Rob Edmunds
Indeed the White House is haunted! However, the sinister spectral incursions would be more prolific if not for the intervention of the top-secret US Paranormal Defense Agency. It’s said that Ghost Busting Agents sweep, and exorcise the White House on a daily basis! In addition, a special division of the Secret Service, called the Supernatural Secret Service, aid in tracking unwanted paranormal activity. All in its efficient effort to protect the President, and all-important officials who...
The 2020's
Xavier Remington
There is paranormal psychic evidence that reveals Slender Man once visited the Burkittsville, Maryland woodlands in 1977 by sheer coincidence. Amazingly he actually saved a little boy from the blasphemous Blair Witch! She is known to be a powerful poltergeist witch! We’re not saying Slender Man is good. On the contrary, he is beyond evil when it comes to the adults of humankind! Thankfully when two dark forces meet, and their agendas are opposing, we get...
The Mystic Investigations Paranormal Activity Forecast Center has issued a Strawberry Moon Werewolf Warning for the entire planet from dusk to dawn! We advise staying indoors during the nocturnal hours until the Moon is below 80% of Full. If you must go outdoors then be sure to carry the proper Werewolf Repellents and be aware of your surroundings. We advise using lethal countermeasures of a silver variety only if no escape is possible. Remember that these...