Category Archives: Santa Claus

Christmas In July! What Did Santa Claus Do On The Fourth Of July?

The world’s most powerful Demi-Angel, Santa Claus, celebrated American Independence Day despite being neutral, and not holding allegiance to any one nation, other than his own sovereign North Pole City.  The reason being that Mrs. Holly Claus in an American … Continue reading

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What Does Santa Claus Do In The Summer?

In the summer heat of July the last thing on our minds is the joy of brisk snowy Christmas.  However the term Christmas in July was started by Santa Claus who begins his preparations for the Christmas season.  Before that in … Continue reading

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Does Santa Get My Letters?

The unbelieving postal services of the world generally consider kids letters to Santa Claus as undeliverable fantasies. This includes the US Post Office, a quasi-agency of the United States Government, secretly sends most of the letters to a dead mail … Continue reading

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What Does Santa Claus Do On Friday The 13th?

Santa Claus certainly doesn’t have to worry about Friday The 13th  and all the bad luck associated with it. This is due to him being a Demi-Angel, and Angels are even luckier than Leprechauns!  There’s also the fact that his sainted … Continue reading

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