Abominable Snowman Creates Snow Rollers

Snow RollersSnow Rollers are supposedly a rare meteorological condition in which certain types of wet snow are picked up by brisk winds. These wondrous winds actually roll them into layered snowballs that may resemble a Swiss Roll , doughnut, or roll of carpet. This meticulous looking coil of snow somehow manages to be neater than a human rolling snow into a snowman! The seemingly natural event is in reality a paranormal phenomenon. The truth is that the astral spirits of Abominable Snowmen create Snow Rollers.  Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, are in a constant violent state when awake.  They yearn to viciously hunt down, and kill anything that moves. This constant agitated state can eventually have a negative effect on their brain even if it is paranormal.

Cryptozoological research studies have found that Yeti enter a special relaxing REM dream state while sleeping.  So relaxing that they astrally project their spirits forth into the great white winter.  There in a state of peace, disconnected from reality, their strong astral spirits manifest enough strength to effect the physical environment.  This strength for whatever reason is channeled into rolling up snow into neat little packages.  Apparently it’s a form of supernatural stress therapy.  Winds often accompany such metaphysical events courtesy of Wind Nymphs known as Aurae.  So it’s understandable how weather men, and women could believe that only the wind alone is accomplishing the miraculous Snow Rollers.  It’s thought that Wind Nymphs are attracted to the astral abominations now oddly at peace. Such Nymphs would know the Yeti well due to the blasphemous beasts almost exclusively lurking about the windy environments of blizzards, and high altitudes.

We also theorize that astral Abominable Snowmen are able to locate the perfect type of snow through a process guided by Mother Earth, aka Goddess Gaia, through her loyal Snow Nymphs. Nymphs who may guide multiple Yeti spirits to one location thereby manifesting multiple Snow Rollers. Perhaps this is just another paranormal process to Abominable Yeti Snowmankeep balance in nature. A way to keep evil in check on Earth. Especially since it’s not in the Goddesses nature to eradicate entire sentient species.  Mass extinctions of any species are usually the result of some other factors, or higher dimensional supernatural entities. Certainly she is bound by higher enchanted entities, such as the Omniverse God, from unduly interfering in the evolution of Earth’s species, human, or otherwise.  Although as our planet’s spirit she does have the responsibility to guide the original evolution program in place before her spontaneous birth. She can also create her own species if compatible with the environment.

If you’re lucky enough to marvel at the artistry of a Snow Roller being created in your presence, you will know there are a plethora of invisible entities standing before you! Only certain supernatural beings will be able to witness these serene specters. The Abominable Astrals metaphysical energy rolling the white glittery flakes as Nymphs Of Snow stroll at their sides. Meanwhile Aurae swirl about whimsically whipping up wintry winds whether wild or mild. All interconnected by a shimmering web of energy linking them to Winter Goddesses, and Mother Earth.

Abominable Snowmen Also Create Ice Discs?
Ice CircleRecent paranormal research indicates that the Yeti may also be responsible for Ice Circles in various bodies of water. Clearly it’s quite a coincidence that floating ice seemingly forms a perfect circle on its own. We know that Abominable Snowmen enjoy a dip in freezing waters. So it stands to reason they would dream about doing so, and extend forth in astral form.  It’s thought that their astral spirits dance with Water Nymphs, and Ice Fairies in the winter waters to form these dandy discs! The ice wheels are sometimes collected by practitioners of magic for use in potions, and spells that call upon the Yeti. Unfortunately such spells are for use in targeting an individual as the focus of an Abominable Snowman attack!

The Dark Legends Of Lake Tahoe

Tahoe TessieLake Tahoe is the largest alpine lake in North America. It is approximately 72 miles around and around 1,645 feet deep at its deepest point. It is a major tourist attraction in California and Nevada. People flock to its crystalline blue waters year-round for skiing, boating, gaming, fishing, hiking and camping.
But is there a sinister side to this pristine mountain jewel? Could there be something not-so-nice lurking beneath Lake Tahoe’s sparkling azure surface? Some people seem to think so.  Among them are a dumping ground for mob corpses, and an American Loch Ness Monster!  Read The Rest Of This Awesome Article At The Weird World Of C. L. Hernandez…

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Is The Blob A Real Monster?

Blob Monster

There are a variety of so called “Blob Monsters”.  In general terms Blob Monster is basically any mass of gelatinous goo, or similar material, that can move under it’s own power with some manner of consciousness. The creatures mental capacity can range from zombie like instincts or all the way to intelligent self-aware sapience.  The most famous Blob is portrayed in the 1958 movie “The Blob“.  It was based on the true story of Extraterrestrial goo falling to Earth in a meteor. It then proceeded to devour humans thereby increasing in strength, and size. This Blob was driven by a zombie like instinct. In the end simple cold stopped the creature as it came from an extremely hot planet.

Most Blob Monsters came into existence in the post World War II era of mass chemical, and radiation use. However there are sporadic paranormal records of ancient Blobs of a prehistoric nature, those created by magic, or alchemy, and the aforementioned alien Blobs.  Many times in the magical realm the Blob was the culling of various metaphysical energies into a metaphysical matter form. Sometimes they were ghosts, poltergeists, demons, and other higher dimensional beings ripped away from their alternate planes of existence.  Even a live human can be cursed by a Gypsy or other powerful practitioner of magic into having their soul stolen from their body, and slammed into a Blasphemous Blob form!

Currently the most common form of Blob Monsters are the green glittering gelatinous type pictured at the top of this article.  They are often the product of high levels of radiation mixing with certain chemicals.  Toxic waste dumps are the most common sites of their birth.  A human, some supernatural beings, or even an animal can fall prey to chemical radioactivity thereby being reduced to a gelatinous form. Generally though an animal doesn’t have enough spiritual juice to form a Blob or keep it’s form for too long. Somewhere in the mix there is a metaphysical transfer of the victim’s soul to the new gel form. It charges the goo, and utilizes the entire Blob as a consciousness matrix in place of biological brain.  Radioactive goo is then transformed into metaphysical matter rather than physical matter. Metaphysical matter reacts directly to a consciousness without the need for logical biological or mechanical parts.  The outer shell is rather firm while the deepest parts of the Blob are more slimy in nature. More so when it’s absorbed various objects.

The creature glitters, and glows with a green hue that makes it stand out in the darkness. This is actually more of an indication of the metaphysical energy activity of their spirit rather than radiation. However the catalyst for the green color is gamma radiation.  The same stuff that creates Incredible Hulks! Interestingly enough the heavy gelatinous substance locks in the radiation thereby making the Blob harmless in that respect. Supernatural Scientists, and Cryptozoologists are studying the mystery of why exactly this happens along with discovering what is the catalyst of this sapient Blog creation process.

The oddest part of the Blob birth process is the formation of huge non-glowing googly eyes. Some say eyes are the windows of the soul, and must form on all intelligent beings.  A God programmed bridge between the laws of physics, and metaphysics. The personality of the former human, or whatever the being was, is transformed to an almost innocent child like state within the simple mental matrix of the Blob.  So they are usually not a threat for the most part.  However people, animals, and things can get caught within their jelly like body thereby suffocating innocent victims to death rather quickly!  If they sink too deep within the Blob the pressure can crush them as well!  The digestion like assimilation of virtually any substance via a pressurised acidic breakdown increases the size, and strength of the Blob. Unfortunately since it’s a metaphysical matter being it responds to the strongest metaphysical energy organisms, aka humans, and various supernatural beings.  However it can exist indefinitely without consuming anything.

Communication is difficult at first as they become used to their new mind, and body. Without a mouth their thoughts send out vibrations through their goo that send odd echoes forth.  Eventually the sounds will sound like a muffled voice.  If the Blob lives long enough it acquires shape shifting abilities that allow it to form a mouth along with forming a tongue, and vocal cord equivalents for create clear complete speech. Usually the voice is rather cute, high pitched, and  squeaky sounding until their shape shifting skills advance sufficiently.  Eventually they may sprout small arms, and after being alive for a century or more they could very well reacquire a human like bipedal form.  Despite this they will still always be a green glowing gelatinous form, and the giant googly eyes seem to be unalterable for reasons unknown.

The Blob is theoretically Immortal unless it refuses to consume anything or absorb any further radiation.  Over time sliding about surfaces causes gel to slough off, and reduce it’s size. This of course then reduces it’s mental capacity which threatens to reduce it to a zombie like form that will begin absorbing anything in sight!  In addition radioactive decay occurs giving it a plausible life expectancy of at least several thousands of years. Periodic exposure to gamma rays will insure immortality, and maintain its strength & size.  The government has been known to capture Blob’s for use in the clean up of dangerous radiation.  A Blob can actually absorb nuclear waste, and help the environment!  They’re the reason our nuclear waste problems aren’t 100 times worse than they already are. Some say Mother Nature, Goddess Gaia, had a hand in these type of Blob’s creation as a countermeasure for humankind’s radioactive ravages! Unfortunately too much nuclear waste absorption can tend to make them aggressive, and alter their normally chipper demeanor.  This is just another reason to steer clear of nuclear waste dumps! The telltale signs of a dangerous Blob are specs of brown amid its green glittering body, and movement toward you at ramming speed!  The only known repellent for this Blob is Iodine. Otherwise run for your life, and pray he, or she doesn’t encase you within it’s slime ridden gooeyness!  Ewwwwwwww!

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