Who Is The Paranormal Being Known As The April Fool?

April Fool’s Day isn’t just a time of pranks and jokes confined to human instigators.  There are magical forces at work sparking supernatural shenanigans. The April Fool is the official supernatural leader of April Fool’s Day. He appears to be a jocular jester personally pranking those he feels needs to be taken down a peg or two. Sometimes it’s merely an individual who may be a bit too righteous and requires some enhanced embarrassment. He has a variety of paranormal powers that allow him to accomplish his hopefully harmless habits of perpetually pranking people amid loony laughter and goofy giggling. This happy harlequin is known to become quite malicious when dealing with egregiously evil individuals or those who lash out in anger. It’s always best to laugh off his jokes and learn a lesson from them. Sometimes it’s as simple as learning to laugh at yourself and not let an over-inflated ego guide you through life.

The Origin Of April Fool’s Day

The Fantastical Fool is known to be a Trickster by proxy through the power of the Norse Trickster God Loki. The real Loki is not very much like the Marvel movie character. Sometime in the 16th century, he began planting the sub-conscious seeds in humankind for the formation of a Fools Day. A day to teach unruly humans a lesson through tricks and pranks. A time to let ones own mischievous merriment loose upon the world while relishing in the amusement of witnessing embarrassment. The ultimate purpose was to create a Holiday Spirit that would grant Loki more power. That day become April Fool’s Day as we know it today.

How Are April Fool’s Chosen?

As April 1st took shape Loki decided to install an Earthly emissary to directly preside over the holiday. If he did so himself it would have drawn disapproval from more powerful Gods and those who were after him for his past transgressions. So he created The April Fool! He hand-picked the original April Fool centuries ago but thereafter the Fool picks his successor every 7 years. The Foolish Fool is formerly a human who loves jokes, pranks, merry mischief, and a sense of comical justice. After his silly service, The Funny Fool returns to being a human. Although he retains some of his powers to a limited extent along with living an exceptionally healthy life well into the mid-100’s. It is said when Fool’s die they go to an especially jovial afterlife created in the Underworld by Loki. Thus far there have only been male fools but it’s only a matter of time before a funny female takes the title of April absurdity.

The Perplexing Powers Of The April Fool

The crazy clown of April has super strength, speed, agility, and otherworldly senses that fall somewhere at about half that of a Demigod. This is courtesy of Loki and The Spirit Of April Fool’s Day that is intertwined with The Spirit Of Joviality. Like all holiday leaders or even Practitioners Of Magic, the Fool can draw upon the metaphysical energy of said Spirit. He has psychic abilities that include mind reading and hypnosis. This allows him to locate various victims deserving of his drollery. However, Loki telepathically sends him his own choices as well.

The April Fool’s Abilities Are No Laughing Matter

It was once thought there was more than one Fool as once since he would appear in multiple places around the world simultaneously on April Fools. We now know that time works differently for him which indicates Chronokinetic abilities. April Fool’s Day is the equivalent of 365 days for the jolly jester. This gives him all the time in the world to teleport about the globe pranking everyone he pleases. At the end of any given years April 1st he is thrust to the next years. In essence, the April Fool is at work for 7 years non-stop. Thankfully, he requires no sleep nor any sustenance as well. The April Fool is extremely humorous, intelligent and cunning in his prank preparations. He has a plethora of magical powers that include invisibility and warping reality to see his wacky ways come to funny fruition.

How To Repel The April Fool

You have nothing to fear from him but prepare to be prolifically pranked on April Fools Day.  He chooses both the righteous and wicked to transmit his titanic tomfoolery upon!  Depending on how they handle it they will either have good or bad luck for the entire month of April. If you are a good sport you’ll get good luck but if you get agitated you’ll have bad luck. If you’re easily embarrassed then try very hard to grin and bear it. Still, there is a possible way to not play the Fools game if you’re in the supernatural know. Mother Nature always provides some way for humans to defend themselves from paranormal perplexities. The only known repellent for the April Fool is the Harlequin Flower, aka Sparaxis tricolor. The Sparaxis grandiflora variety has also shown some promise.  Plant the flowers around your home, display inside, and wear them on your clothes.  A perfume or cologne made of the Harlequin flower or an essential oil of Harlequin may also act as a deterrent. Crushing the flowers, and mixing them with holy water may be a possible weapon against the fool if you’re a big enough party pooper. Unfortunately, this isn’t a guaranteed deterrent if the Fool is determined to get you. We also know that particularly powerful practitioner’s of magic can avoid his hilarious hijinks. Some even sit in a supernaturally sealed or spell protected room for the entire 24 hours of April Fool’s Day!

The only known recording of The April Fool when he pranked us here at Mystic Investigations!

Are There Human-Leprechaun Hybrids?

Many Supernatural Beings enchantingly evolved from the Elf Line can’t procreate. It’s especially unnecessary since they come into existence by a variety of other means including via the direct hand of Nature Deities. The Earthly Gods who created Elves as the biological ground workers of their Godly hierarchy tasked with performing a number of duties. Interestingly most supernatural species derived from the Original Elves are generally male, or at least seemingly male like. Leprechauns are all male and have the equipment to prove it. However, since there are no female Leprechauns it’s pretty much useless. Somewhat like the Smurfs which incidentally are real paranormal cryptids! Thankfully Leprechauns rarely incur such unsavory urges unless corrupted by a Clurichaun, aka Evil Leprechaun, or enticed by a female of some other humanoid species. This can include humans.🍀

The Luck Of Leprechaun Love

The Old Wives Tale of gaining a lifetime of good fortune by making lucky love to a Leprechaun turns out to be true! If the union causes a birth to occur it was thought the child would be a Leprechaun who could grant the mother infinite wishes. Although, the child in question would be a Leprechaun-Human Hybrid. The supernatural scientific name for such an entity is a Lepreman or Leprewoman. Yes, you can get a female out of this mating. The closest thing to a girl Leprechaun. Under Leprechaun Law there are steep paranormal penalties if a Leprechaun has relations with such a Hybrid! That includes said Leprechaun being stripped of all powers and ability to wield luck in any form!💚

Leprechaun Hybrid Pregnancy Equals Immortality

Generally, a Leprechaun will only be compelled to mate with someone if they’re beyond beautiful, and there’s something special about them. However, there are incidents of less than moral women coercing a Leprechaun into being with them. This includes kidnapping them or holding their pot o’ gold hostage.  A human woman pregnant with the lucky offspring will not only gain good luck for life but will also become an Immortal since the Leprechild will be immortal. This is virtually the case with any woman who bears a child of enchanted eternal lineage. Often the paranormal properties of a supernatural child growing within a human female passes on said properties at some level in a temporary, or permanent way.🍀

The Leprechaun-Human Hybrid

The Lepreboy, or Lepregirl, is considered blasphemy by the Leprechauns, and often the father scurries away in shame never to be seen again once the wanton act is completed! So despite being half Leprechaun, they can’t choose to live the life of one among their little relatives in Ireland. Surprisingly they blend into human society well. Especially since they’re of normal height. Although they rarely are over 6 feet tall. In the past, most Immortals had to move away to a new life every 10 years or so before people realized they weren’t aging. Fortunately, modern prosthetics and cosmetics can simulate the aging process. Some can also use ultra healthy living, and plastic surgery, as excuses to stay in their lives a bit longer. More and more Immortals are entering into useful partnerships with powerful witches, and other magical practitioners, who can cast Glamour Spells that make one appear to age. The famous Immortal Keanu Reeves began employing such methods in the last decade as rumors of his immortality grew.☘️

Lepreman And Leprewoman Powers

Luckily a Human-Leprechaun Hybrid has a natural magical ability, and only needs a minimum of training to access it. They can thereby cast Glamours upon themselves so they may live out a human life for a good 80 years or so.  Since they can easily excel at magic they often choose that as their life path in the fight against supernatural darkness. Lepremen and women also have natural good luck which makes them successful in any endeavor they follow in life. They can easily gain power, and wealth which further aids in helping humankind.  There is an uncontrollable urge to collect gold yet at the same time they’re not necessarily greedy. The obsession is focused on glittering gold coins that they want to put in small cauldron type pots very badly. Unfortunately, they don’t hold anywhere near the same level of luck as Leprechauns gold. Pilfering a pot or abducting the Lepreperson will not net you three lucky wishes.🍀

Lucky Leprehumanoid Abilities

Interestingly enough their birthday wishes always come true if made for others, or non-selfish causes. The wishes are guided by luck so they can’t make something materialize out of thin air…unless, of course, their practice of magic allows for it. Leprehumans can also bank their wishes, and amass as many as they like. In addition on Saint Patrick’s Day, they can grant three lucky wishes in the same way a Leprechaun would. They also have the power to bless objects into lucky charms like a Leprechaun. Leprehumans can also garner a special kinship with Unicorns, Rainbow Nymphs, Fairies, and may have limited rainbow creation powers. Naturally, these supernatural connections and practicing of magic can greatly increase their rainbow making ability. Rainbows that can be used for global transport, and communication.🌈

Clurimen And Cluriwomen: The Human-Clurichaun Hybrids Of Darkness!

Unfortunately Dark demonic Leprechauns, aka Clurichauns, can mate with humans as well to create Clurichaunevil Clurimen and Cluriwomen! They are the natural nemesis of Leprepeople, and they enjoy utilizing their powers of bad luck to mess people up! They are often welcomed into demon worshiping cults, and other organizations of darkness run by demon based entities such as Demi-Demons, Vampires, and dark magicians. Clurichauns work hard to compel their horrifying human hybrid offspring to join their ranks and travel where their small stature would make them stand out. Thankfully Human-Clurichaun Hybrid numbers are kept in check by spiritual incompatibility with the vast majority of humans since the righteousness of their souls causes issues. The Clurichaun needs to mate with a truly nasty woman!🤢

What Is A Philosophical Zombie?


Philosophical Zombie’s, or P-Zombie’s fill in the cracks of reality that souls simply can’t. They are the glue of the Gods that binds the human story together. A Philosophical Zombie is an entity created mostly by higher dimensional beings. It is not related to the infamous flesh-eating monsters. However, use of the term zombie derives from their mindless state. A state that outwardly appears to be a normal human being physically and mentally based on how it interacts with us. In reality, they are nothing more than an automated responsive puppet sewn directly into the fabric of the Universal reality. The P-Zombie is a soulless creature devoid of consciousness that merely reacts to its environment as dictated by a set of programmed criteria.

This carefully crafted criteria decides how the zombie will acquire information from its reality, and how that will be Incorporated within the program. The P-Zombie program also mandates how it will react to biological, and psychological stimulus so it’s true nature cannot be ascertained even by the most brilliant of doctors, and scientists.  However, in the world of the paranormal certain gifted psychics, seers, mystics, and those with special supernatural powers can perceive this artificial incursion into our lives.

Why Philosophical Zombies Exist?

The Philosophical Zombie is usually a tool of higher dimensional Gods who create our Universes, Multiverses, Omniverses, and ultimately the Macroverse (Everything To Infinity). Simply put there are situations within a certain related set of parallel Universe’s that are implausible, and would never occur in reality courtesy of our free will.  Since Gods spend their eternal existence collecting knowledge and calculating mathematical probabilities these scenarios must take place.  Naturally, when you expand into the vast differences seen in simultaneous multiple existences within Parallel Universes we more or less do just about everything to an extent.  However, the P-Zombie is about things that simply wouldn’t take place in a series of virtually similar Universes.  One of the most common uses of a Philosophical Zombie is in the area of unrequited love.  If you’ve ever seen an incomprehensible couple that seems totally implausible then odds are one of them is a P-Zombie. If you suspect your partners is a reality fake contact a psychic or other paranormal professional’s to determine your course of action!

Philosophical Zombie’s are also fabricated due to various things we would never do under any circumstances. The Gods accept this and slip in one of their puppet zombies that appears to be us doing what we never would.  The free will our soul’s command gives us the power to choose if we want to be born into any given life. If we refuse to exist in any Universe then a Philosophical Zombie is put in our place. If you look back from the Afterlife with shock that you became a Hitler style dictator in another Universe then odds are it was a non-self-aware duplicate. The fact that you would have no memory of this means it was a P-Zombie and not your parallel self.

The Philosophical Zombie Saves Humans From Extreme Torture!

There is also evidence that the human soul leaves the body under extreme circumstances that one cannot bear. A metaphysical mechanism related to The Supernatural Safe Word. There is then a transference that replaces the soul with a philosophical zombie who will react to the torture or whatever unspeakable acts they could never hope to deal with in reality. If they survive then their souls return with their mind containing the memories. It is still a terrifying trauma but it’s not as horrifying since they technically didn’t live through it. If they die from their ordeal then their soul goes to Heaven without having experienced the hell. This is especially true for innocent kids. Rest assured that all news stories of children dying in gruesome ways at the hands of evil individuals aren’t as they seem. The child’s soul went to Heaven before the horror truly began. It was the P-Zombie that bared the brunt of the blasphemy!

Soulless Human vs Philosophical Zombie

A Philosophical Zombie is not the same as someone cut off from their soul by higher dimensional entities, extremely powerful practitioners of magic, paranormal curses, or rare supernatural stimulus. Generally, a person cut off from their soul becomes a cold-hearted serial killer whose actions are based upon their animal instincts. They still have consciousness within their human animal body but are missing the God component that makes us Animal-God Hybrids.  Without a soul, we’re just intelligent evolved animals with no moral code to create a stable society. Interestingly enough it’s the intelligence above all animals that leads to monstrous insanity without the soul to keep it in check.

Walking Dead Zombie vs Philosophical Zombie

Then, of course, we have real Zombies created by someone catching the dreaded zombie virus. They eventually die and resurrect as soulless cannibalistic monsters with no memory of being human what so ever. Terrifying creatures that feed on flesh guided only by instinct until they rot away to their final death. If by chance a zombie bites a P-Zombie then it pretends to become a zombie as that what the environment expects. In some cases, a Philosophical Zombie is simply not programmed to interact with other supernatural stimulus and the creature doesn’t turn into a zombie. If a person appears to be immune to the zombie virus then look upon them with a wary eye for they could be a fake construct and not a real human. Certainly, when their blood is tested to find out how they created zombie antibodies there will be nothing found. Their immunity will defy scientific logic!

The Creation Of P-Zombies

P-Zombies can not only be created by Gods but also powerful practitioners of magic, those with Author Authority powers, Tulpa creation powers, and other special supernaturals. In some instances, those spotting their Doppelgangers may have just glimpsed upon their Philosophical Zombie possibly created for nefarious purposes! Although, it could also be a person with Glamour that looks like you. Generally, Gods don’t create your P-Zombie if you already exist here. However, there are rare occasions where Gods want to see how you deal with your own zombified clone. When one has the rare experience of coming face to face with their P-Zombie of an Earthly creation, rather than a higher dimensional source, it can be destroyed!

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How To Destroy A Philosophical Zombie

To abolish your carefully crafted clone you must walk into it from behind, and occupy the same space.  P-Zombies created by someone in our physical Universe aren’t as powerful as a God created one. You should theoretically be able to physically phase into it, and absorb it into yourself at the metaphysical astral energy level.  Those who have mastered Astral Projection may be able to briefly inhabit their P-Zombie in order to ascertain who’s behind its creation. They may even be able to reprogram it and make the body indestructible thereby granting themselves powers when occupying their new supernatural bodysuit! It also comes in handy to be in two places at once! Unfortunately, Earthly made P-Zombies eventually fade away unless the magic that created them is consistently renewed. There is also anecdotal evidence that the rarest element on Earth known as Astatine could delete this abomination! This knowledge could very well save your life if you become involved in a real-life Philosophical Zombie nightmare!  Always contact a paranormal professional if you’re unsure about the supernatural nature of your reality.

Can A Philosophical Zombie Become Self-Aware And Conscious?

Just as artificial intelligence within computers and even android bodies will become sentient and self-aware someday so too could a P-Zombie. It’s an advanced paranormal program so it may spontaneously become conscious. It’s rare and usually, Gods have security protocols to prevent new program growth outside of learning from environmental stimulus. If a P-Zombie acquires self-awareness is ceases being said zombie and becomes a new person. Any knowledge that it was a zombie is erased as all their past memories dictate the person that they are. The paranormal program is overridden and their consciousness begins vibrating at a certain frequency that may or may not match yours. If it matches yours it becomes you and will no longer do things you wouldn’t. If the Philosophical Zombie committed any atrocities before sentience was achieved your soul would not be liable for it in the same way you’re not responsible for the deaths caused by your dead body becoming a real cannibalistic zombie! In such a life you are technically born at the conscious point and not the zombie apparent biological birth. These are in essence half lives. Welcome to the wonderful world of the supernatural Universe where anything is possible!

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