Of course, Genies are the legendary and most famous of supernatural wish granters in all the Universe! They are the nefarious Jinn from another dimension who are bottled or lamped up by the forces of good to protect our reality. Unfortunately, it’s often difficult to return stubborn Jinn to their own plane of existence. Not to mention they are nearly impossible to kill! So trapping them becomes the only option. Any person who releases a Genie from their lamp or bottle becomes the Master who is granted three wishes. After that is complete the Genie is forced back into their tiny prison once again.
Their granting of wishes is simply a scenario to be played out in the grand mathematical scheme of things within the mind of the Omniverse God. Also, Jinn have enormous metaphysical energies within them, and the wish-granting releases that power in a safe controlled manner so it doesn’t build up to explosive levels. If a Genie bottle or lamp isn’t activated by a Master in 1000 years then the Genie builds up enough explosive power to escape! They are no longer bound to the bottle or lamp. However, they may be trapped again by a Genie Hunter or Jinnologist.
Genies are known as one of the few paranormal beings who can grant just about any wish. Others include Angels, Demons, and some Earthly Gods. However, there are always limits. Wishes that would affect things on a large scale, including the planet, or Universe, cause the wisher to be sent to a Parallel Universe where their wish is a reality. Beyond that, there are three wishes nobody is allowed to make. A Genie is magically bound to never grant these wishes under the Universal authority of the Supernatural Secrecy Pact. They are as follows:
The Three Wishes A Genie Cannot Grant
1.) You cannot wish anyone directly dead. The Genie can’t kill people. However, you can wish to go to a parallel Universe where a particular person died, or never existed, to begin with.
2.) You cannot wish to be a higher dimensional being such as a God, Angel, Demon, Genie, etc. However, you can wish to change places with the Genie to free them thereby damning yourself to eternal imprisonment, and intermittent servitude. Also, you can wish to be biological paranormal beings in this dimension. This may include being a superhuman, an immortal, vampire, werewolf, zombie, fairy, leprechaun, etc. This doesn’t include certain unique beings like Santa Claus who is half Angel, or some other fractional form of a higher dimensional being. Consult your Genie for more information. They must tell you the truth but at the same time, they don’t have to volunteer any or all information.
3.) You cannot wish for more wishes otherwise known as Infinite Wishes. You also can’t cheat by making your three wishes, disposing of the bottle or lamp, and then reclaiming it again. Nobody can become a “Master” a second time with the same Genie. And even if by some astronomical fluke you found another Genie, Universal rules would cause them to reject you! Three wishes are your limit for life! You can, however, wish the Genie to be your servant for life making you a perpetual master.
The Genie’s magic is then confined to menial tasks such as cleaning up your home, making you dinner, repairing things, etc. So in a way, you can get infinite wishes but they’re not anything that great. Of course, you are saving time, and money every day. Many people don’t know about this loophole. The Genie will tell you what three wishes you can’t make but he or she will not share the “Servant Clause” with you because they loathe the servant scenario most of all. They’d rather be trapped alone in their prison for hundreds of years than serve you for life. At least in their bottle, they can manufacture a rather realistic dream world to live in.
Now you know how to fully utilize your wishes if you’re lucky enough to happen upon a Genie in your lifetime. Just remember to carefully word your wishes because Genies are notorious for twisting your words in a diabolical way. For instance, we have the quintessential wish for money. If you just ask for a billion dollars then it could very well be stolen from a bank or even worse dangerous criminals! There was a notorious case some years ago where the money came from a major drug cartel and a hit was placed on the person. They were forced to use their last wish to save their life! There’s also an issue if someone discovers you all the sudden have this money and the IRS becomes involved along with other governmental agencies investigating you!
Even wishing for simple immortality can put you into situations of perpetual never-ending hell! Such as you get locked away somewhere for centuries. Genies wishes have a nasty way of bringing bad luck your way. That is why adding a phrase like,”I make this wish with good luck”, is essential to having things turn out in your favor. You need to spend several days, if not weeks, studying your wishes to think of every possible consequence or twist that could be perpetrated upon you. Then word everything perfectly. There’s no time limit on wishes. In fact, if you die before making them they are still in play in the great beyond. In other words, you can wish to be brought back to life! It’s always prudent to leave one wish unused just in case you screw up and need to undo it.
We recommend contacting a reputable paranormal investigations firm or Genie specialist before making these wishes. In ancient times people didn’t have such help but in modern times you can turn to paranormal professionals to guide you through the perils of making wishes with unruly angry Genies who detest their forced confinement to bottles, and lamps. Feel free to reply to this post with any Genie related questions. Learn More About Genies & Jinn
Those who came here under the search term “wish you all genies” must realize you can’t wish everyone was a Genie because that violates number two above. You can wish somebody was something else but that would simply transport you to a parallel Universe where that person is that way already. For instance, you can say that you wish everyone on Earth was a vampire, and then you’d be transported to a parallel Earth where everyone is, in fact, a vampire. Perhaps there was a major vampire uprising, and the planet was overrun with every human ending up transformed or dead. The quintessential Vampire Apocalypse!