What Is A Philosophical Zombie?


Philosophical Zombie’s, or P-Zombie’s fill in the cracks of reality that souls simply can’t. They are the glue of the Gods that binds the human story together. A Philosophical Zombie is an entity created mostly by higher dimensional beings. It is not related to the infamous flesh-eating monsters. However, use of the term zombie derives from their mindless state. A state that outwardly appears to be a normal human being physically and mentally based on how it interacts with us. In reality, they are nothing more than an automated responsive puppet sewn directly into the fabric of the Universal reality. The P-Zombie is a soulless creature devoid of consciousness that merely reacts to its environment as dictated by a set of programmed criteria.

This carefully crafted criteria decides how the zombie will acquire information from its reality, and how that will be Incorporated within the program. The P-Zombie program also mandates how it will react to biological, and psychological stimulus so it’s true nature cannot be ascertained even by the most brilliant of doctors, and scientists.  However, in the world of the paranormal certain gifted psychics, seers, mystics, and those with special supernatural powers can perceive this artificial incursion into our lives.

Why Philosophical Zombies Exist?

The Philosophical Zombie is usually a tool of higher dimensional Gods who create our Universes, Multiverses, Omniverses, and ultimately the Macroverse (Everything To Infinity). Simply put there are situations within a certain related set of parallel Universe’s that are implausible, and would never occur in reality courtesy of our free will.  Since Gods spend their eternal existence collecting knowledge and calculating mathematical probabilities these scenarios must take place.  Naturally, when you expand into the vast differences seen in simultaneous multiple existences within Parallel Universes we more or less do just about everything to an extent.  However, the P-Zombie is about things that simply wouldn’t take place in a series of virtually similar Universes.  One of the most common uses of a Philosophical Zombie is in the area of unrequited love.  If you’ve ever seen an incomprehensible couple that seems totally implausible then odds are one of them is a P-Zombie. If you suspect your partners is a reality fake contact a psychic or other paranormal professional’s to determine your course of action!

Philosophical Zombie’s are also fabricated due to various things we would never do under any circumstances. The Gods accept this and slip in one of their puppet zombies that appears to be us doing what we never would.  The free will our soul’s command gives us the power to choose if we want to be born into any given life. If we refuse to exist in any Universe then a Philosophical Zombie is put in our place. If you look back from the Afterlife with shock that you became a Hitler style dictator in another Universe then odds are it was a non-self-aware duplicate. The fact that you would have no memory of this means it was a P-Zombie and not your parallel self.

The Philosophical Zombie Saves Humans From Extreme Torture!

There is also evidence that the human soul leaves the body under extreme circumstances that one cannot bear. A metaphysical mechanism related to The Supernatural Safe Word. There is then a transference that replaces the soul with a philosophical zombie who will react to the torture or whatever unspeakable acts they could never hope to deal with in reality. If they survive then their souls return with their mind containing the memories. It is still a terrifying trauma but it’s not as horrifying since they technically didn’t live through it. If they die from their ordeal then their soul goes to Heaven without having experienced the hell. This is especially true for innocent kids. Rest assured that all news stories of children dying in gruesome ways at the hands of evil individuals aren’t as they seem. The child’s soul went to Heaven before the horror truly began. It was the P-Zombie that bared the brunt of the blasphemy!

Soulless Human vs Philosophical Zombie

A Philosophical Zombie is not the same as someone cut off from their soul by higher dimensional entities, extremely powerful practitioners of magic, paranormal curses, or rare supernatural stimulus. Generally, a person cut off from their soul becomes a cold-hearted serial killer whose actions are based upon their animal instincts. They still have consciousness within their human animal body but are missing the God component that makes us Animal-God Hybrids.  Without a soul, we’re just intelligent evolved animals with no moral code to create a stable society. Interestingly enough it’s the intelligence above all animals that leads to monstrous insanity without the soul to keep it in check.

Walking Dead Zombie vs Philosophical Zombie

Then, of course, we have real Zombies created by someone catching the dreaded zombie virus. They eventually die and resurrect as soulless cannibalistic monsters with no memory of being human what so ever. Terrifying creatures that feed on flesh guided only by instinct until they rot away to their final death. If by chance a zombie bites a P-Zombie then it pretends to become a zombie as that what the environment expects. In some cases, a Philosophical Zombie is simply not programmed to interact with other supernatural stimulus and the creature doesn’t turn into a zombie. If a person appears to be immune to the zombie virus then look upon them with a wary eye for they could be a fake construct and not a real human. Certainly, when their blood is tested to find out how they created zombie antibodies there will be nothing found. Their immunity will defy scientific logic!

The Creation Of P-Zombies

P-Zombies can not only be created by Gods but also powerful practitioners of magic, those with Author Authority powers, Tulpa creation powers, and other special supernaturals. In some instances, those spotting their Doppelgangers may have just glimpsed upon their Philosophical Zombie possibly created for nefarious purposes! Although, it could also be a person with Glamour that looks like you. Generally, Gods don’t create your P-Zombie if you already exist here. However, there are rare occasions where Gods want to see how you deal with your own zombified clone. When one has the rare experience of coming face to face with their P-Zombie of an Earthly creation, rather than a higher dimensional source, it can be destroyed!

How To Destroy A Philosophical Zombie

To abolish your carefully crafted clone you must walk into it from behind, and occupy the same space.  P-Zombies created by someone in our physical Universe aren’t as powerful as a God created one. You should theoretically be able to physically phase into it, and absorb it into yourself at the metaphysical astral energy level.  Those who have mastered Astral Projection may be able to briefly inhabit their P-Zombie in order to ascertain who’s behind its creation. They may even be able to reprogram it and make the body indestructible thereby granting themselves powers when occupying their new supernatural bodysuit! It also comes in handy to be in two places at once! Unfotunraly, Earthly made P-Zombies eventually fade away unless the magic that created them is consistently renewed. This knowledge could very well save your life if you become involved in a real-life Philosophical Zombie nightmare!  Always contact a paranormal professional if you’re unsure about the supernatural nature of your reality.

Can A Philosophical Zombie Become Self-Aware And Conscious?

Just as artificial intelligence within computers and even android bodies will become sentient and self-aware someday so too could a P-Zombie. It’s an advanced paranormal program so it may spontaneously become conscious. It’s rare and usually, Gods have security protocols to prevent new program growth outside of learning from environmental stimulus. If a P-Zombie acquires self-awareness is ceases being said zombie and becomes a new person. Any knowledge that it was a zombie is erased as all their past memories dictate the person that they are. The paranormal program is overridden and their consciousness begins vibrating at a certain frequency that may or may not match yours. If it matches yours it becomes you and will no longer do things you wouldn’t. If the Philosophical Zombie committed any atrocities before sentience was achieved your soul would not be liable for it in the same way you’re not responsible for the deaths caused by your dead body becoming a real cannibalistic zombie! In such a life you are technically born at the conscious point and not the zombie apparent biological birth. These are in essence half lives. Welcome to the wonderful world of the supernatural Universe where anything is possible!

What Are Real Zombies?

Has Micheal Myers Ever Battled Supernatural Monsters?


In the Halloween movie franchise, Michael Myers only goes up against humans whether helpless or well armed. Either way, he always walks away ready to kill another day! The real-life Michael Myers, known as the immortal superhuman serial killer Stanley Stiers, is still on the lose. Thankfully he only engages in his murderous madness on Halloween! Somewhat like Jason Voorhees only killing people on Friday The 13th. Although Stanley has been sparsely spotted on Halloween Eve and November 2nd Day Of The Dead. Yet never on November 1st Hallowmas, aka All Saints Day. Where he goes the rest of the year nobody knows? Perhaps he needs an entire year to heal his body via some mystical process? Certainly, we know his mind and body are disconnected from his soul which could hinder metaphysical energy transfer essential for healing mortal wounds and keeping the aging process at bay.

Has Michael Myers Killed Supernatural Beings?

Eliminating average humans is easy for a superhuman with killer instincts, super strength, speed, agility, senses, and stealth. Has Stanley Stiers ever met the challenge of taking on other superhuman’s, monsters, and various paranormal creatures? Despite his limited Halloween kill window he has run across those who could truly have a chance at beating him. The odds would dictate it would eventually happen a number of times since Stanley is 106 years old and has been in serial killer mode for 95 Halloweens now. It actually seems to happen every decade or so. This is in addition to the paranormal professionals who attempt to stop him every so often.

There are unsubstantiated rumors that he entered a haunted house sometime in the 1930’s. Apparently, he went up against a violent poltergeist and ended up burning the entire house to the ground! The first known incident was in 1944 amid World War II sugar rationing which effectively deflated most trick or treating festivities. This weakened the Spirit Of Halloween between 1942 through 1946 thereby making the usual cavalcade of Halloween monsters even greater. While brave soldiers were fighting the Nazis and Japanese we had supernatural warriors at home battling prolific paranormal activity including a plethora of dark spirits, poltergeists, and demons!

Micheal Myers vs A Vampire

On Halloween 1944 Stanley Stiers walked the barren streets devoid of Trick O Treaters. The promise of toothbrushes and bland carrot cake wasn’t enough to get the kids going door to door during the sugar shortage. There was some decor such as Jack-O-Lanterns but otherwise, things were dead. Stanley liked to spot his victims amid Halloween crowds he mingled with while wearing his trademark mask. He began looking into house windows seeing if anyone caught his interest. That’s when he heard the shrill scream of a woman several houses down. Stiers ran to the house and kicked in the front door to find a Vampire biting into a woman. She had invited the handsome man in as he claimed his car had broken down. He supposedly needed to use her phone. People were insanely trusting back then!

The vampire was shocked by the sudden intrusion of the 6′ 4″ muscular masked man as he tossed the woman aside. She was still conscious as she witnessed the supernatural spectacle on the floor leaning against her couch. Stanley began walking slowly toward the vampire with iconic knife raised. The vampire’s eyes glowed red while he angrily exclaimed, “How dare you interrupt my feeding you filthy slayer!” He wrongly assumed Stiers was a Vampire Slayer. Stanley swung the blade at the bloodsucker who blocked the blow by grabbing his wrist. Stan then grabbed the vampire’s other wrist. The two terrifying titans grappled in a battle of strength and will. We’re unaware of what generation the vampire was since this would determine his strength level. Some estimates put him somewhere between the 7th and 10th generations. Stanley appeared to be unimpressed by the vampires power, glowing eyes, and display of fangs along with the monstrous growling. It’s unknown if Stiers had any knowledge of the vampires before this but he does have a history of being fearless. A belief he is the most powerful predator on Earth!

It appeared the vampire was starting to twist apex predator Stan’s arm in an attempt to force the knife into him. However, the completely stoic and silent Stiers began turning the tables as he mustered within him the strength of his murderous will and plunged the knife into the vampire’s heart! The vamp staggered back in surprise as he let out a snide snicker before pulling the blade out and flinging it at Stiers hitting him in the chest just missing the heart. Before he could pull it out the vampire raced at him like a blur and sunk his teeth into Stanley. The vampire was immediately disgusted by the taste of the blood that made him feel sick. Normally immortal human blood is a sweet treat for vampires. It’s thought that Stiers soulless blood would be akin to feasting on a long dead person which is like poison to a vampire.

The Mercy Of Michael Myers?

Stiers picked up the fanged fool and threw him into the rather large fireplace blazing nearby. By some luck, the poor woman watching everything said a Lord’s Prayer as she quivered in fear. That prayer actually made the flames Holy Fire and the vampire was instantly incinerated to unholy ash. Stanley watched the vampire burn while pulling the knife from his chest. There was very little blood flowing from the wound. The woman got up and actually hugged Stanley thanking him for saving her. She was a little unsure about his mask but assumed it was for Halloween.

Stanley stood silent and motionless in the woman’s warm embrace until his monstrous nature made him raise the knife to do his thing. At that moment a four-year-old girl wearing a witches costume came running downstairs screaming, “Mommy I woke up from my nap!” The child stood still as she witnessed the masked Stiers and her Mom together. Stanley then turned away and stomped out the door into the dark cold shadows never to be seen in that neighborhood ever again! It is interesting how quite a few supernatural serial killers seem to go out of their way not to harm small kids. Indeed he displayed some mercy by not extinguishing the child’s mother in her presence. We Will Highlight Michael Myers, aka Stanley Stiers, Battles With Other Sinister Supernatural In Future Articles…

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What is Supernatural Trafficking?

The Horror Of Human Trafficking

You’ve heard the horror stories of Human Trafficking in which people are kidnapped or tricked into the nightmare slavery. Whether that be for slave labor, sexual exploitation, organ harvesting, or other despicable barbaric acts upon innocent people. In some cases, Human Trafficking is perpetuated by supernatural forces. The most prevalent atrocities are instituted by royal vampires seeking humans for sustenance and amusement. In other instances, dark practitioners of magic may need a number of humans to perform a mass Demonic or Dark Underworld God ritual!

The Dark World of Paranormal Trafficking

In the supernatural world, there is a similar type of trafficking that targets paranormal beings. It’s not as widespread since the intended victims are more equipped to defend themselves via their natural powers or ability to wield magic. Most often it’s orchestrated by powerful dark witches, warlocks, wizards, or sorcerers who need specific types of beings for magical potions, spells or even enchanted experimentation. Certainly, in the experimentation arena secret departments of clandestine corporations and off the books black ops government agencies seek a variety of special entities. Sometimes they are looking to recruit people with special abilities to act as agents and assassins. If the target can’t be kidnapped or coerced by threats then those closest to them would be threatened to force compliance!

Underground Supernatural Fight Clubs

In both human and supernatural trafficking, there are also underground fight clubs. More prolifically this is seen in paranormal circles. Despicable individuals of insane wealth who want to see vampires, werewolves, and various monsters fight to the death in cage matches. People pay big money to see these matches along with gambling on them as well. Some years ago our very own Executive Vice-President and 5th generation vampire extraordinaire Drake Alexander was kidnapped for the purposes of being in a supernatural fight club. He refused to fight at first but they were able to convince him with deadly sunlight exposure, holy waterboarding, and other torturous techniques. He fought in various matches against other vampires, vicious animals, werewolves, a plethora of Underworld atrocities, and even an innocent Sasquatch! Amid all of it were random zombies let loose into the arena of death!

We here at Mystic Investigations tracked him down to a powerful man of international black market mystery named Mr.Armstrong. We attempted to negotiate Drake’s release and even persuaded him to allow one of us to talk to Drake in captivity. Unfortunately, we should have known there had to be a reason they only allowed our Senior Vice-President and resident Demi-Mermaid Witch Rebecca Abernathy to be the one to check on Drake. They grabbed her as well to force her into fighting. We had enough of this bull and stormed the compound where this sickening show was taking place! Naturally, we called upon others for help as we were dealing with some extremely powerful paranormal people! Even far greater than that time we stormed the royal Vampire Cortez’s compound due to his kidnapping of several innocent souls!

In the end, we were victorious even if we only shut down one segment of this evil empire! Mr.Armstrong was eradicated and his successor promised no repercussions against us, or our allies, if we left his blasphemous business alone. He was simply grateful to be in charge after being under Armstrong’s abusive thumb for so long. We reluctantly agreed not to pursue any further action against his horrendous holdings. However, we made it clear if we came across his illegalities by accident then it would be our moral obligation to right that particular wrong. Unfortunately, there is no government or law enforcement in the supernatural community. Only private individuals and private paranormal crime-fighting organizations such as ourselves. Only in the final battles of Armageddon will these filthy fiends meet their maker!