It’s currently the Devil’s Hour (3 AM Hour) here in Honolulu, Hawaii. It was a pleasant flight here on Duanna Sargon’s private jet. The first day of the Paranormal Investigators Conference was uneventful until several minutes ago. The Mystic Investigations team was sleeping at Drake Alexander’s luxurious beach house when we heard screams of terror a few houses down. We all ran down the beach to find a humanoid-like creature covered in what appeared to be long dark green stringy seaweed. The malevolent monstrosity had glowing neon yellow-green eyes with a bird’s beak nose. It smelled of sulfur, seaweed, rotted fish, and something seriously sinister. The bulky beast of at least 7 feet tall was attacking a family of five in their home. It had crashed through the glass patio doors.
The Vampire Drake Alexander was the first to grab hold of the monster but he was tossed aside like a rag doll! As a Fifth Generation Vampire Drake is beyond strong so this paranormal cryptid was perplexingly powerful! The rest of us pounced on the slimy savage but we were either thrown clear or it slipped our grip. Thankfully psychic Julia Hathaway used her telekinetic skills to bring him to his knees and read his mind to an extent. It seems he must devour seven whole people every 13 years to keep his immortality. Apparently, he’s been doing this for several centuries! Most likely he was the product of an ancient dark magic genetic experiment gone wrong. I guess he has a lot to live for hanging around with the fish under the sea. It seems he leaves most sea life alone but has murdered Mermaids and even Sirens!
The chaotic creature had a unique mind of his own as he started fighting Julia’s telekinesis. So, we all had to hold him down while we contemplated what to do. Rebecca Abernathy used a combination of witchcraft, and Demi-Mermaid mesmerization she has over sea creatures to knock him unconscious. We then took him back to the beach house and called the Honolulu Horror Society. The premier paranormal investigators in Hawaii. Luckily someone is on staff 24-7 for enchanted emergencies. Despite some investigators having to get out of bed they were very thankful for this rare find and took the crazy creature into custody. Their President Ailani Han personally spoke to me on the phone and was most happy to work with Mystic Investigations. The Sea Savage will be kept in a large saltwater tank at a secret underground location for scientific study. The results will be shared with us, and other paranormal professionals around the world.
Now we’re so hopped up on adrenaline that none of us can get back to sleep so we’re making breakfast. It’s still dark out as the waves hitting the beach create a soothing mood. A pleasant 70-degree-something breeze coming in through the open French doors rounds out the alluring ambiance. Many of us will be holding seminars at Para-Con today. Yesterday we mostly perused the information and product booths of other organizations including the Honolulu Horror Society. Everyone here has been taking turns manning our own booth marketing our supernatural services. It’s amazing how popular the booth gets when the Demi-Mermaid Rebecca is sitting there. The same goes for Drake as well. Nobody holds any malice toward this popularity.
Massive Sea Monster Spotted On Our Last Day In Hawaii!
On our last day in Hawaii, we rested on the beach and swam in the warm ocean. It was a private beach and nobody else was around when a gargantuan sea monster rose from the sun-soaked sparkling waters. We were all silent for a moment as we couldn’t believe what we were seeing until it let loose a roar that would make a lion run away in fear! It actually shook our cocktail glasses causing one to break! The reptilian-looking beast was staring directly at us and that’s when Julia received a psychic message from it. The monster was the pet of the Sea Savage and it’s intelligent enough to know who was responsible for his master’s disappearance. It indicated it would get us someday when we least expected it. The blasphemous beast sunk into the ocean and vanished leaving us all a bit stunned.
We would be on alert if we were ever in the area sometime in the future. The Honolulu Horror Society was notified about the sea monster but we weren’t worried about a breakout attempt. The sea monster can’t leave the ocean. As there are only sparse reports about such evil entities it’s safe to assume they’re smart enough to steer clear of populated areas. Attacking too many humans could cause the military of various governments to hunt the creatures down.
Relaxing On A Peaceful Tropical Beach After Taking Down The Forces Of Darkness!
Tour Of Hawaii
