Halloween Haunter 
The once alarmingly active Halloween Fields lie in a cloak of dark silence devoid of any Trick-O-Treaters hunting for candy amid blasphemous beasts. The vampires, werewolves, zombies, dark witches, and an armada of monsters have vanished into the sinister shadows. They await a blanket of snow to seal their hibernation as a chilly breeze blasts … Read moreThe Halloween Season Ends…
We implore you to remove your Halloween decorations by Thanksgiving as it is the official end of the Halloween Season. This is necessary in order to avoid the specter of bad luck that surrounds the appearance of obsessing over a particular holiday. The precise metaphysical mechanisms for this are not fully understood. Plausibly it could … Read moreThanksgiving Is The Last Day To Remove Halloween Decor!
By the enchanted edict of supernatural law, and that of luck itself, the last day to eat Halloween candy is Thanksgiving Day. This is also the day to remove Halloween Decor as well. What if by some fantastical fluke you have such a marvelous monster load of luscious loot that you simply can’t finish it … Read moreWhat’s The Last Day To Eat Halloween Candy?
On October 14, 2024, police in Bay Village, Ohio, received an unusual call about a giant inflatable Jack-O-Lantern Pumpkin blocking traffic. When police arrived, the pumpkin was bouncing about the wet roadway with glee. One officer was briefly engulfed within the air-filled monstrosity but walked away unscathed. They were able to eventually wrangle the Halloween … Read morePolice Chase Down A Giant Inflatable Pumpkin