What Did Santa Claus Do On Easter?

Santa Claus and his wife Holly Claus began Easter morning by welcoming approximately 100 lucky children to an Easter egg hunt at North Pole City.  These kids were chosen by raffle from a pool of thousands. Those whose parents are members of the paranormal community from all around the world.  Many of us in that secret community get the privilege of getting glorious gifts from Santa at Christmas, and sometimes being invited to special North Pole events hosted by the great Father Christmas. This as a reward to the unsung heroes who battle the forces of supernatural evil in the shadows just out of view of the average human.

The egg hunt is apart of the Enchanted Easter Festival which includes a variety of rides, games, and refreshments not seen anywhere on Earth! The apex is the Sunday night Easter banquet where the Easter Bunny himself is invited as the guest of honor. The top 3 winners of the Easter Egg Hunt get to spend a week at Claus Manor as Santa’s personal guests along with a special late afternoon Easter luncheon with the Easter Bunny.  There’s also a sleigh ride to the Easter Bunny’s hidden Easter Village in the Black Forest of Germany.  No matter who wins all children get an elegant Easter basket full of toys made by Elves and treats directly from the Easter Bunny.  Among the festivities, the Easter bunnies baby chicks, and baby bunny helpers hop happily about playing with the kids.

At Noon Santa hosted a luncheon amid a green spring garden full of iridescent flowers magically produced in the middle of the Arctic by his Leprechaun friends with aid of the Easter Bunny emissaries.  Cups ran over with Easter eggnog, and plates piled high with mystical non-meat ham, Cadbury Eggs, chocolate Easter Bunnies, jelly beans, marshmallow Peeps, and a plethora of other treats. The kids were allowed to eat as much as they wanted because nobody gets sick or injured within the sacred walls of Santa’s magical North Pole City.  Children with chocolate smeared on their faces went on a feeding frenzy as they screamed with glee over the tons of candy they went crazy for! Santa and the Easter Bunny stood nearby laughing heartily! It was a delightful day of fantastical fun!

Although Santa was always present the Easter Bunny would pop into one of his wondrous rabbit holes to instantly appear somewhere on Earth to hide eggs, attend to important Easter business, and also hold his own holiday festivities at Easter Village in Germany. This little guy really gets around. Thankfully he finished most of his egg hiding that morning. Easter Monday would be another round of Easter celebrations at the Bunny’s village. Santa Claus and his family would be in attendance.

As nightfall approached a dazzling fireworks display lit the Arctic skies amid an amazing magically induced Aurora.  Santa then gave a rousing Easter speech before introducing the Bunny Man himself to instill the Easter Spirit within everyone in amazing attendance.  A number of people would be staying the week while others got into their planes, sleighs, or magical portals to go to the Easter Bunny’s Village, or head home to continue their quest to aid humankind, and halt the nefarious forces of darkness!

The Story Of The Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny is named Eggbert, and he is the world’s only known Werehare. His human form is limited to Christmas but he may take a normal bunny form of any color, or 6 foot tall anthropomorphic bipedal rabbit form at will.  Although certain factors may force him into various bunny forms just as the Full Moon turns some humans into Werewolves.  Eggbert always fought against the forces of darkness until he met his match in Santa Claus’s evil twin brother, aka The Anti-Claus, and his dark coven of Witches. They eradicated him with extreme prejudice but through a cruel twist of fate resurrected him as an immortal bunny so they could torment him for daring to take them on! Santa Claus intervened and used his Heavenly influence to make Eggbert a Saint thereby granting him extra special powers. This unusual set of circumstances transformed him into a werehare. The conditions of his Sainthood were that he must live out the rest of his life with the supposed hardship of the spell cast upon him. Fortunately, he loves being a little or sometimes a big bunny man. So it ended up all good in the end! This is why he can only be human on Christmas courtesy of Santa Claus, and the Spirit Of Christmas. Happy Easter To All And To All An Excellent Egg Hunt!

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How Fast Does Santa Claus Travel?

Angels in biological form can actually move at the speed of light!  The closer they are to this speed the more their physical form begins to phase into a pure energy form.  They are limited to this speed due to the laws of physics.  However, they can also create a bubble of five-dimensional hyperspace around them and move at nearly unlimited faster than light speeds allowing for travel back in time.  Santa Claus is a half Angel, or a Demi-Angel, who is also half human.  He has informed us that he can run at approximately 40% the speed of light along with achieving a slightly higher speed through flying without reindeer. He does this via self-telekinesis or levitation.

Santa Claus also has the psychokinetic power of Chronokinesis.  Chronokinesis is the manipulation of time to allow for travel to the past and future along with slowing down or speeding up time.  His personal angelic speed, slowing down time, magical sleigh, and enchanted reindeer allow him to deliver all his gifts in one Christmas night.  Santa’s sleigh moves at the speed of light thanks to magic.  On his own, Santa Claus can move at half the speed of light which is 335,308,314.5 mph.  With magical help courtesy of the Christmas Spirit, Father Christmas can move at the speed of light or 670,616,629 mph. He has also experimented with 5-D hyperspace bubbles but utilization of them on Earth while on the move can be disruptive.

Needless to say, if you’ve been naughty there’s no point in running away from Santa because he’ll catch you every time!  Even if you hide he’ll just travel back in time to a point where he knows you’ll be.   For those who are nice good luck on catching him in the act of eating your milk, and cookies on Christmas Eve! Perhaps you’ll be fortunate enough to catch a glimpse of a red blur whizzing through your home!

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What Did Santa Claus Do On Saint Patrick’s Day?

Where Does Saint Patrick Physically Materialize On Earth?
Santa Claus Meets LeprechaunOn Saint Patrick’s Day Saint Nicholas, aka Santa Claus, & Mrs.Holly Claus along with their children, Nick, and Mary, traveled to the heart of Ireland to visit the secret stronghold of the Leprechaun’s.  Santa’s normally bright red sleigh was magically tinted green in honor of the luckiest Lilliputians on Earth! The sleigh mystically pulled by nine levitating reindeer flew across sunny Irish skies, and followed a mystical Rainbow to it’s supernatural end. There Santa gracefully landed in a field of shiny shamrocks near the magically cloaked Leprechaun village sometime in the early afternoon. Santa met with the Leader Of The Leprechauns, King Lochlann, who gave the Claus Family the grand tour of their enchanted enclave including Lucky Lake at the center. Lucky Lake is the largest natural magical wishing well on the planet.  The entire lake bed glimmers bright from all the gold coins lining the bottom. Santa threw in his annual ceremonial gold North Pole coin, and made an undisclosed wish. Lochlann then blessed Santa & his holy family with good luck in an ancient traditional Leprechaun luck ceremony in which Santa was presented with a bag of Supernatural Shamrock’s, and Lucky Charms. No we’re not talking about the cereal here folks!

As evening approached Santa Claus changed into traditional Leprechaun garb provided as a gift in an XXXX-Large size.  However The Great Claus still left his trademark red stocking cap on.  At sunset an exalted ceremony of enchantment was conducted to summon the Angel Saint Patrick who is the Patron Saint of the Leprechauns, and all the Irish people. He is the ultimate leader of St. Patrick’s Day who professionally organized the Leprechauns sometime in the 5th century in their mission of spreading global good luck. Before that Leprechauns had mainly stayed in Ireland, and were more concerned with collecting gold which does have a natural attraction of metaphysical luck.  They were originally created by the Irish nature Gods to be miners, and managers of Gold.  From the Heavens in a green sparkling aura of fantastical light, the Angel Patrick descended down past the iridescent sunset as everyone was struck silent in awe of the awesome sight. Saint Patrick materialized wearing a dark emerald silk robe sparking with Shamrocks as a glittering gold halo was just barely visible above his head. King Lochlann, and the other Lilliputians bowed before their patron Saint. Santa, being a half-Archangel, and a Saint himself, walked over to him.  He shook his hand heartily while loudly saying,”Ho ho ho Merry Saint Patrick’s Day our most honored Irish Angel Patrick!” Patrick then replied,”God bless you my saintly brother Nicholas! Everyone in Heaven appreciates all you do to aid the cause of goodness on our fine Lords Earth!” As night fell torches of holy emerald tinted flames were lit. Everyone took a seat at a long glimmering green table with specks of glittering gold in it.  It was supposedly made of “infinite” shamrocks paranormally pressed together amid the luck of saintly shredded gold by Leprechaun, and Elf artisans many centuries ago!  The titanic table was set with pure solid gold dishware in front of a large outdoor amphitheater. The honored guests were served a sumptuous seven course supper. Then some of the Leprechauns put on a stupendous show which included singing, dancing, and magnificent magic.  There was even a special guesting starring appearance from a usually shy Unicorn who was quite jubilant!

As the two supernatural saints ate, and drank green shamrock ale, they discussed the latest metaphysical happenings going on in Heaven, and around the Universe. They even whispered about extraterrestrial worlds in other galaxies humans didn’t have a clue about! There was brief talk of Armageddon, and other serious matters on the state of the paranormal planet. Jolly Old Saint Nick seemed suddenly sullen as the Devil’s name was mentioned as a major player in the coming chaos of the inevitable apocalypse to decide the fate of Earth, and humankind. Talk of his twin brother, the Anti-Claus, caused a visible sadness in Saint Nick. Unfortunately when they started talking about the Omniverse God they began speaking in an undecipherable Angelic language that was even beyond Enochian. It sounded something like a series of mesmerizing melodies more than actual spoken words.  Like a couple of supernatural song birds. The vocalizations put both Mermaids, and Sirens to shame! Santa appeared a bit shocked near the end of the conversation as a gasp was uttered loudly.  A master Leprechaun linguist nearby claims he understood one phrase, “The Darkness“.  Clearly the forces of evil will not be easily defeated!  Luckily the grim talk was brief, and most of the evening was jolly joking, and upbeat revelry!

When the show ended toward the Midnight Witching Hour the Saints Patrick, and Nicholas rose along with everyone else sitting at the table to applaud, and cheer with glee. Saint Patrick then led the entire crowd to Lucky Lake where he blessed the waters holy, and baptized seven lucky Leprechauns. Saint Nicholas did the same with 12 other Leprechauns. The baptizing process was a way to appease the Archangel hierarchy when Patrick first proposed embracing the Pagan Leprechauns who were the direct product of the Earthly Gods, and Goddesses.  So Leprechauns are not only lucky but holy as well! Saint Patrick bid everyone a warm farewell, and wade into the blessed holy waters causing it to glow brightly in a neon spring green hue. Once at the lakes center he waved majestically while floating upward.  Patrick ascended into the dark starry skies glittering blindly with green, and gold as he phased away ascending back to the Heavenly dimensions above. This caused a serene shower of glittering energy flakes to fall forth upon everyone like a magical snow. Several Leprechauns began scurrying about collecting the substance in glass jars as it was pure essence of holy luck.  Saint Nicholas then took a loving leave of his little friends.  The Claus Family’s sleigh shot off into the sky in a flurry of sparkling red, green, and white light. They arrived back at North Pole City at 2:00 AM Greenwich Mean Time.  This information was acquired by our secret supernatural sources, and we hope everyone had a very merry Saint Patrick’s Day!

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Is Frosty The Snowman Real?

Yes indeed the most legendary Snowman of all time real. Now of course Frosty The Snowman is of no relation to the ferocious Abominable Snowmen, aka Yeti, that instills terror into the hearts of children, and adults alike.  Frosty on the other hand is a delight to all who cross his paranormal path.  The famous Frosty lives in Claus Forest which is on the western side of Santa Claus’s North Pole City.  His portrayal in the classic cartoon bearing his name is somewhat fictional but is in fact based on the true story of an enchanted anthropomorphic snowman who gained locomotion, and sapience on Earth!  You can watch the classic Frosty The Snowman cartoon online here.

One fateful night on Christmas Eve 1948 as Santa Claus began his journey delivering gifts around the world, some children were about to make history by inadvertently bringing a mystical being into existence.  At North Pole City these gifted psychokinetic children, and their parents had been welcomed as guests by Santa Claus.  Early on Christmas Eve by the light of mystical candles, a crescent moon, the extra bright holy Christmas Star, and a sky full of shimmering stars, the kids built a snowman on the sacred grounds of Santa Claus’s Manor. The snow itself was mixed with magical sparkling Elf Dust which is similar to Fairy dust. Elf Dust is a by-product of Elves exhaling. It’s invisible when breathed out but over time it accumulates in the environment. The serene looking snowman had eyes, and nose made of coal taken from a nearby shed.  His nose was a large pink gum drop from one of the children’s pockets. His mouth was made with a piece of red licorice that another child had with them.  No corncob pipe was placed in his mouth.  Also he was not given a top hat but rather one of Santa’s spare red hats with white trim, and the white tassel on top.  His arms were made of the branches of an enchanted evergreen. Once he was done they named him Frosty.  A series of amazing coincidences animated this snowman, and actually gave him a sentient mind, and soul as well.

As with most kids who end up at the North Pole they are children of good supernatural entities or humans who fight against evil in the world of the paranormal that remains hidden from most people.  One of these children was a hereditary witch who was born with the active power of Quintekinesis which is life force manipulation. This interacted with another child’s Cryokinetic power of ice, and snow manipulation. They knew not of their power at the time, and inadvertently animated the snowman.  Upon completion of their snowy masterpiece they all hugged the Snowman together, and declared they loved him thereby transferring their combined power of innocent magic, and infinite imagination that dwells within all kids.  Another factor in creating this unique supernatural being was the fact that the Goddess Gaia, aka the very soul of the Earth itself, was naturally drawn to the child who possessed the life force manipulation powers.  Her life force was focused upon the ground in that area.  So Frosty was built with holy supernatural snows laden with Elf Dust upon a North Pole paranormal hot spot empowered by the very life force of the planet itself.  All these factors combined created the first known walking, talking, thinking, and emotional snowman to ever exist on Earth.  In addition since he is made of holy North Pole City snow he repels all manner of diabolical denizens of darkness!

When the force of life swept through the Snowman the Elf Dust within his sainted snows sparkled brightly with a plethora of rainbow colors as his eyes of coal turned somewhat human like except much rounder.  His red licorice mouth opened up in a wide smile to reveal teeth.  His gum drop nose smoothed out, and became like the surface of a perfect pink jelly bean.  Snow crawled away from his body to cover his evergreen arms creating human like arms, and hands.  His face, and entire body became somewhat human like as he grew snow legs.  He ended up looking somewhat like he does in the cartoon we all know, and love.  A cartoon clearly based in reality as the chubby lovable snowman walks among us.  Upon full animation his first words were “Merry Christmas” rather than “Happy Birthday” since he was born on Christmas Day.  The enchantment of the the holiday itself probably played a role in his animation as well.

The kids were shocked, and an Elf nearby ran for help as he’d never seen anything like that happen before.  Soon more kids, other North Pole City guests, all the elves, enchanted reindeer, Mrs.Claus, and her children gathered around this marvelous mystical miracle!  Frosty was fully self aware, and knew how to speak complete English as well as every other language on Earth.  That could be due to one of the special kids having the power of Omnilingualism, or the natural ability to understand any language in the Universe. He also had the personality of an innocent jovial child yet was quite intelligent. When Santa Claus arrived home on Christmas morning he considered Frosty one of the most amazing gifts he’d ever received.  Frosty The Snowman soon became a fan favorite fixture of North Pole City and a good friend to everyone residing there.  Even the notoriously cold Jack Frost! He acts as the Ambassador for the City greeting visitors, and traveling at times to other paranormal locations on behalf of Santa Claus.

We at Mystic Investigations have had the pleasure of first meeting Frosty when we attended a Christmas Dinner at North Pole City in Christmas 2011.  He’s oddly warm to the touch as his white snow body sparkles in sheer iridescence.  He is child like in nature which would lead you to believe he might have a low IQ but as we said he’s very smart, and is like a walking encyclopedia as he sucks up knowledge like a sponge.  He teaches kids a lot while making everything seem fun.  He even acts as a teacher at North Pole School. A facility for the kids of long term visitors. It’s hard to not feel like a kid again when you spend even one minute with Frosty.  Contrary to popular belief removing his hat doesn’t turn him back into a regular snowman as that is not what created him.  However he does have the power to play dead, and appear like a real snowman at will.  The sneaky fellow loves playing that trick on people.  You’ll think it’s a regular snowman, and all the sudden he reanimates and screams at you with glee scaring the ever loving heck out of you! And of course it’s no surprise that he is the master of any snow ball fight giving an entire brigade of Elves a run for their money!

Frosty-The-Enchanted-SnowmanFrosty The Snowman must remain cold or he will melt.  Although the enchanted snow he’s made of resists far more heat than normal snow. If he must travel he tries to stay in cold areas. Otherwise he has a special refrigeration unit he stays in.  He can actually withstand 80 degrees Fahrenheit in the hot sun for up to 30 minutes before he really starts to deteriorate!  There have been instances where he fully melted but his life force remains among the melted magical North Pole Christmas snow.  When the holy water is collected, and exposed to cold he reanimates as if nothing ever happened.  Generally he spends most of his time at North Pole City in his beloved Claus Forest.  He loves the outdoors, and has never had any interest in building a house for himself. Especially considering the fact that he requires no shelter, sleep, or food. You’d think it would be creepy to meet an anthropomorphic snowman but he’s downright adorable, radiates a loving warmth, and sense of humor most human adults could never muster up even on their best days.  God bless Frosty The Snowman, and Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Watch The Classic Frosty The Snowman Cartoon

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