Twilight

Thank God the Twilight vampires are not real!� At least not in this particular Universe.� Vampires do exist but they are nothing like the silly sparkling suckers of blood brewing with emotional angst while fawning all over humans. If we had to conjecture what these brooding vampires are then we�d say they were a mating between a fairy and a vampire which isn�t possible in this reality as their supernatural DNA is incompatible. Also a vampire...