Is The Jehovah’s Witnesses Amish Paradise Real?

Amazingly enough they probably will live in what appears to be their Paradise on Earth for eternity. The Jehovah’s Witnesses believe only 144,000 chosen ones go to Heaven while the rest reside in a primitive paradise. Plausibly spending most days gardening and strolling about a peaceful planet playing with wild animals. Ultimately they think people have no souls so they just decay in the soil until resurrected to life by Jehovah (Yahweh) their Hebrew Lord. In essence they believe we’re only evolved apes minus the evolution of course. Will they see their afterlife courtesy of the Universes need to play out a plethora of mathematical probabilities? Read The Rest Of The Story On The Godhood Blog…

Why Do Jehovah’s Witnesses Hate The World Of The Paranormal?

In their unimaginative eyes, if it’s not written about in the Bible then it doesn’t exist. Somewhat the same as close-minded scientists who won’t even entertain the existence of something unless they can touch, taste, and feel it deep within their theoretical bowels.  If it’s deemed evil by not adhering to the Bible then it’s must be Satanic in nature. Naturally magic is thought to be evil as well and is in defiance of Gods power which they refuse to call magic. Even if said powers are used for good. Apparently, only God, Jesus, and the Angels can have superpowers!  Basically, anything remotely thought to be linked to evil yet harmless like movies, Halloween, or any talk of paranormal entities such as ghosts is Satanic and must be avoided.  All such things are expressly forbidden by the Jehovah’s Witness religion as they look forward to their boring Amish paradise after Armageddon.

Posted By Father Thomas Davis (Resident Exorcist & Religious Expert For Mystic Investigations).