Why Was President Gerald Ford So Unlucky?

Gerald Ford Historic Trip And Fall

Gerald’s most historic trip & fall episode on the steps of Air Force One. His wife Betty looks on as if it’s an everyday occurrence.

Gerald Ford was an Eagle Scout, and star athlete in his youth. He served bravely in the Navy during World War II, and won his first election into the House Of Representatives in 1948. Ford eventually rose to House Minority Leader before Richard Nixon nominated him Vice-President in 1973. Finally upon Nixon’s resignation he became President Of The United States. Despite this life of successes Ford eventually fell prey to the specter of dark luck in his Presidency as he suddenly became known for being a clumsy oaf. His Presidency was marked with repeated tripping, and stumbling all over the place along with moments of awkwardness, and silly inexplicable blunders. The only unelected President in history lost his first election to Jimmy Carter in 1976. So why did Gerald Ford’s luck change so drastically during the 70’s?

It seems he developed strong aspirations to ascend to the Presidency once he became House Minority Leader. Sometime during the Nixon Administration he
crossed paths with a Clurichaun, aka evil Anti-Leprechauns, who often pose as Leprechauns in order to trick unsuspecting humans.  It’s conjectured that the Clurichaun chose Ford because his paternal grandfather, Charles King, had made a deal with a Clurichaun to become a prominent wealthy banker.   However in that case the bad luck was passed to his son, and the biological father of Ford, Leslie King.  This happens if someone is smart enough to precisely word their wish.  They might escape the dark luck but then it gets inadvertently passed down to their eldest child.  Dark Leprechauns like to choose members of the same family in order to build a multi-generation tidal wave of bad luck to feed off of.

The Clurichaun claiming to be a Leprechaun approached Ford in the US Capital after a late night session in the House. He made Gerald an offer he
couldn’t refuse!  He would become President at the expense of Nixon’s downfall.  Gerald felt bad about this but wanted the Presidency with all his heart.  He’d later pardon Nixon out of guilt.  Gerald agreed to the deal without realizing that bad luck always comes with a Clurichaun deal.  Ford’s deal resulted in Nixon, and others in the administration receiving the negative luck of the Watergate Scandal.  In 1973 Ford was appointed Vice-President in place of Spiro Agnew, and in 1974 he became President when Nixon resigned under threat of impeachment.  Upon taking the oath of office President Gerald Ford’s bad luck spree began.  A specter of dumb dark embarrassing luck that would follow him for all the rest of his days even beyond The White House.  Gerald Ford should be thankful he didn’t wish for anything dastardly because such wishes can result in dangerous dark luck rather than the harmless embarrassments he suffered through. Let this be a lesson to those who blindly accept deals from little Irish fellows calling themselves Leprechauns.

A sure way to know you’re dealing with a Clurichaun is the fact that real Leprechauns are shy, and secretive. They’ll never approach anyone to make a deal, or grant wishes.  Also real four leaf clovers, lucky charms, and various religious artifacts will repel dark diabolical Leprechauns of doom!

One Of Many Examples Of President Gerald Ford’s Bad Clurichaun Luck

Is The White House Haunted By Ghosts?

Haunted White HouseIndeed the White House is haunted! However the sinister spectral incursions would be more prolific if not for the intervention of the top secret US Paranormal Defense Agency. It’s said that Ghost Busting Agents sweep, and exorcise the White House on a daily basis!  In addition a special division of the Secret Service, called the Supernatural Secret Service, aid in tracking unwanted paranormal activity in its efficient effort to protect the President, and all important officials who walk the hallowed historical halls. Despite this there is always some level of paranormal activity. Some of which is sometimes amazingly welcome!

Naturally extremely old buildings, especially homes, generally have ghosts to some extent. The White House has been around since 1800 so there’s over 200 years of countless souls pacing the floors. What makes it a metaphysical maelstrom is the fact that it’s a human global power zone where life, and death decisions are made. Decisions that affect billions of lives around the world.  It can even inadvertently affect the lives of supernatural beings as well!  There are deep emotions and tragic events related to people who have worked and lived there. Countless souls lost in wars dictated from this US command hub. This makes The White House a ghost, poltergeist, demon, and even an inter-dimensional being magnet.  Not to mention the rumors about extraterrestrials visiting as well!

Thankfully supernatural agents keep the spiritual dangers to minimum but there have been some close calls. Whether it be poltergeist attacks, or attempted demonic possessions! Some even blamed malicious ghosts for President Gerald Ford’s clumsy mishaps but those of us in the supernatural community know it was a Clurichaun’s bad luck that did the trick! At times a paranormal lock down of the White House may occur with the President, and high ranking staff, immediately sequestered to a special holy water blessed crystal chamber lined with ancient Red Sea salts deep underground. There are also a number of other undisclosed countermeasures to insure the safety of everyone within the chamber until the metaphysical threat can be neutralized!

Although paranormal activity can be threatening at times there are also harmless ghosts Haunted White Housewho simply appear as brief specters, or bellow forth random eerie noises. In addition there are deceased former Presidents, and dignitaries who visit in ghostly form to advise the President. The White House Psychic Medium may even summon key figures from the Afterlife at the pleasure of the President when he needs sound advice on certain pressing issues requiring an other worldly perspective. The most famous of these ghosts is that of former President Abraham Lincoln who seems to hang around the Lincoln Bedroom for reasons unknown. Perhaps he’s perpetually attempting to finish out his Presidential term.  For specific White House haunting cases, and more information see the links below:

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Who Will Win The 2016 US Presidential Election?

Triple Comb Over TrumpI’m Psychic Julia Hathaway, and Mystic Investigations President Xavier Remington has called upon me to predict the 2016 Presidential election winner on this the 15th day of August 2015.  Unfortunately too many dark forces are clouding my premonitions courtesy of various paranormal entities invested in the election. First, and foremost everyone should know that the Presidential elections are deeply controlled by the Corporatocratic Establishment under the authority of a cabal of Plutocratic shareholders who have malevolent metaphysical minions at their disposal.  Unfortunately most of this control ultimately lies in foreign European, and Chinese hands. What I do know for sure about the 2016 election is that the current Republican Front Runner Billionaire Donald Trump is actually an elite tool that is siphoning support from true Constitutional conservative candidates who could make meaningful changes if elected. That is why The Donald is saying everything many conservative voters are yearning to hear about making this country great again.  Some common sense and extreme ideas as well along with obvious questions that expose the clearly corrupt, and/or idiotic nature of our Federal government. Of course since his voter base already thinks this he’s not really revealing anything thereby betraying his plutocratic peers, and masters.  He seems to cause a particularly violent ire in various liberals not only due to his supposed plans for this nation but also the offensive over the top way he says it!

Once dwindling support has forced most of the Republican candidates to drop out of the race Trump will ramp up his rhetoric to an even more offensive level.  The purpose is to offend enough voters so they’ll either not vote at all, or vote for Hillary Clinton. It’s rather apparent they have been friends in the past, and still are despite this new rivalry between them.  The master plan all along has been to give her the Presidency she feels she’s earned. Despite Trumps giant ego he’ll take the election loss, and find excuses afterward to make himself look good instead of being a loser. Much in the same way he claims his numerous business failures, and bankruptcies were actually wins. However there’s a chance he might chicken out, and purposely say something completely reprehensible near, or during the Republican Convention thereby forcing him to bow out of the race. It’s also plausible he could manufacture a business, health, or scandalous reason to drop out. The nomination would then go to a previous candidate.  Trump will then support the candidate the Powers That Be wanted all along.  Most likely Jeb Bush who is a loyal servant of the multinational corporate banking Establishment. In fact Trump recently stated he was open to supporting him.  Begrudgingly the Republican voters will support Jeb as the least evil alternative.  This is what happened when Mitt Romney became the Republican candidate in 2012.  His support was lackluster because he wasn’t the real candidate the voters wanted. He was the one chosen for them!  In this way Trump will truly be a Siphoning Bait & Switch Tool for the plutocratic corporate elite as he yearns to stay within their good graces, and gain a greater position in their global hierarchy.

Certainly it appears no perspective Democrat candidates offer any true hope of re-igniting the flames of lady liberty, and restoring America to it’s former Superpower splendor. There’s Bernie Sanders but in all likelihood he would be another Obama who was one person when campaigning, and then clearly an establishment tool once in office.  Certainly there’s nothing near a Constitutional Liberal in this race! Hillary Clinton will definitely continue the failed Obama agenda if elected.  Despite her constant scandals Hillary continues to be the Democrat Front Runner due solely to being the Establishments number one choice for President.  An Establishment who owns the mainstream media through its multitude of mega multinational corporations.  Clinton was promised the Presidency by political power brokers when she agreed to give up her nomination to Barack Obama in 2008 since he was seen as the best chance to win.  Despite Hillary’s immense political baggage she will win the Democrat nomination, and most likely be our next President Of The United States!  Especially with the push to elect the first woman President.  The Plutocrats can’t have a Republican majority in both the Executive & Legislative branch that inexplicably sits there doing nothing! It already looks fake that Congress appears helpless against Obama. It would be laughable for them to sit there on their hands as a liberal minority continues to guide legislation, and the social agenda of this nation with Republican President.  Certainly one as vocal as Donald Trump!

So I predict with certainty that Donald Trump will definitely not be President Of The United States ever!  He will however pull his patented Support Siphon Bait & Switch mechanism in future elections, and everyone will fall for it again!  He’ll probably promote a book, or other product in the mix as well. The fact is that the average person cannot conceive of conspiracies, and blatant widespread guile as apart of their reality.  They don’t understand the compartmentalized need to know nature of global conspiracies, and the utilization of use clueless idiots yearning to kiss elite rear!  So the general citizenship will continue to be fooled until the day they’ve fallen so deep in the well of tyranny that there is no way to climb out. Especially with future high tech tyranny including seriously frightening robots of a Terminator sort!  Where do you think all those trillions in the Federal budget go?  Like all billionaires Donald Trump is a member of the Establishment. Although be it a moderate level member! In addition like President Obama he has a huge delusional ego that allows him to take large amounts of criticism, and hatred along with talking his way out of any question.  Once Trump dashes the dreams of many Americans he may be hated but he will rise again since the voters have serious long term memory issues!  There is also a minor chance he could avoid a great deal of hatred by playing the Independent run card, and pulling a 1992 Presidential Election Ross Perot Siphon From The Republicans Move.  Some blame Perot, a billionaire member of the Establishment, for dividing the Republican vote thereby giving the election to President Bill Clinton rather than incumbent President George H.W. Bush. Trump is orchestrating all of this because he craves attention, and loves campaigning.  Being in essence a fake candidate seals his place in the hearts of the plutocratic elites.  To curry favor with them is far more important than money which he already has in abundance!

In addition no third party, not even Libertarian, will ever come to power, and even if they did they would eventually be corrupted by the Establishment via corporate campaign donations, and lobbyists offering quick riches courtesy of insider trading tips.  It’s no coincidence that more than half of the US Congress are millionaires!  There will never be a third party nor an Independent President.  Whoever is inaugurated President in 2017 will 100% continue the Obama agenda of sending our nation down the wrong side of the road away from prosperity, social sanity, and head on into dangerous diplomatic disasters!  Unfortunately that President will be Hillary Clinton! I have no positive political news for the foreseeable Federal future of the United States which will eventually be folded into a global government under the United Nations banner! Something being incrementally done via Agenda 21.  Everything in our Universe requires balance, and our government lacks that.  We need real conservatives, and real liberals adhering strictly to the US Constitution while working in unison to propel us to the peak of peace, and prosperity!  All you can do is keep living your life, and hope for the best!  Positive thoughts have a tendency to push us into more desirable parallel Universes since we all move five dimensionally with each thought we have. On a positive note it does seem that humanity in general does eventually cast off the shackles of billionaire corporate elite servitude, and we eventually experience a bright Utopian future centuries from now!

On a final note if you often wonder why Psychics never seem to know 100% what the future holds it’s because the path into the future is a five dimensional probability plane with countless paranormal players jockeying for position.  A great deal of global events are ultimately decided by the guiding force of the human collective consciousness.  It’s that spirit of wanting things to work out that has delayed humanity from destroying itself.  There’s also the fact that individuals including psychics, are traveling on their own 5-D parallel path into near identical alternate realities so that has sway on the future as well. If our Multiverse was just one Universe with linear time then predicting the future would be a snap!

November 2016 Update! Clearly I was wrong about this one. However there is the fact that Mystic Investigations resides in a Parallel Universe. Still Donald Trump won here as well! From the start of 2016 there was a shadowy supernatural shroud surrounding this Presidential election. Various Powers That Be were utilizing higher dimensional forces to manipulate events that included Bernie Sanders losing the Democratic Nomination. Under the circumstances predicting this was virtually impossible. It’s interesting to note that other psychics predicted Hillary Clinton would win as well.

The Secret Of Donald Trump’s Hilarious Hair

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For those curious about the riddle wrapped in an enigma that is Donald Trump’s hair then I as a Psychic can definitely answer that one! The Trumpster has a rare hair style known as The Triple Comb Over possibly with added hair extensions, and a ton of hair product that may include prosthetic glue!  Basically he does the traditional comb over from the side, and then combs which must be hippie length hair forward from the back over that comb over. The real genius is how he mystically swoops that back to give further illusion of a hair line, and additional thickness.  He will go down in history as the only man on Earth to pull off such a daring feat in defiance of Mother Nature!  If he does nothing else in his life then his hair will be the legacy that defines Trump for the next several hundred years!

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Disclaimer: This article is not meant to be an endorsement of any candidate, or particular political ideology.  However Mystic Investigations would support anyone who intends to follow the letter of the law as stated in the Constitution Of The United States Of America! In addition in all matters of life a balance between polar opposites generally yields positive results.  In this case a balance between conservative, and liberal ideals would be best for all concerned.