Halloween’s Haunted Native American Corn Maze Of Hell!

Chilling Corn Mazes as seen in the videos at the end of this story are becoming as common as the quintessential Halloween Haunted House.  As with all attempts to re-create hellish horrors in a safe frighteningly fun environment there runs the risk of malicious metaphysical forces ironically interloping. There are even humans with malevolent machinations … Read moreHalloween’s Haunted Native American Corn Maze Of Hell!

Is Large Marge Real?

 Every Halloween Season, urban legends resurface along America’s loneliest highways, and none is more chilling than the tale of Large Marge. Most people remember her as the terrifying truck driver from the 1985 movie Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, the woman who delivered a cautionary tale about a fatal crash before transforming into a Claymation nightmare. … Read moreIs Large Marge Real?

Thanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

We implore you to remove your Halloween decorations by Thanksgiving as it is the official end of the Halloween Season. This is necessary in order to avoid the specter of bad luck that surrounds the appearance of obsessing over a particular holiday. The precise metaphysical mechanisms for this are not fully understood. Plausibly it could … Read moreThanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!

What’s The Last Day To Eat Halloween Candy?

By the enchanted edict of supernatural law, and that of luck itself, the last day to eat Halloween candy is Thanksgiving Day. This is also the day to remove Halloween Decor as well. What if by some fantastical fluke you have such a marvelous monster load of luscious loot that you simply can’t finish it … Read moreWhat’s The Last Day To Eat Halloween Candy?