might work as well.
In addition there are two more essential ingredients that may be rather impossible to come by. That being the unholy ash, and crushed bone dust of a slain first generation royal vampire. Only first generation vampires don’t disintegrate completely to ash upon bursting into flames when killed. Only their outer tissues turn to ash while the skeleton remains. It would probably be easier to find a royal vamp to exterminate than obtain the rare ingredients from a previous kill. Of course taking down a first gen vamp is a titanic task!
The crazy concoction must be gulped from a cup forged from hot lava, and be no more than 1 year old. Said cup must be blessed unholy by a Priest Of Darkness. The vampire must then recite an incantation after drinking the solution as the totality of the eclipse begins. The incantations origins are unknown, and as follows:
Goddess Gaia I implore thee,
Illuminated by the enchanted eclipse,
Sear off the sinister sanguine source,
Recognize the resurrection of my humanity!
At that point the vampire must risk making themselves extremely vulnerable in a leap of faith! They must slice themselves with a silver knife, and drain virtually all their blood upon Mother Earth! They will pass out, and if all goes well they will awaken as a human in the blazing sun after the solar eclipse has finished. If not then they will burst into flames with in the holy rays of sunlight! If however they become human then all their vampire memories will fade as if they just woke up from a dream.
Mystic Investigations Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander is a vampire, and will witness the awesome glory of the solar eclipse without glasses.
A Werewolf will find him, or herself transformed into a Wolf Person during a solar eclipse. In essence a wolf-human hybrid. This happens due to the immense solar energies pushing through the Moon sending a concentrated ray of lunar energies upon Werewolves. Despite retaining their human mind to a great extent they are still under the influence of their demonic DNA. Caution should still be exercised if you spot one of these wolfy people! Our Research Assistant Seth Morgan is a Werewolf, and will experience being a Wolf Man for the first time! Even in human form Werewolves can look directly at the eclipse without special glasses as their transformation commences. Read more about this unusual transformation here.
The solar eclipse is good news when it comes to the Walking Dead. For reasons unknown Zombies completely cease movement during the entire eclipse. You can walk right up to them, and they won’t attack. Still we recommend not risking it unless you’re a licensed Zombie Hunter. In addition the spirits of the dead have a higher than average chance of resurrecting their bodies as Zombie Ghosts aka Sapient Zombies. Our Cryptozoologist Ashley Abercrombie is a Demi-Zombie, and finds herself getting extremely sluggish during solar eclipses. She can gaze upon it without glasses but her vision becomes temporarily blurry.
Concentrated solar ring, and lunar energies can greatly increase hauntings, ghosts, dark spirits, and poltergeists throughout the day. If you happen to be in a haunted house, cemetery, or morgue during an eclipse you could be in a fair amount of danger as these metaphysical beings gain a great deal of power. Some could even muster up the energy to take brief metaphysical matter form!
Mermen, and Mermaids tend to stay deep underwater during a solar eclipse due to a Devil’s Curse. Apparently he was none to pleased when the humans of Atlantis became Mermaids thereby breaking every deal demons made with some of the populace. This includes the quintessential selling of the soul. The transformation effectively broke every supernatural string any former human had! The Devil marshaled his forces to produce a curse as a punishment for demonic contract termination. Fortunately due to the protections Mermaids enjoy from Earthly nature deities it was confined to total solar eclipses. The curse states that any Mermaid basking in the light of the eclipse will be transformed into a full fish like creature. A mindless monstrous being you might think of as a permanent fish equivalent of a werewolf!
Naturally it is easy enough for merpeople to stay hidden in the deep dark shadows of the sea. However the real danger comes from Mermaids visiting the human world along with those who chose to remain. Even without contact from salt water they will transform instantly in front of anyone who might be around! There is also a danger to Demi-Mermaids! In their case only their top half turns monstrous with their waist downward only turning fish like when exposed to seawater. Although the transformation is permanent for full Mermaids, Half-Mermaids will only remain monstrous for 66 hours after the eclipse has ended. Mystic Investigations very own Senior Vice-President Rebecca Abernathy is a Demi-Mermaid, and will remain indoors during the solar eclipse. It’s a shame since her eyes could take viewing it directly without eclipse glasses.
Witches, Warlocks, Wizards, And Sorcerers
Good, and evil practitioners of magic are known to perform a plethora of spells, and rituals during solar eclipses. Especially resurrection, and sinister sacrifice spells! Always exercise caution in secluded rural areas, and cemeteries where these mystifying magicians may meet!
Gods And Goddesses
It’s fabled that a total solar eclipse is an actual celestial ring. At the moment of the enchanted eclipse a wedding ceremony is taking place between a God, and Goddess in the Heavens above. The God Groom places the eclipse ring on the Goddess Brides finger amid the diurnal darkness.
Solar eclipses are known to activate latent psychokinetic powers in Human DNA! Mainly powers always on the verge of manifesting yet not quite activating. If you feel a power surge within you then closely observe any change in the environment around you in the coming days! It just might be you affecting it! A baby born at the exact moment of the 100% eclipse is the most likely to have natural psychokinetic powers!
Ancient scrolls indicate a child conceived at the precise apex of a total solar eclipse will be immortal! A child born during an eclipse may have some level of protection from the forces of supernatural darkness.
Please be aware that the weak willed, and mentally ill will find a threefold increase in likelihood of being demon possessed, or other dark entity during the eclipse!
We’re also expecting the Fourth Battle Of Armageddon to commence somewhere along the path of totality in the continental United States! If you see a lot of staring people congregating in a remote rural areas then we suggest fleeing the supposed supernatural scene!
By no means is this every enchanted event of the eclipse. If you think of other entities you’d like to know about then comment below.