Mystic Investigations Independence Day Adventures


These are the supernatural stories of what Mystic Investigations was up to on various Independence Days. In 2014 we found one of Slenderman’s infamous caverns where he stores his kidnapped kids in an eternal stasis. As we saved the children we witnessed an epic battle between the shapeshifting one and his nemesis the Slenderman Assassin! Then in 2015 we discovered a local fireworks proprietor was putting on spectacular shows using his amazing pyrokinetic and photokinetic powers! We later aided in saving him from a sinister Sorcerer who wanted to utilize his power for dark purposes!

The Summer Of Slenderman! – July 4th, 2014

The sinister Slenderman appeared in a flash of eerie emerald light in the midst of the nocturnal Mystical Forest of Woodland Springs, Colorado.  This most malicious monster from a parallel dimension teleports with ease when fully powered up on the life force of the innocent children he preys upon. Of course in their case, he merely kidnaps them and holds some semblance of reverence for their magical purity as his dimension contains no kids.  Slender Man’s real nefarious nature flies free when mentally torturing adults, and instilling the Slender Sickness upon them.  He relishes driving them into a paranormal madness that leads to the manipulation of their minds to murder others, and then commit suicide. Rarely does he directly kill his intended target. He gains more pleasure in being the puppet master of unwitting humans in his real-life chess game of doom!  However, when attacked he will eradicate all who dare to defy him!  Slender Man was sentenced to Earth by his own people for unknown crimes many centuries ago, and now his only mission in life is to prey upon us! Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…

The Pyrokinetic Protege – July 4th, 2015

The blasphemous Brimstone, Sorcerer Of Darkness, and former apprentice of the current King Of Hell Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo, magically blasted through the glass entrance doors of Mystic Investigations headquarters.  Amid the flying shattering glass he violently vociferated,”Mystic Investigations release my protege, and I promise nobody will be harmed! Keep me waiting any longer, and you shall all surely die!” Through the Sorcerer’s remodeled front entrance six of his henchmen entered all armed with swords.  Brimstone, dressed in his ceremonial Sorcerers robe, ordered them to scatter, and find everyone.  Brimstone himself walked behind the Receptionists desk, and activated the intercom system broadcasting his demands once again.  At that moment an old portly woman waddled in, and meekly said,”I have a Gnome in my basement.  He refuses to leave. He scares the hell out of me! Can you help me sir?”  Brimstone calmly replied,”My dear woman why on Earth would you want to get rid of a Gnome?  Consider it a blessing, and offer it plenty of children to eat. In return he will defend you against any threat, and take out anyone you may find undesirable.”  The woman was speechless for several seconds before replying,”Ah ummm thank you sir.”  She turned around, and waddled out the door with a puzzled look on her face. Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…

The Mardi Gras Joker Was Nearly Captured By Two Elves!

The Demi-Angel Santa Claus has become increasingly concerned with a Super Villain called The Mardi Gras Joker. A jester looking Voodoo Master who operates out of New Orleans who has officially taken over the holiday of Mardi Gras. He continues to stoke the dark flames of damnation that have dominated the holidays Spirit in recent decades. His goal is to bring about a global chaotic Party Apocalypse that would be a nightmare like The Purge films! 24-7 non-stop madness devoid of any morality! Santa sent two of his best Elf Agents down to New Orleans on Mardi Gras to look into this nefarious denizen of darkness. The Elves reported back to Santa they had the target in sight and were ready to capture him.🃏

The Humane Imprisonment Of The Joker

The intent was to turn the Mardi Gras Joker over to us here at Mystic Investigations who would, in turn, transport him to the great Sorcerer of the light known as Ian McTavish. He runs a world-renowned magic school out of Scotland. He also has a paranormal prison to contain threats the mainstream governments couldn’t handle. So the Elves stealthily made their way into his lair within the sewers of Orleans. They easily evaded his minions and found the filthy fiend asleep in a chamber built off the sewer system.🤡 Read The Rest On Our Christmas Blog…

Who Is The Mardi Gras Joker?

Mardi Gras JokerThe Supervillain known as The Mardi Gras Joker is the current leader of the mainstream Carnival holiday known as Mardi Gras. Also called Fat Tuesday. His sinister stewardship is separate from the religious celebration of Shrove Tuesday. He often dresses in black, and white jester’s garb complete with make-up. However, he will dress normally to blend into non-costume party type of crowds. He taps into the metaphysical energies of chaotic debauchery resulting from excessive partying. The release of moral values seen in New Orleans, Rio de Janeiro, and other places around the world are the main fuel for his frightening flames of terror. However his central base of nefarious operations is in New Orleans, Louisiana.  Gaining leadership of a holiday requires a great deal of power, and magic to take over the Holidays Spirit. Generally, an unconscious spirit that manifests courtesy of the human collective consciousness. The most famous being The Spirit Of Christmas.

The Origin Of The Mardi Gras Joker

The Mardi Gras Joker’s real name is Frank Farcus but he’s long since abandoned that identity. Frank began as a low-level criminal who utilized theft to create wealth while enjoying the torment of innocent people. There’s some evidence he had abusive parents and may have once had a speech impediment that caused him to be bullied as a child. At some point, he discovered Voodoo magic and found he had a deep interest in it. He realized he had a natural talent, and began training under a dark Voodoo Master. His powers grew, and so did his criminal enterprise that began to employ its own thugs. They often use Voodoo, especially Voodoo doll curses, to destroy people, and extort money from wealthy individuals. Eventually, the Joker took out his magical Master in a demonic ritual to greatly increase his paranormal powers.

The Party Apocalypse And Allies In Darkness

With his supernatural status increased he set his sights on metaphysically taking over Mardi Gras. He has warped the Spirit of the holiday into a dark force that he channeled through his own deformed soul awaiting damnation in Hell. The Joker now works with other forces of darkness around the world to destroy humankind! The goal is to bring about a Party Apocalypse to shroud the world in eternal darkness amid violent partying. Plausibly like something seen in The Purge films except 24 hours a day every day for eternity! One of his most recent associates is the Plague Doctor who often employs new genetically engineered STD’s during Mardi Gras festivities. The Joker has also been rumored to have terrifying ties with an even more famous jester known as The April Anti-Fool. There are also recent associations with various Clown Cults.

Beware Of The Joker On Mardi Gras!

If you happen to be in New Orleans for Mardi Gras be on alert for the Joker, and his merry band of despicable denizens of darkness. They look to corrupt people’s morals and feed off that eclectic energy. They also love the fear that ensues from gaslighting and tormenting those in over their head at various celebrations. These filthy fiends have a nasty habit of kidnapping, torturing, and even sacrificing people on their altar of demonic damnation. That after stealing and extorting people for as much money as possible to keep their criminal enterprise afloat. There’s also a nasty habit of giving people false hope and telling them they can live if they complete intricate maniacal mazes of death. Those who are drunk as a skunk are easy targets in their weakened state!

The Calamitous Cult Of The Mardi Gras Joker

The Mardi Gras Joker has created a dark cult of demonic Voodoo. Something very different from the Voodoo religion. These supernatural criminals are a malevolent motley crew you should avoid at all costs! If you spot The Mardi Gras Joker, and his cohorts, do not attempt to apprehend them. Immediately contact your nearest paranormal investigations crime fighting firm, or the US Paranormal Defense Agency. In addition, any joking about him being similar to the Joker from Batman is a really bad idea. He will fly into a violent rage if you even dare infer he’s a comical fool! Realistically he is far more of a threat than Gotham City’s Joker!🃏

Fun Fact: The Mardi Gras Joker has a Lair in the sewers of New Orleans. This guy really lives like a King among men!💩

The Mardi Gras Joker And His Mad Minions Battle Patriot Woman!