Ashley Abercrombie
October 4, 2012
Why Are There No Toothless Zombies? As we all know the main weapon of a zombie is its mostly flat human-looking teeth which are in fact far denser than human teeth. The teeth are supplemented by a supernaturally powered mandible and the four major muscles of mastication that produce an iron grip. As a zombie rots slowly it seems that the teeth, gums, and the various muscles of the jaw region rot the least. Second only...