The Supernatural Saint Patrick’s Day

Shamrock MoonSince Saints are in essence created by the will of humans, they are given a grander leeway than standard human origin Angels in the afterlife. Especially when it comes to dealings with Nature Deities, and other supernatural beings not necessarily considered holy by the Archangels of Heaven. Generally Saints want to make certain Earthly Pagan factions holy while marshalling forces to create a powerful unconsciousness spirit used to battle supernatural evil. Saint Nicholas, aka Santa Claus, is the King with Christmas, and it’s Spirit, that encompasses peace, good cheer, and giving of oneself to aid humankind. Upon his arrival in Heaven, and subsequent elevation to Sainthood, Saint Patrick saw Good Luck as an untapped resource in the battle against the forces of darkness. Read The Rest On Our Main Website…

Are There Human-Leprechaun Hybrids?

Many Supernatural Beings enchantingly evolved from the Elf line can’t procreate. It’s especially unnessary since they come into existence by a variety of other means including via the direct hand of Nature Deities. The Earthly Gods who created Elves as the biological ground workers of their Godly hierarchy tasked with performing a number of duties. Interestingly most supernatural species derived from the Original Elves are generally male, or at least seemingly male like. Leprechauns are all male, and have the equipment to prove it. However since there are no female Leprechauns it’s pretty much useless. Somewhat like the Smurfs which incidentally are real paranormal cryptids! Thankfully Leprechauns rarely incur such unsavoury urges unless corrupted by a Clurichaun, aka Evil Leprechaun, or enticed by a female of some other humanoid species. This can include humans.

The Old Wives Tale of gaining a lifetime of good luck by making lucky love to a Leprechaun turns out to be true! If the union causes a birth to occur it was thought the child would be a Leprechaun who could grant the mother infinite wishes. However the child in question would be a Leprechaun-Human Hybrid. The supernatural scientific name for such an entity is a Lepreman, or Leprewoman. Yes you can get a female out of this mating. The closest thing to a girl Leprechaun.

Generally a Leprechaun will only be compelled to mate with someone if they’re beyond beautiful, and there’s something special about them. However there are incidents of less than moral women coercing a Leprechaun into being with them. This includes kidnapping them, or holding their pot o’ gold hostage.  A human woman pregnant with the lucky offspring will not only gain good luck for life but will also become an Immortal since the Leprechild will be immortal. This is virtually the case with any woman who bears an immortal child. Often the paranormal properties of a supernatural child growing within a human female passes on said properties at some level in a temporary, or permanent way.

The Lepreboy, or Lepregirl, is considered blasphemy by the Leprechauns, and often the father scurries away in shame never to be seen again once the wanton act is completed! So despite being half Leprechaun they can’t choose to live the life of one among their little relatives in Ireland. Surprisingly they blend into human society well. Especially since they’re of normal height. Although they rarely are over 6 feet tall. In the past most Immortals had to move away to a new life every 10 years or so before people realized the weren’t aging. Fortunately modern prosthetics, and cosmetics can simulate the aging process. Some can also use ultra healthy living, and plastic surgery, as excuses to stay in their lives a bit longer. More, and more Immortals are entering into useful partnerships with powerful witches, and other magical practitioners, who can cast Glamour Spells that make one appear to age. The famous Immortal Keanu Reeves began employing such methods in the last decade as rumors of his immortality grew.

Lepreman And Leprewoman Powers
Luckily a Human-Leprechaun Hybrid has a natural magical ability, and only needs a minimum of training to access it. They can thereby cast Glamours upon themselves so they may live out a human life for a good 80 years or so.  Since they can easily excel at magic they often choose that as their life path in the fight against supernatural darkness. Lepremen, and women also have natural good luck which makes them a success in any endeavour they follow in life. They can easily gain power, and wealth which further aids in helping humankind.  There is an uncontrollable urge to collect gold yet at the same time they’re not necessarily greedy. The obsession is focused on glittering gold coins that they want to put in small cauldron type pots very badly. Unfortunately they don’t hold anywhere near the same level of luck as Leprechauns gold. Pilfering a pot or abducting the Lepreperson will not net you three lucky wishes.

Interestingly their birthday wishes always come true if made for others, or non-selfish causes. The wishes are guided by luck so they can’t make something materialize out of thin air…unless of course their practice of magic allows for it. Leprehumans can also bank their wishes, and amass as many as they like. In addition on Saint Patrick’s Day they can grant three lucky wishes in the same way a Leprechaun would. They also have the power to bless objects into lucky charms like a Leprechaun. Leprehumans can also garner a special kinship with Unicorns, Rainbow Nymphs, Fairies, and may have limited rainbow creation powers. Naturally these supernatural connections, and practicing of magic can greatly increase their rainbow making ability. Rainbows that can be used for global transport, and communication.

Clurimen And Cluriwomen: The Human-Clurichaun Hybrids Of Darkness!
Unfortunately Dark demonic Leprechauns, aka Clurichauns, can mate with humans as well to create Clurichaunevil Clurimen, and Cluriwomen! They are the natural nemesis of Leprepeople, and they enjoy utilizing their powers of bad luck to mess people up! They are often welcomed into demon worshiping cults, and other organizations of darkness run by demon based entities such as Demi-Demons, Vampires, and dark magicians. Clurichauns work hard to compel their horrifying human hybrid offspring to join their ranks, and travel where their small stature would make them stand out. Thankfully Human-Clurichaun Hybrid numbers are kept in check by spiritual incompatibility with the vast majority of humans since the righteousness of their souls causes issues. The Clurichaun needs to mate with a truly nasty woman!

Why Was President Gerald Ford So Unlucky?

Gerald Ford Historic Trip And Fall

Gerald’s most historic trip & fall episode on the steps of Air Force One. His wife Betty looks on as if it’s an everyday occurrence.

Gerald Ford was an Eagle Scout, and star athlete in his youth. He served bravely in the Navy during World War II, and won his first election into the House Of Representatives in 1948. Ford eventually rose to House Minority Leader before Richard Nixon nominated him Vice-President in 1973. Finally upon Nixon’s resignation he became President Of The United States. Despite this life of successes Ford eventually fell prey to the specter of dark luck in his Presidency as he suddenly became known for being a clumsy oaf. His Presidency was marked with repeated tripping, and stumbling all over the place along with moments of awkwardness, and silly inexplicable blunders. The only unelected President in history lost his first election to Jimmy Carter in 1976. So why did Gerald Ford’s luck change so drastically during the 70’s?

It seems he developed strong aspirations to ascend to the Presidency once he became House Minority Leader. Sometime during the Nixon Administration he
crossed paths with a Clurichaun, aka evil Anti-Leprechauns, who often pose as Leprechauns in order to trick unsuspecting humans.  It’s conjectured that the Clurichaun chose Ford because his paternal grandfather, Charles King, had made a deal with a Clurichaun to become a prominent wealthy banker.   However in that case the bad luck was passed to his son, and the biological father of Ford, Leslie King.  This happens if someone is smart enough to precisely word their wish.  They might escape the dark luck but then it gets inadvertently passed down to their eldest child.  Dark Leprechauns like to choose members of the same family in order to build a multi-generation tidal wave of bad luck to feed off of.

The Clurichaun claiming to be a Leprechaun approached Ford in the US Capital after a late night session in the House. He made Gerald an offer he
couldn’t refuse!  He would become President at the expense of Nixon’s downfall.  Gerald felt bad about this but wanted the Presidency with all his heart.  He’d later pardon Nixon out of guilt.  Gerald agreed to the deal without realizing that bad luck always comes with a Clurichaun deal.  Ford’s deal resulted in Nixon, and others in the administration receiving the negative luck of the Watergate Scandal.  In 1973 Ford was appointed Vice-President in place of Spiro Agnew, and in 1974 he became President when Nixon resigned under threat of impeachment.  Upon taking the oath of office President Gerald Ford’s bad luck spree began.  A specter of dumb dark embarrassing luck that would follow him for all the rest of his days even beyond The White House.  Gerald Ford should be thankful he didn’t wish for anything dastardly because such wishes can result in dangerous dark luck rather than the harmless embarrassments he suffered through. Let this be a lesson to those who blindly accept deals from little Irish fellows calling themselves Leprechauns.

A sure way to know you’re dealing with a Clurichaun is the fact that real Leprechauns are shy, and secretive. They’ll never approach anyone to make a deal, or grant wishes.  Also real four leaf clovers, lucky charms, and various religious artifacts will repel dark diabolical Leprechauns of doom!

One Of Many Examples Of President Gerald Ford’s Bad Clurichaun Luck