Holiday Spirits Health Bars

The Health Of The Holidays

The Spirits Of Holidays are an enchanted energy mechanism created by the mere mass celebration of any given holiday. The sub-conscious non-intelligent Spirit is the product of a holidays supernatural leader and the human collective consciousness. The metaphysical energy built up within a holidays spirit can be used by
practitioners of magic, supernatural beings, and of course humans who
may sub-consciously draw upon the paranormal power for various reasons. Certainly it contributes to the bolstering of certain emotions and states of mind in the humans and sometimes the paranormal creatures of the planet Earth!

Recently we figured out how to translate the amount of energy into a video game style health bar configuration. This is done via our top flight psychics and witches who input collected data into a unique computer algorithm. As the process is manual at the front-end the health bars below are only accurate at the time of update listed at the end of this article.

Holiday Spirit Energy Levels

We chose seven holidays that include New Year’s, Valentines Day, Saint Patrick’s Day, Easter, Halloween, and Christmas. We even calculated one evil holiday known as Dark Christmas presided over by the Demi-Demon Anti-Claus! Dark holidays are often weaker as most of the human populace doesn’t celebrate them. However their strong leaders coupled with powerful paranormal followers can charge them up enough to be a hindrance on the equivalent good holiday. Another contributing factor are negative thoughts about the good holiday which are then siphoned into the counter holidays spirit. For any holiday the energy goes down the further away from the day or season of celebration in question. Health goes down when a great deal of witches, warlocks, wizards, and sorcerers draw on the Spirits energies.

Holiday Health Bars


Spirit Of New Years  10%

New Year’s is almost drained. Thankfully the Spirit is most important at the start and exact end of the year. Still it wouldn’t hurt to picture the Baby New Year 2019 with good will!


Spirit Of Valentines  44%

Not much love in the world. Still 44% ain’t bad being this far away from February 14th.


Spirit Of Saint Patrick’s  52%

We’re at 50% luck. This is often the most drawn upon Spirit since everyone is always wishing for luck. It isn’t drained thanks to Leprechauns!


Spirit Of Easter 25%

Poor Easter Bunny needs your help! Think of colored eggs, jelly beans, Easter eggnog, little chicks, and fluffy bunnies folks!


Spirit Of Halloween  100%

Halloween is still charged at 100% as we pass into the Day Of The Dead! Queen Of Halloween Shala reports it actually surged to 113% on October 31st but many magical practitioners called upon it coupled with non-corporeal entities using it to manifest into our physical world.


Spirit Of Christmas  62%

The Christmas Spirit generally never falls into the 50% range courtesy of it being the most popular holiday coupled with its leader, Saint Nicholas, being a powerful Demi-Angel! Now the season is upon us so these numbers will rise quickly to bring more peace and joy into the world!


Dark Christmas Spirit  15%

No tears shed for Dark Xmas! It isn’t fully drained as the Dark Claus and his minions fight to keep the hellish Spirit alive! Naturally the Devil does his part to bolster this abomination of a holiday as well! Celebrations include demonic rituals and upside down black Christmas trees of death with the Devil on top! Oh my!😈


Updated November 2nd, 2018…We’ll try to update the supernatural health bars once a month.

Mystic Investigations Amusement Park Adventure

Xavier Remington, Mystic Investigations President Here! The employees have been trying to get me to acknowledge National Roller Coaster Day since I have a thing for most holidays including the extremely minor ones. I finally caved in and decided to take everyone to the amusement park for an extended lunch. However, they had to ride the scariest Roller Coaster the minute they got there without barfing or they’d have to return to work. Some declined to go at all due to not liking such rides. A few took up an offer from our Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander who is a vampire. He promised to compel or hypnotize them into not being afraid anymore. A few took him up on the offer. He would be staying behind due to sunlight issues that make him burst into unholy flames.  Read The Rest Of The Story That Includes A Sasquatch-Human Hybrid Attack!

Mystic Investigations Independence Day Adventures

These are the supernatural stories of what Mystic Investigations was up to on various Independence Days.

July 4th, 2014 – The Summer Of Slenderman!
Summertime SlendermanThe sinister Slenderman appeared in a flash of eerie emerald light in the midst of the nocturnal Mystical Forest of Woodland Springs, Colorado.  This most malicious monster from a parallel dimension teleports with ease when fully powered up on the life force of the innocent children he preys upon.  Of course in their case, he merely kidnaps them and holds some semblance of reverence for their magical purity as his dimension contains no kids.  Slender Man’s real nefarious nature flies free when mentally torturing adults, and instilling the Slender Sickness upon them.  He relishes driving them into a paranormal madness that leads to the manipulation of their minds to murder others, and then commit suicide. Rarely does he directly kill his intended target. He gains more pleasure in being the puppet master of unwitting humans in his real-life chess game of doom!  However, when attacked he will eradicate all who dare to defy him!  Slender Man was sentenced to Earth by his own people for unknown crimes many centuries ago, and now his only mission in life is to prey upon us! Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…

July 4th, 2015 – The Pyrokinetic Protege
Fair Witch RebeccaThe blasphemous Brimstone, Sorcerer Of Darkness, and former apprentice of the current King Of Hell Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo, magically blasted through the glass entrance doors of Mystic Investigations headquarters.  Amid the flying shattering glass he violently vociferated,”Mystic Investigations release my protege, and I promise nobody will be harmed! Keep me waiting any longer, and you shall all surely die!” Through the Sorcerer’s remodeled front entrance six of his henchmen entered all armed with swords.  Brimstone, dressed in his ceremonial Sorcerers robe, ordered them to scatter, and find everyone.  Brimstone himself walked behind the Receptionists desk, and activated the intercom system broadcasting his demands once again.  At that moment an old portly woman waddled in, and meekly said,”I have a Gnome in my basement.  He refuses to leave. He scares the hell out of me! Can you help me sir?”  Brimstone calmly replied,”My dear woman why on Earth would you want to get rid of a Gnome?  Consider it a blessing, and offer it plenty of children to eat.  In return he will defend you against any threat, and take out anyone you may find undesirable.”  The woman was speechless for several seconds before replying,”Ah ummm thank you sir.”  She turned around, and waddled out the door with a puzzled look on her face. Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…