Who Is The Anti-Claus?

Most people revel in the joy and warmth surrounding the events of Christmas Day as the sun sets and they sit down for a hearty Christmas dinner. On the other hand some nefarious figures look upon Christmas night as Dark Christmas Eve. These Dark Pagans, Demonic Worshippers, and entities of evil decorate their upside down black Christmas tree with a Demon statue on top in anticipation of a momentous event of evil. For upon that night one of the most evil and powerful entities on Earth will visit them to imbue them with dark powers, grant evil wishes, or leave gifts of thanks for the evil they perpetuate in their lives. This entity is known as the Anti-Claus whose full name is Claudius Claus. Usually called Claude Claus since the 17th century. He is in fact the long lost evil twin brother of Santa Claus who was given up not long after his birth. Unlike Santa he was raised by horrible abusive foster parents deep into the black arts. He did not know for a long time who his brother was but once he hooked up with powerful evil forces in the paranormal community, he learned who he really was and what his dark destiny would be.  Read The Rest Of The Dark Claus Tale Of Terror On Our Main Website…

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Proper Care Of The Mystical Crimson Christmas Poinsettia

December 12th is Poinsettia Day! Certainly the Poinsettia is the quintessential plant of Christmas featuring it’s striking crimson flowering leaves.  Not only is it a must for beautiful Christmas decor but also a repellent for Dark Christmas evil.  Namely the Anti-Claus, who is weakened by this mystical foliage that embodies the Spirit Of ChristmasSanta Claus, along with Mrs.Claus, decorates North Pole City’s Claus Manor prominently with the proud Poinsettia.  Naturally there is a price to pay for all that the pretty Poinsettia provides to those in the paranormal, and human communities.  It’s rather difficult to care for past a short period of time during the Christmas season when it blooms red with glamorous glee.  However a well cared for Poinsettia may be able to last to almost the time of Easter with crimson leaves intact. Those who take great care may be able to maintain a poinsettia indefinitely. Although it will be completely dark green with no trace of red.

Place your precious plant near the window in your home that receives the brightest light. However take care to avoid direct sunlight.  A southern window with an extremely thin shade or blinds closed may very well be the best lighting option.  Let the top inch of soil dry out before watering it as the crimson and emerald foliage care not for their roots to become water logged. Avoid drafts in the winter whether it be heat from air vents or cold from poorly insulated doors, and windows.  Room temperature is ideal. Poinsettias can be sensitive to temperature fluctuations.  They prefer temperatures between 75-65 degrees fahrenheit. Indeed the Poinsettia is a delicate Prince of a plant who also has issues with humidity as well.  50% air humidity is what it craves.  Utilize a humidifier or mist the leaves with water during the dry indoor winter heating season.

As Christmas, and New Year’s Day comes to pass leaves may fall, and flutter upon your table creating a personal indoor autumn. Please don’t give up on your mystical botanical treasure.  It will start to grow new green leaves, and if you’re lucky it will bloom ruby red again during the next Christmas season.  Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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How Old Is Santa Claus Right Now?

Santa’s age updated and accurate for 2016.

Father ChristmasSaint Nicholas, also known as Santa Claus, was born in an unknown month of 270 AD so he would now be 1,747 years old.  The date is most likely shrouded in mystery to protect the Baby Claus from possible temporal incursions by nefarious time travelers.  Saint Nick technically died on Saint Nicholas Day December 6th, 343 AD at the age of 73. Despite being an Immortal Demi-Angel born of an Angel father, and human mother, Santa is vulnerable to his evil twin brother Claudius.  In addition he did not have his full range of powers as he lived, and aged like a normal human for the first 73 years of his life. A Heavenly requirement to prove himself worthy of his Father Christmas powers. Claudius, who later became known as the notorious Anti-Claus, heinously dispatched Nicholas in a rage filled fit of jealousy! Angelic forces led by Santa’s Father Sarandiel intervened, and resurrected Nicholas as Santa Claus on Christmas Day December 25th, 343 AD.

If we only count his life after his miraculous rebirth then the supernatural being we know as Santa Claus would be 1,673 years old. Santa does indeed celebrate his original birth into this world along with his resurrection on Christmas Day amid his furious global gift deliveries. Upon his resurrection he was imbued with extra powers due to his Father being promoted to an Archangel in Heaven.  This makes Santa Claus just about the most powerful paranormal being on Earth!  The only known Archangel-Human Hybrid! A force for good that directs the Spirit Of Christmas to bring feelings of joy, selfless giving, and peace on Earth among humankind!

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Saint Nicholas Day

Saint NicholasDecember 6th is Saint Nicholas Day! A time to celebrate Santa Claus’s 73 human like years on Earth between 270-343 AD.  During those years he was known as Nicholas Of Myra. St Nick’s Day is also a celebration of Santa’s resurrection from death. Despite being born a Demi-Angel, or Angel-Human Hybrid, his true power was suppressed so he could lead one normal human life.  This is the requirement to be a Demi-Angel upon this Earth.  The Heavenly suppression of his Angelic powers is why he aged to 73 years before being mercilessly slain by his dark twin Demi-Demon brother Claude Claus.  Claude officially become the Anti-Claus when he murdered Old Saint Nick, and the last of his Angelic DNA degraded to that of Demonic on December 6th.  Saint Nicholas was resurrected as the mighty Father Of Christmas Santa Claus who is known to be the most powerful supernatural being on this planet!  Even though he has the power to revert his biological form to a younger looking status he chooses to remain as the image of his seventy something self.  Of course he’s an extremely healthy, and gleeful glowing looking senior citizen with a muscular physique!

The vast majority of the time a human procreating with an Angel is considered blasphemy, and the child is a Nephilim marked for termination.  Usually this is warranted since Nephilim have a nasty habit of turning out evil.  Although there is occasionally a good one such as the infamous Paul Bunyan.  They say poor old Paul is still on the run from Heaven while constantly being courted by Hell to join their dark cause. Come on Archangels grant Big Bunyan a pardon, and bless him as a Demi-Angel! Once in a blue moon Heaven does bless Angel-Human unions, and the child is then declared a holy sainted Demi-Angel like Saint Nicholas.  Unfortunately they must continually prove their worth to Heaven, and earn their right to retain their immortal Angelic powers. Four days each year he must pay homage to his human side, and be completely free of Angel powers.

The annual Trials Of Saint Nicholas falling in December is probably the worst time of year to do this but thankfully Mrs. Claus, the Chief Elf, and his son Nick, Jr. take over managing the ramp up to Christmas. During his four days as a mortal human he is quite vulnerable to potential attack, and is not allowed to seek refuge in his mystical North Pole City.  Nor allowed to contact his magical Christmas associates, or anyone with higher dimensional based paranormal powers.  He is usually at risk from the Anti-Claus who has been thankfully missing since 2013 when he melded into the Devil’s new Earthly body.  Of course there is still Krampus who is currently considered the Anti-Claus.  Regrettably the recent Third Battle Of Armageddon saw the Devil disappear with rumors that the Anti-Claus has returned to Earth! As of the recent 2016 update of this article there have been sparse sighting of the Dark Claus reported to those of us in the real paranormal community!

On the evening of December 5th Santa dons his old religious Saint Nicholas Bishop Old Saint Nicholaswardrobe.  He bids Mrs.Claus, and his kids, Nick Jr & Mary, farewell along with his Elves, and Reindeer as well.  This is a journey he must make without them as a yearly rite of passage to continue enjoying his immortal powers with Heaven’s blessing. If he fails he could revert to a Nephilim form or simply become a 70 something human left to live out the rest of his mortal life with no memory of who he was! Saint Nicholas takes his giant magical gift satchel, and mounts his white Angelic horse, named Snowflake, to begin making St. Nick Day deliveries.  Once Santa leaves North Pole City he is gradually stripped of his holy powers. This means only Snowflake can find, and navigate Angelic portholes to get to homes around the world at light speed. Saint Nick leaves coins, and treats in stockings and/or shoes for those who have been good.  The ultra exceptional sainted souls get a holy diamond!  The ones he rates the best receive the honor of having him as a dinner guest for a Midnight Saint Nicks meal.  After all once he turns human he gets very hungry!  Whatever time zone that is in is where his four day trial begins. The first breaking of bread within the Witching Hour is when the last ounce of his super powers subside!

A unique facet of Saint Nicholas Day is the fact that it’s the only time Santa leaves a gift of disapproval to those who finds not to be so nice. Those found to be less than stellar get a lump of coal in their stockings as a warning to shape up before Christmas so they can get some sweet gifts!  Those who get gifts could very well become full of themselves, and put their Christmas in jeopardy with an arrogant attitude. Especially if they gloat in front of those who got coal thereby causing them to swim in even more shame.

That being said, just like Christmas, Saint Nicholas Day’s direct Santa gift giving only happens to those of us in the paranormal community as directed in the Supernatural Secrecy Pact.  It’s a reward for our fight against the forces of supernatural evil. However exceptionally worthy humans, both kids, and adults, get gifts directly from Saint Nick as well since he is known to skirt the parameters of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact. The rest of the world relies on parents to fill their kids stockings in Saint Nicholas’s name.  Parents are compelled to do so when they become infused with the joyous Spirit Of Christmas.  A non-sapient Spirit fueled by the revelry of selfless gift giving, and the happiness of children who possess the magic of innocence.

Black PeterSaint Nicholas doesn’t make his deliveries alone.  He has a helper from his early days named Black Peter, aka Zwarte Piet.  He is resurrected once a year to aid Santa, and have his back if attacked in human form.  Black Peter generally holds the bag of coal along with distributing them to the stockings of less than pure individuals.  Unfortunately Zwarte Piet doesn’t have any special powers in his human form.  However if things get bad he can revert to ghost status, and the limited powers that come with it.  This is a last resort  since he prefers to enjoy his one day a year on Earth as a human. He is also aware of the Heavenly edict that Santa preserve in his mortality with no supernatural help if possible.

At the first light of dawn on Saint Nicholas Day Santa attends a different church service each year before embarking on his perilous journey as a true human.  Even as he makes his Saint Nick’s Day deliveries his memories of being Santa Claus fades away with only memories of being Nicholas of Myra left once in church.  After the church service Black Peter, and Snowflake The Horse, bids him farewell as Santa embarks on his true trial of immortal Demi-Angel worthiness.  For 3 days, and nights his memory will be wiped, and he will be sent out into the human world to live as a mere mortal. Santa’s Father the Archangel Sarandiel teleports him to a random location with absolutely no memory of who he was.  Santa ends up wearing whatever clothing is appropriate to his location.  There various obstacles, and challenges will be placed before him to deal with. It’s during this time he is at his most vulnerable to attack by paranormal beings of darkness! Thankfully his identity is magically cloaked!

On December 9th at Midnight his memories of being Nicholas Of Myra begin gradually returning.  As the first light of holy dawn manifests his memories of being Santa Claus return.  However his immortal Angel powers are not back yet!  The Archangel Sarandiel appears to inform Santa if he passed his annual test of Demi-Angel fitness.  If he passes then his spirit briefly enters Heaven to commune with Angels & Saints while his body lies dormant.  Thankfully his powers are restored so if anyone tries to attack him they will most likely fail.  Upon returning to his body he is promptly teleported back to North Pole City to resume his Christmas production preparations.  If he were to ever fail his test of immortality then Santa would remain a powerless mortal for one year.  At the end of that year his life would be judged, and he could possibly return to his Demi-Angel life.  Three failures in a lifetime would equal permanent mortal status, complete memory wipes, and banishment from North Pole City for not only Santa but his entire family!

That could very well spell the end of Christmas forever!  Since his power is the heart of the Christmas Spirit, and the fuel of North Pole City, it would eventually fade away forcing the Elves, Enchanted Reindeer, and all inhabitants to leave as Mother Earth’s Arctic elements reclaim it!  We regret to inform you that Santa actually failed his first trial hundreds of years ago no thanks to the Anti-Claus tricking him!  So there’s two more left! We have faith Santa won’t ever fail the test ever again!  Especially since the Devil seriously messed with him in 2013, and he passed! After that the Devil was barred from interfering ever again!

We wish Saint Nicholas good luck as human this week!  His human status officially begins at Midnight December 6th.  If he lives to see Midnight December 9th, passing his Heavenly trials, then he will renew his immortality, and Earthly Angelic powers as Santa Claus for another year.  If however some nefarious entity manages to take him out then he must ascend to Heaven as a full Angel, and give up life on Earth thereby most likely ending Christmas. Especially considering that the Spirit Of Christmas, the mystical nature of North Pole City, and most of the supernatural beings that reside within are linked to Santa’s Earthly presence. Still there is faith that Santa’s son Nick, Jr, or even his younger daughter Mary, could be up for the task to take over the title of Christmas King.  Perhaps Saint Nicholas could somehow get Archangel permission to send his spirit forth to keep Christmas alive! If by some chance you run across Santa Claus in danger then it’s your duty to protect him with your life! Pray for him, and the continuation of Christmas this year!

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