What Does Mermaid Milk Taste Like?

Mermaids-Sun-BathingMilk Of Mermaid is considered one of the most sought-after sumptuous supernatural beverages on Earth! In the human world, breast milk is considered disgusting for anyone but babies to drink. Yet many people eagerly consume animal milk with glee. In the Mermaid world, and other metaphysical circles, such milk is considered magnificent magic! In fact, during the past when Mermen were on the front lines of epic battles defending Atlantis, brave Mermaids were there supplying much needed renewable nourishment. Necessary nutrients in a convenient liquid form freshly suckled directly from the titanic teat! Mermaid mammaries produce copious quantities of continuous milk regardless of pregnancy. As the milk supply is depleted from the breasts it almost instantly replenishes itself at super speed! This makes it ideal for export as a consumable product.

Milk Of Mermaid is one of the few things Atlantis, and other undersea Mermaid societies share due to their mostly xenophobic royal rulers. Often they work with paranormal intermediaries such as Leprechauns who can convert all manner of human currency into lucky mystical gold coins. Indeed the mystical milk is a valuable commodity in the paranormal community, and even among human royal elites who closely guard its secrets from the rest of the world. It drastically increases energy, healing, and extends life. In fact, it’s rumored that former President Jimmy Carter’s recent cancer scare was averted by drinking Mermaid milk for a month at a cost of millions of dollars! Seriously when is the last time you heard about a 90 something surviving cancer?!

Mermaid milk is known to be used in various witchcraft, and wizardry spells. However first, and foremost it’s enjoyed for its incredible taste and restoration of vitality! Mermaid MilkThe most common description of its taste is that of the sweetest cream ever savored with pleasant hints of cinnamon, vanilla, and other qualities that are indescribable to most. It washes over the palate in waves of subtle tastes that bring about visions of the most beguiling Mermaids and Mermen on this paranormal planet! These visions are inexplicably guided by sexual orientation. The magical milk is ultra-sweet yet it doesn’t bring about unpleasant sugar rushes, upset stomachs, or headaches. It is completely lactose-free as well! After one gulp hits the stomach all evidence of hunger is washed away making it ideal for weight loss. There’s also the added health benefit of getting all your Omega essential fatty acids in one fell swoop!

Humans who drink large quantities for extended periods of time will begin to see enhanced strength, speed, agility, stamina, and senses. Of course, the millions of dollars that would cost is impossible for most folks to keep up on a regular basis! A good thing about this is it doesn’t work on those with evil intent. There is a metaphysical aspect to the milk in which the spirit of the Mother Mermaid is infused within the milk. It can sense if a person has dark intentions. Although it will still give them energy, extra healing, and plausibly slow down the aging process without superhuman status bestowed upon them. If you’re ever lucky enough to spot a mermaid on a beach or at sea don’t be afraid to ask for some of their milk. Unlike the human world, it’s no big deal to ask for a refreshing and nutritious nipple of breast milk! Many lost sailors throughout history have been saved by these brave and caring Mermaids!