Category Archives: Santa Claus

Does Santa Get My Letters?

The unbelieving postal services of the world generally consider kids letters to Santa Claus as undeliverable fantasies. This includes the US Post Office, a quasi-agency of the United States Government, secretly sends most of the letters to a dead mail … Continue reading

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What Does Santa Claus Do On Friday The 13th?

Santa Claus certainly doesn’t have to worry about Friday The 13th  and all the bad luck associated with it. This is due to him being a Demi-Angel, and Angels are even luckier than Leprechauns!  There’s also the fact that his sainted … Continue reading

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What Did Santa Claus Do On Easter?

Santa Claus and his wife Holly Claus began Easter morning by welcoming approximately 100 lucky children to an Easter egg hunt at North Pole City.  These kids were chosen by raffle from a pool of thousands. Those whose parents are members … Continue reading

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How Fast Does Santa Claus Travel?

Angels in biological form can actually move at the speed of light!  The closer they are to this speed the more their physical form begins to phase into a pure energy form.  They are limited to this speed due to … Continue reading

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