Werewolf Watch In Effect

The moon is 100% full so conditions are within parameters for werewolf activity although being this close to Christmas has been known to suppress some werewolf transformations due to the vast forces of good marshaled upon the Earth. In addition on Midnight December 21st the full moon fell precisely on the winter solstice combined with … Read more

Emergency Zombie Alert!

A major rising of the dead is now in progress.  In fact it’s even bigger than the one that occurred on Halloween.  So big in fact that the local and County government has gotten involved for the first time in recent history.  We urge you to stay at home with your doors and windows securely … Read more

Werewolf Watch

The moon is 95% full so I urge caution when going out after sunset for the next week.  Your greatest risk of werewolf sightings falls between 10 PM and 2 AM.  If you plan on being out late, especially in wooded areas or near cemeteries,  I urge you to carry a dog whistle, taser, or silver … Read more

Unicorn Alert!

A lone Unicorn was spotted frolicking near the edge of the Mystical Forest.  Any human spotting a Unicorn is thought to have good luck imbued upon them for at least the rest of the week.  If you save the life of a Unicorn or help it in some way they will often reappear in your … Read more

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