Mystic Investigations Amusement Park Adventure

Xavier Remington, Mystic Investigations President Here! The employees have been trying to get me to acknowledge National Roller Coaster Day since I have a thing for most holidays including the extremely minor ones. I finally caved in and decided to take everyone to the amusement park for an extended lunch. However, they had to ride the scariest Roller Coaster the minute they got there without barfing or they’d have to return to work. Some declined to go at all due to not liking such rides. A few took up an offer from our Executive Vice-President Drake Alexander who is a vampire. He promised to compel or hypnotize them into not being afraid anymore. A few took him up on the offer. He would be staying behind due to sunlight issues that make him burst into unholy flames.  Read The Rest Of The Story That Includes A Sasquatch-Human Hybrid Attack!

Mystic Investigations Independence Day Adventures

These are the supernatural stories of what Mystic Investigations was up to on various Independence Days.

July 4th, 2014 – The Summer Of Slenderman!
Summertime SlendermanThe sinister Slenderman appeared in a flash of eerie emerald light in the midst of the nocturnal Mystical Forest of Woodland Springs, Colorado.  This most malicious monster from a parallel dimension teleports with ease when fully powered up on the life force of the innocent children he preys upon.  Of course in their case, he merely kidnaps them and holds some semblance of reverence for their magical purity as his dimension contains no kids.  Slender Man’s real nefarious nature flies free when mentally torturing adults, and instilling the Slender Sickness upon them.  He relishes driving them into a paranormal madness that leads to the manipulation of their minds to murder others, and then commit suicide. Rarely does he directly kill his intended target. He gains more pleasure in being the puppet master of unwitting humans in his real-life chess game of doom!  However, when attacked he will eradicate all who dare to defy him!  Slender Man was sentenced to Earth by his own people for unknown crimes many centuries ago, and now his only mission in life is to prey upon us! Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…

July 4th, 2015 – The Pyrokinetic Protege
Fair Witch RebeccaThe blasphemous Brimstone, Sorcerer Of Darkness, and former apprentice of the current King Of Hell Sorcerer Dimitri Diablo, magically blasted through the glass entrance doors of Mystic Investigations headquarters.  Amid the flying shattering glass he violently vociferated,”Mystic Investigations release my protege, and I promise nobody will be harmed! Keep me waiting any longer, and you shall all surely die!” Through the Sorcerer’s remodeled front entrance six of his henchmen entered all armed with swords.  Brimstone, dressed in his ceremonial Sorcerers robe, ordered them to scatter, and find everyone.  Brimstone himself walked behind the Receptionists desk, and activated the intercom system broadcasting his demands once again.  At that moment an old portly woman waddled in, and meekly said,”I have a Gnome in my basement.  He refuses to leave. He scares the hell out of me! Can you help me sir?”  Brimstone calmly replied,”My dear woman why on Earth would you want to get rid of a Gnome?  Consider it a blessing, and offer it plenty of children to eat.  In return he will defend you against any threat, and take out anyone you may find undesirable.”  The woman was speechless for several seconds before replying,”Ah ummm thank you sir.”  She turned around, and waddled out the door with a puzzled look on her face. Read The Rest On Our Stories Blog…

What Are Holiday Spirits?

Most people only hear about the Spirit Of Christmas, and think it merely means a positive state of mind. However, it is in fact an enchanted entity that every holiday has. A sub-consciousness like Spirit courtesy of the Human Collective Consciousness which is a Spirit all its own. These Spirits are not conscious self-aware beings and only act as conduits for specific types of metaphysical energy that interact with other non-aware Spirits, humans, and supernatural beings around the world. Although, there is speculation that there may be a point in the future where a powerful enough spirit could attain an independent conscious state.

It turns out that both the forces of good and evil saw the potential of power in the Human Collective Consciousness even back in ancient times. The HCC is a spiritual network of everyone’s minds inadvertently neural networking at a deep sub-conscious level. Something that occurs among common biological species and even at a deeper level with all life on Earth via the grand Goddess Gaia Mother Earth. Holiday celebrations were a great way to get everyone into a common frame of positive feelings to bolster their collective minds into a energized spirit that in turn further put them in said holidays spirit. The most powerful of Spirits depend on a holiday leader channeling and concentrating enchanted energies into the Spirit and its global metaphysical distribution. Naturally, The Spirit Of Christmas is not only the most powerful due to the holidays mass popularity but also because of its Demi-Angel leader Santa Claus.

These Holiday Spirits energize the human spirit and work toward bringing peace to humankind. In addition, various supernatural beings and Practitioners Of Magic tap into this paranormal power to battle the forces of darkness. However, the forces of evil attempt to warp the power in their favor to fight back. Unfortunately, for them it is difficult to get a full fledged evil holiday going. The closest they come is Halloween because it is a holiday of balance between the light and the dark. The appearance of darkness sewn merrily into frightful fun. Otherwise they simply twist their misguided minds into low level Anti-Holidays like the Anti-Claus and his Dark Christmas.

It’s the Holiday Spirits that favor the side of goodness that keep the full brunt of evil entities at bay on Earth. Especially since they have all manner of demonic support as opposed to Angels who have a general non-intervention policy when it comes to human affairs. In the greater Universe it seems there is a balance between good and evil that is essential to the survival of our reality. Apparently too much paradise can be just as bad as too much hell. Who knew?!?

So remember that holidays aren’t just for fun, treats, and gifts. The excitement you feel in celebrating holidays fuels their Spirits which in turn fuels your soul. This makes you feel even more happy and at peace! This is even more so if you go out of your way to spread good holiday cheer to as large a number of people as possible. The Karma of your alluring actions will come back to you every time!

An Partial List Of Holiday Spirits In Order Of Strength