Santa Claus Meets The Baby New Year 2018

Father Time, the Baby New Year of 2017, performs the annual ceremonial ritual of presenting the latest Baby New Year to Santa Claus at North Pole City.  On January 1, 2018 Santa, in his capacity as Saint Nicholas, blessed the child holy. He held the Baby New Year 2018 in his arms as his wife, Holly Claus, looked on with joy in her eyes. She also gently held the angelic child.  Santa’s children, Nick, Jr., and Mary, were present as well.  All in attendance took turns holding the cuddly little ball of joy while Father Time & Father Christmas discussed various matters related to our paranormal planet.  All the while one of the worlds few immortal dogs, named Sparky, frolicked about Claus Manor with glee.

After a brief lunch the entire gang of goodness lead a procession down Main Street inside Santa’s sleigh which moved aloft the snowy cobblestone road by two reindeer.  A crowd of Elves, Enchanted Reindeer, and visiting supernatural dignitaries looked on at the spectacle. Later in the evening a fireworks show lit up the Arctic skies above the most magical place on Earth.  Sorry Disney World but you come in a close second compared to the mystical North Pole City.

The Clauses, Chief Elf, and some special guests then partook of a fabulous feast with the Angelic Father Time while the Baby New Year sat in a high chair next to Mother Nature who was there as well.  Finally they bid all farewell, and disappeared into the night in a dazzling display of sparkling dust.

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Krampus Attacks The Anti-Claus

Krampus by Jakub Różalski

When most people gaze upon the horrifying image above they probably think that’s Santa Claus being attacked by the monstrous Krampus. A diabolical Krampus who then sets his illuminated eyes of evil upon some helpless kids! However, the devilish depiction is not what you think! That Santa is actually Claude Claus, aka the Anti-Claus. The Demi-Demon master of Dark Christmas. Santa Claus’s twin brother who was once a Demi-Angel that fell prey to the dark side! Krampus was the original Anti-Claus long before Santa or his brother ever existed. This was back in the days before Christmas when the magical winter wonderland of Yule witches and winter Gods like Jack Frost were all anyone knew. At some point, Krampus was ousted by the Anti-Claus and he’s never been happy about it! Despite being the Dark Claus’s right-hand man for a time they ended up parting ways as frenemies and eventually full-on enemies!

The interesting image took place on December 23rd, 1972 when Krampus finally saw a way to break free of the ancient magics that stopped him from following his complete dark dreams to fruition. Despite his infamous silver shackles rusting away, he was still unable to harm the innocent.  Both the Anti-Claus and Krampus got word of an extremely unique trio of paranormal powered kids who were of a Neutral Holy nature. They were an absolute perfectly innocent balance of good and evil as envisioned by the Queen Of Halloween Shala. Back then her identity was still a secret because she had a bounty on her head by both Angels and Demons as a blasphemous Angel-Demon Hybrid. However, her Halloween emissaries traveled the world 365 days a year to bolster the Halloween Spirit and the goal of peaceful balance between light and darkness. Some high-level forces of evil realized that these supernatural children could be demonically sacrificed for major power and would be a conduit to controlling Halloween Island. In turn, Halloween could be conquered as well. Then it would be a hop, skip, and a jump to dominating Christmas thereby melding it into a Dark Christmas of hellish horror!

Both Krampus and the Anti-Claus set their sights on the kids. However, Krampus caught the Bad Claus by surprise and seriously injured him. Despite being a gargantuan beast a Demi-Demon like the Anti-Claus should be far more powerful. Krampus not only used the element of surprise but also a boatload of dark magics he acquired from wicked witches he allied with.  Krampus didn’t have the power to kill the Dark Claus and it was only a matter of time before he healed himself. So Krampus rabidly attacked the kids who responded with a volley of psychokinetic abilities directly powered by the Spirit Of Halloween that dwell in their hallowed hearts.

Krampus simply wouldn’t go down and eventually the kids found their power exhausted! He moved in for the demonic sacrificial kill when all the sudden a sleigh pulled by nine flying reindeer flew in at ground level and plowed right into him. The sleigh screeched to a halt and the Demi-Angel Claus hopped out with a determined smile on his face. Thankfully he had been on a test flight for Christmas and sensed the terrifying events taking place below. As Krampus stood aloft towering over Santa he punched Father Christmas in the face. It had no effect as he laughed,”I turn the other cheek!” Krampus attempted to strike Santa repeatedly after that but he merely dodged him using super speed. Before Krampus could make another move Santa slapped on a set of silver shackles.  Krampus screamed out in anger,”Noooooooooo not again!” He was referring to the previous set that took centuries to rust and kept him from doing any harm to people.

Santa spun around to speak to the mystical kids but they mysteriously vanished into thin air. The only trace of them was a snow pumpkin nearby that said,”Merry Christmas And Happy Halloween Santa Claus!” Santa then went over to his barely conscious brother the Anti-Claus and healed his injuries. Despite being the Dark Claus being the quintessence of evil he still loved his brother and could not stand seeing him in agony. Santa then said,”Claude come back to North Pole City with me! We can bring you back into the light of love and peace.” Claude chuckled,”Give up your pathetic dream brother! The Devil is the master of this world!” Santa shook his head in disappointment while bidding his brother farewell. He then flew away in his sleigh back to the North Pole.  While in the air Rudolph could be heard bragging,”Gosh I can’t believe I took down Krampus guys!” The other reindeer just shook their heads and rolled their eyes. He was technically the first one to ram into Krampus so who knows?

Unfortunately, Krampus’s shackles were removed by the Devil in 2013 when he took physical form on Earth to father the Anti-Christ! To this day Krampus is on the loose! The Anti-Claus continued to create havoc at Christmas but was never able to destroy the holidays! Shala The Queen Of Halloween continues to maintain just control over her season. The forces of good continue to hold back the darkness of damnation to maintain an acceptable balance until the day evil is eradicated from the Earth! Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Night!😮🎅  [Twitter]

Story By Xavier Remington

Find More Interesting Artwork By Jakub Rozalski

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It’s A Wonderful Life Is Real!

Would you believe the classic Frank Capra Christmas movie It’s A Wonderful Life is indeed based on many true supernatural stories! Real life events that have formed a common urban legend known only among the paranormal community of psychics, seers, and mystics. One of these wondrous people gave Philip Van Doren Stern the idea for his story The Greatest Gift which eventually became It’s A Wonderful Life. It seems a number of people with suicidal thoughts have in fact had a metaphysical experience with their Guardian Angel. The interesting thing about this is the fact that everyone’s Guardian Angel is actually their own afterlife self who has ascended to Heaven outside of time as we know it. Who better would know us and be the perfect person to watch over us without it being embarrassing. Read The Rest On Our Paranormal Blog…

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Girl Elf Cäsar Jacobson: Director Of The North Pole Deaf Communications Center

When at North Pole City, Enchanted Elf Cäsar Jacobson manages the Deaf Communications Center. It is one of many mystical centers that send out supernatural signals to North Pole Inhabitants and visitors. These signals allow everyone to understand each other no matter what language they speak. When it comes to deaf people it gives everyone the skill to understand and perform Sign Language. Everyone who enters the glistening glacial walls of Santa’s wondrous winter wonderland will have the instant ability to converse perfectly with deaf visitors! Read The Rest On Santa Claus’s Website At North Pole City…

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